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That Dumb Green Bear

@dumb_mossbear

•Been God's greatest mistake for 21 years now •Been to hell twice, was nicer than here •Follow for genuinely concerning schizo takes and occasional doodles

ʕ ꈍᴥꈍʔ Katılım Haziran 2016
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That Dumb Green Bear
That Dumb Green Bear@dumb_mossbear·
"Howdy, Howdy!! Mind if me 'n my crew raid your pantry this fine evenin'?" Captain Greenbeard, notorious for exclusively raiding food transportation ships... And leaving bags of gold to pay for the "stolen" food... He's still new to this pirate stuff, so cut him some slack--
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Some Sorta SpookyRick
Some Sorta SpookyRick@bobberbobman·
Happy Frickbear Friday! Showboating is not allowed at Freddy Frickbear's Pizza.
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Carcajou Ghibelline
Effortpoasting is long and correctly diagnosed as a really bad way of interacting on X (the Everything App). However the truth is that it's a bad way to do anything anymore, in any place on the Internet. Even on Tumblr, Mastodon, effortpoasts are now flopping.
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That Dumb Green Bear@dumb_mossbear·
@MAWKVLT I think i finally understand the biggest question this mental experiment lets us ask: Would you rather gamble your own life, or another's life away?
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That Dumb Green Bear@dumb_mossbear·
@PaladinPolecat By what standard do you attribute the "correct" choice to red? If the rules of the game dictate survival is winning then you cerainly are correct. However, if the rules warn the blood of Abel shall call your name at the end of days, then maybe it is worth the risk of martyrdom.
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Nathan (Roquefort Mouse) ✝@PaladinPolecat·
Blue "saves" lives that actively put themselves in danger And aren't regretful or apologetic for it And are if anything smug and self-assured about their moral superiority Despite having made a sin against the cardinal virtue of Prudence Then wrapped it in altruistic langauge
Tennessee Monika ✝️ 🏵️ 🇺🇸@TennesseeCeles

In my “professional” analysis of this, one’s answer to this poll largely reflects whether someone values logic or morality first. Blue can be seen as the moral option (saves lives), while red is the more logical option (guarantees personal survival).

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That Dumb Green Bear
That Dumb Green Bear@dumb_mossbear·
@KokoStillHere Don't forget about "The Entity" that haunts the town and ropes you and your friends into an adventure that will either save or break your souls.
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Koko@KokoStillHere·
Those furry vns are right. The love of your life is waiting for you in a town you move to for a fresh start and meet a variety of quirky lovable characters within 2 days that will DEFINITELY be your lifelong friends
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That Dumb Green Bear@dumb_mossbear·
@MAWKVLT I press blue because I am Prince Myshkin and I know I shall either die or go mad by the world's cruelty, holy idiot that I am.
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I press Blue because I am Don Quixote and I wage war against The World.
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Star Seeker
Star Seeker@starseeker1334·
The papacy declared the war, a total war on pseudo- vibes based- Christianity. It will show how many are Evangelicals and Sedevacantists in hiding, only staying for aesthetic of the church and not the letter of the canon law. Papacy has well been condemning aesthetic penalty sincr 1960s.
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Pope Leo condemned capital punishment, calling for its abolition in the US just as President Trump's administration moved to broaden methods of execution for federal inmates reut.rs/41X591j

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That Dumb Green Bear
That Dumb Green Bear@dumb_mossbear·
@KielBjorn Quanto tempo até começarem a falar que não seguir as normas da ABNT dá em não conhecimento do recurso?
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