Bob Tzu

@DenverChannel It would be helpful if the reporters described where exactly they're standing and which direction the camera is pointed.

@EricRoberts Live Life Feet First!

@UncladLad Then you were still under $80, since the kit was $25 ;-)

@smertz001 Ah, okay. That's what I thought. But most who wear it talk about how SECURE it feels, so I was confused ;-)

I'm working on a new invention: it's a spray that eliminates the smell of room deodorizer. duhism.com

@MAPIcom The 600+ posts *are* the manuscript (plus some of the history and other Duhism Wisdumb)

@MAPIcom Haven't found someone who want's to publish the profounditudenessity of the Faux-losophy of Duhism yet

My Higher Self has the munchies duhism.com

@Azguyphx Remember, if you get any value out of Duhism, then you've definitely misunderstood it. ;-)

Do New Age pirates wear third-eye patches?

Just tried my first book on tape. Didn't like it. Maybe I shouldn't have picked "Advanced Probability and Analytical Statistics"

Every day, in every way, I get more and more redundant.

Everything always comes to you at the perfect time: when you're in the bathroom with your pants around your ankles.

Remember, today is the day to shake your bootie while wearing adult diapers! It's In-Depends-Dance Day!

I don't mind getting older. After all 50 is the new 49 1/2.

In the middle of the night, I'm taken over by the holy spirit. I sleep in tongues. duhism.com

@joytoyu I get comma toes when my feet need a short rest

@LunaJune It's a bit black and blue