Melissa ElvéWilliams

For various boring reasons we have to say that these are Hugh Grant’s views not ours, and that we definitely haven’t printed his post out and put it in a little frame on our desk

@TfL @Synesthesia how has the Heathrow express got so expensive? £25 for a single (unless you book 45 days in advance). No wonder our roads are full

Never even liked tennis anyway.

Brilliant. No notes. I will fight for women’s rights until my dying breath. This rogue court still has no idea what it has unleashed. Believe me when I say it’s about to find out. #WeAreNotGoingBack

@AldiUK What have you done? The #Archway branch has gone all self service. Went in this evening & the queue to Pay was all down one side of the shop! How is that better service for customers?

Just one more thing Mr. Sunak. There’s something bothering me. You blamed the Bank of England when inflation went up and said it was entirely their responsibility. Now you are taking the credit for it coming down. Both of those things can’t be right, can they sir?

When Junior Doctors are on £16 an hour and MP's are on £46 an hour. And raising the Junior Doctors pay by £4 an hour is unaffordable, even though they just raised MP's pay by £5 an hour. It's hard not to see the lie. RT if Junior Doctors NEED paying.

@Poundland struggling to understand why my order is still ‘released for picking’ when I ordered on 25/11? Order 3000238639 Have emailed-no response

Every time I or my family need the NHS it comes up trumps. It’s not just the professionalism. It’s the carefulness and gentleness even when staff are under phenomenal pressure. Nobody will RT this because social media only validates click bait negativity. But thank you NHS. Xxx

Love this so much !!!! X

@UKGap Thanks for checking? Why?

@dullerandduller I am sorry to let you know that none of these colours will be back in stock any time soon. I can see that some of the sizes have just arrived, but there are no future dates for the size you are interested in.

@UKGap we,re trying to buy men’s slim fit chinos, but you have had no larger sizes for ages. Are you re-stocking ever?

@UKGap 42R in black & navy ideally please

@dullerandduller please may I ask which size you require and the product number so I can check for any restocks for you?

Agreed!

@missdcox Break up later for Christmas, return sooner after Christmas & break up 22.7.24 for the year, which is a Monday

Where have schools that have a two week half term got the extra week from? Looked at one school’s dates with 2 weeks and they even finish two days earlier than us in the summer?!

cindy beale once said… i present to you a collection of moments living in my head rent free from my fav gal ❤️‍🔥 michelle’s line delivery and timing is IMPECCABLE i can’t get enough! #cindybeale #michellecollins #EastEnders @missmcollins

OMG Thank you I love this !!!!! X

Leonard Rossiter, Joan Collins & Marina Sirtis - Cinzano advert ("getting your head down sweetie? Jolly good idea").

@SteveHowell30 @ajjolley Sorry I think it is if there isn’t anyone available with the appropriate skills/training to keep everyone safe.

@dullerandduller @ajjolley I don’t think that’s a reasonable excuse. Simply put someone else if that’s a requirement.

Chatting to someone who has a child who is non verbal autistic At 8:30 this morning, School phoned up to say “don’t send them in today, we don’t have enough staff” I understand better than most the financial struggles facing schools, but is this an acceptable response?