David Mortellaro
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David Mortellaro
@dtmortellaro
Cowboy fan and critic of Dak. I’d prefer to be on the golf course.
Michigan Katılım Temmuz 2010
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@ArielEpstein You and KIV could split a hot dog. You eat the dog, she eats the bun.
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Tomorrow is Yankees Opening Day. It’s also Passover and Good Friday. The Jews can’t eat bread and the Christians can’t eat meat. What a home opener for us all!
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Fine I’ll do it again, if I Liv golfer does not win the masters, I will delete my account till next year‘s masters or until a Liv golfer wins another major this year. That’s how confident i am
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on this sticky note there is a name of a very random retired baseball player.
first person to guess who it is gets a $500 prizepicks lineup.
no hints other than he’s retired.
go⬇️
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Every snap that Kirk Cousins takes for the Las Vegas Raiders is an enormous waste of time.
It needs to be Fernando Mendoza Time in Week 1 for the Raiders, and it’s not going to be, and that’s an issue:
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@nicko_316 @TheMasters @PGATOUR His job isn’t analysis. He is basically a conductor, passing the analysis off to Trevor and the rest of the CBS crew.
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"Hi, I'm Jim Nantz, I will be calling the first golf major in 2026. I want to confess I don't like doing the hard work and properly analyse one of the faves of the field. My overlord bosses tell me I'm not allowed to watch LIV".
@TheMasters embarrassing! @PGATOUR
NUCLR GOLF@NUCLRGOLF
🚨🏌️❌ #NEW — On a media call, the voice of The Masters, Jim Nantz, was asked about Bryson DeChambeau's form heading into the year’s first major: "I have to confess, I have not seen Bryson hit a single shot this year….All I can go off of is the YouTube videos I've watched with my son.” (Via: @_DavidRumsey)
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@AndrewKirbyGolf He does play by play. He’s not an analyst. Now you want this opinions on the golf swing??
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That’s called not doing your job
Time for Jim to retire
NUCLR GOLF@NUCLRGOLF
🚨🏌️❌ #NEW — On a media call, the voice of The Masters, Jim Nantz, was asked about Bryson DeChambeau's form heading into the year’s first major: "I have to confess, I have not seen Bryson hit a single shot this year….All I can go off of is the YouTube videos I've watched with my son.” (Via: @_DavidRumsey)
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@JeffreyBenson12 @potatokmish @spshoot @JeffreyBenson12 would/should the book consider different cashouts based on their total liability on that side and that entire market? Lowering offers as people cashed out effectively reducing the books risk.
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@potatokmish @spshoot What do you think is a fair cashout price for the sportsbook to offer on this ticket?
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There should be stricter regulatory laws against the predatory practice of cash out offer amounts by retail sportsbooks being well beneath market values.
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@angleshero @shawnemerriman Horrendous is over the top. Try watching a game in real time, no replays to assist your criticism. You also get one angle. Not 14 different angles like TV. Does the replay system need revision, 100% yes.
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@shawnemerriman Their performance has been horrendous for years. Referees need to be held accountable. Things vary so bad from game to game with no recourse . They cost teams games and it’s time things change
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Somebody break this down for me, what’s wrong with the NFL holding the referees more accountable and their pay tied to performance? What am I missing?
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@ftmchronicles24 Do you have any idea how hard it is to pick out right winners in golf?
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⛳️⛳️ Still in progress but Wes Reynolds stays in character going 0-7 w outright picks on VSIN.
Wes is now 1-76 on the year.
See you next week.
FTMCHRONICLES@ftmchronicles24
Wes Reynolds is 1-69 w his outright picks this season. He has 7 @ The Houston Open. Knapp Nic Hojgaard Thorbjornsen Penge Fox Yellamaraju Brennan
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@vegas_man_007 @DaveMasonBOL I’ll book it. All bets are action, if Illinois doesn’t beat Duke in the final 4 you lose. Deal?
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@DaveMasonBOL One zillion $$ on +4.5 Illinois moneyline to beat duke in the final 4. take my bet..book it now.
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Duke opens 4.5-pt chalk vs Illinois next Saturday.
Michigan now favored by 1.5 vs Arizona (opened pick)
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@LouStagner Not exactly sure of the rule. But I believe the tournament is completed, you win.
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What would you do?
One of my golf buddies asked this question to the group today:
You just won The Masters by one shot. You are packing up late on Sunday night after all the interviews and you realize there are 15 clubs in your bag.
What are you doing?
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@CrawdadTweets @PhilMickelson How many times has Tiger needed to ask Phil Knight to pay off his gambling debts?
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Can anyone tell me how many times @PhilMickelson has been arrested for DUI or banging a Perkins waitress?
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@AndrewKirbyGolf Check in when he has a wife and young child that don’t want to travel the world watching him play golf.
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Seems like Bryson enjoyed South Africa after an amazing win and tournament
Worldwide brand
Have a look at Brooks back on the PGAT in non signature events and a fine
Is that the PGAT offer back ?
Because if it is, I’m dubious Bryson leaves LIV at the end of his contract
Bryson DeChambeau@brysondech
Highly recommend going to South Africa 🇿🇦
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@TonyLaneNV I don’t care. I totally get needing to stand up after a long flight. I’d rather they do this than on my last flight. Lady waited until it’s her turn to deplane, then she has to get her bag from under the seat, then her carry on. We all watch as she slowly gathers her things.
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✈️ BE REAL… DOES THIS BOTHER YOU OR NAH?
Plane just landed… doors still closed… and people already standing, reaching for bags like they’re about to beat everyone off the plane 💀
We’re all stuck here for a minute anyway…
Does this annoy you… or you don’t care at all? ⬇️ 🇺🇸
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@SiaNejad It depends on the time of day for the flight. If it’s late afternoon and I’ve had my normal water intake, I’ll be using the bathroom on a 2-3 flight. My age probably has something to do with it also.
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**Flight Etiquette: please weigh in**
Note: I was mostly referring to flights in the 2-3 hour range and especially for those with a window seat
Betting News@YourBettingNews
You get on a flight, let's say five hours long. Are you going to the bathroom on the plane? Do you prep yourself not to use the bathroom like @SiaNejad, or are you like @IamThorb and @AdamMKaufman and do not care whatsoever?
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@ArielEpstein So does competent CF play. He’s out of the first easy if his CF makes normal major league plays.
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I had at least 5 people text me they LOVE Skenes over Ks today "because he has competitive games under his belt from WBC" MATCHUPS MATTER PEOPLE !!!
Ariel Epstein@ArielEpstein
Most people will lose money betting baseball this season. Not because they picked the wrong teams. Because they showed up to a 162-game grind with no process. Here's what that actually means — and how to fix it before the first pitch. 🧵⚾
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@SenTedCruz Why doesn’t Congress focus on actual important issues like ending these wars, controlling your spending and leave the little issues to others.
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College sports are losing what made them special.
Cinderella runs don’t last when the biggest programs raid mid-majors' rosters each season.
Congress has to fix the legal mess here before college sports as we know it turns into a pumpkin. sports.yahoo.com/mens-college-b…
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