Abe Lincoln V.H

“You drinking beers this weekend?”

@GinandTonic6969 @DadTexts2 Have the same issue. But mine definitely is because of my guy. Got holes all around the mid thigh area.

@Miggysbat “Because of the Sun” is such a dumb reason. Wrigley faces North East. If you were to pick up Wrigley field and drop it where Sox park is, it would overlook the city.

Unrelated, but I seriously have no idea what the White Sox were thinking when they built Rate Field. The Chicago skyline is literally right there, why would you have your stadium face away from it? 🤨

@ijustmadecoffee In!

@duecemcwater Back in MN for Easter. We should try that sauna down by the Lake. Right by the marina.

Saturday Sauna. Let’s have a great day everyone!

@HotshotGamblaz Keep an eye out for my parents. Not that you know who they are or what they look like.. But they’re in st Pete so just keep an eye out.

St. Petersburg, FL

@therealnooner Meanwhile after 5 beers you’ve got your cock out

Going drink for drink with my grandpa right now…5 beers in and old mans still got it

@triflindoug48 @GinandTonic6969 @ijustmadecoffee And you know what.. I kinda like it

@triflindoug48 @GinandTonic6969 @ijustmadecoffee Truth. Our apartment smells like a chicken thigh in the evenings.

Chicken thighs, peps & onions, and smashed potatoes.

@ijustmadecoffee Use your wedges as a spatula

I gotta figure out how to combine golf and cooking.

@wilberdata Nah, this is @philscute123

Los Brewers han alcanzado un preacuerdo con el prospecto dominicano de 13 años, Maximiliano Feliz, por un bono de $2.0 millones. Posición: SS
Agente: Lenny Pimentel
Origen: Azua, República Dominicana
Clase: 2030 “Es el prospecto más parecido a Leo De Vries: misma posición, misma procedencia y un perfil sorprendentemente similar.”

@BartWinklerShow Went to a Brewers Cubs game last year at AmFam and the overhead PA had “The Bears still suck” playing with the lyrics on the video board. Don’t act all high and mighty.

Now imagine how lame it would have been if instead the fans were chanting “The Bears Still Suck”

@Jurm_VAL @therealnooner @MLB @Nationals Right but he’s not a brewer

@duecemcwater @therealnooner @MLB @Nationals Joey wiemer was drafted by the brewers that’s why brewers fans are happy to see him shit on the cubs

Joey Wiemer smashes a 110.5 MPH homer to get the @Nationals going on #OpeningDay!

@therealnooner @MLB @Nationals Game 1/162 and brewers fans celebrating already. Very sad!

@MLB @Nationals Brewers stay winning

@ChazBenson69 @DadTexts2 I believe you know @triflindoug48 ?

@duecemcwater @DadTexts2 Haha- he sounds like a total creep! But yeah send me his info

My feet smell terrible today

@ChazBenson69 @DadTexts2 Nah it ain’t my mouf. Sorry I got pulled away. Was out enjoying the weather. I know I guy who is like all about feet. He lives eats and breathes feet. I can send him your way if you’d like.

@DadTexts2 @duecemcwater Just remind me to keep my shoes on.

@triflindoug48 @ijustmadecoffee Shabangahang! Authentic Oriental Rugs!

@ijustmadecoffee The one on jackson?

Drinking mango pineapple smoothies in the Oriental rug store.

Do you have Tourette’s or are you just a fucking spaz?

Why tf do we let a glorified rat decide the weather. Very sad.