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I just want to live in the time where the only trigger warning was the invading army's general screaming "FIRE".

@malnadkoos @ccg33k But meme toh hindi mein hai... Don't see Kannada here 🤌🏽

@ccg33k @bigbasket_com No saar. I will let you stay at my home and become your servant saar. 💩

So according to @bigbasket_com , we SHOULD celebrate onam! We like it or not is not upto us. It is upto them! They come and forcefully dump this on us. Will you do the same for other festivals?? Varamahalakshmi? Dasara? Deepavali? Why give it for free for ONAM?? This is worse than conversion!

@shivurh @pratapmh2303 @nanminiradio @tdkarnataka @Jointcptraffic @RLR_BTM Did someone hurt you or You're just retarded since day 1?

@pratapmh2303 @nanminiradio @tdkarnataka @Jointcptraffic @RLR_BTM Every one's life is different. No one interested in what's happening in some one's life. Crying don't help. Try to get in self mode, nobody is going to help.

HSRP ನಂಬರ್ ಪ್ಲೇಟ್ ನ ನಾವ್ ಏನಿಕ್ಕೆ ದುಡ್ಡು ಕೊಟ್ಟು ತೊಗೋಬೇಕು ಅದನ್ನ ನಮಗೆ ಉಚಿತವಾಗಿ ಕೇಂದ್ರ ಸರ್ಕಾರ ಕೊಡ್ಬೋದ್ ಅಲ್ವ ? #hsrp #hsrpnumberplate

@zomatocare @zomato Apna Zomato - Zomoto ka annoying campaign bandh karke, thoda customer support pe dhyan dho pls. Support sabka decision bata Raha hai idhar tumhara, company ka 5 year plan bhi bata dega ye?

Whoever came up with the 'photodump' idea for captions... Thank you. Bhadvo ke Google se chepa hua caption padh-padh ke aansu sookh gaye the.

Thank you modiji for the flag idea, now the whole internet knows which country majority of creeps are from.

Want some killer beats? Come to Tamil funeral. Them beats make Punjabi music sound Carnatic.

NCC waale 1857 ke Mangal Pandey ke bandook se Kalpana Chawla ko rescue kar laate. Bas, exams chal rahe the... Varna aaj Chawla ji Zinda hoti.

NCC cadet - Do you even know the value of NCC? We are the largest reserve force to spring into action in time of war. WE'RE PROUD TO BE IN NCC Also NCC cadet - Mooch mundwaane bolte toh main NCC join hi nahi karta.

Bachpan se dance instructor banna chahta tha, abhi NCC mein juniors ko ishaaro pe nachwaata hu. Gutka khaate hue agar juniors Jai Hind nahi bole toh hum unka legally murder kar sakte hai, sachi.

Is not sharing a cigerette a selfish act or a noble one?

4 Netflix documentary mein pure 3 saal ka BA syllabus complete ho jata hai.

Didi, aap saree pehen ke Indian culture kaise bachaoge jab khud saree mein 3 baar girte girte bache ho?

Divine should hire a writer.

We are always,one chess match away from world war.

Wait, UG professors get paid for existing as irl version of a YouTube video?

Adulting ke naam pe bacho ke hairline dekh raha hu, ki "iska sahi hai, ek dum perfect hairline"

Sports quota's tagline should be "You got that nerd's girl in 8th grade. Now, get his job too"

Hey, left log... Tumhara propaganda game bohot weak hai be... Maggi ke photo ke baad equality ka post daalte ho... Aise banoge IT cell?

Break-up is financially painful, I will have to buy my own skin care now... Jeez.

I saw 2 dogs fuck in missionary... Enlightened, I am.