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@BichaelRender @CodifyBaseball awful. must have been quite the accident
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@BichaelRender @dumbamber You realize 5,000 people is smaller than the population of a small town. The population of a small town agreed with this post and there are 8 billion people in the world. This did not pop off by any means
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i am 5'2, went on a date with someone who claimed to be 5'8...reader, we were at eye level the whole time
amber@dumbamber
men lie about their height so much i used to think that men and women had different height measurements, like shoe sizes
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Can i have some Mold on my Sandwitch ? 😊 No worries if Not i Love you the same
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@RichW1997 yeah it definitely goes both ways, its sad people feel like they have to do that but also like people are gonna notice bro ur dumb
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@retired_juggalo u should go sneeze on him literally anyone that works in healthcare would lose it even if his ass is just at a desk all day
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asked some fucking desk jockey in this hospital where the elevators are and got the most annoying answer of all time “they’re everywhere it’s not hard to find them” okay man die
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@otherjrobbins i can tell. no one with a stump ass neck like that is 6ft
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I think we gotta stop calling 5’9” guys short kings. We’re really overusing that phrase
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@otherjrobbins being short is fine most people are if we’re counting 5’9 as short but lying about it is weird and stupid like bro i can see u
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But also I get it (we deserve it)
amber@dumbamber
men lie about their height so much i used to think that men and women had different height measurements, like shoe sizes
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@QDSreserve thats fine ur basically 6ft, im talking about the guys who are eye to eye with me (5’3) trying to tell me they’re 5’10
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@dumbamber I’m 5’11 3/4 and I always tell women I’m 6feet. I will always lie
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@BichaelRender the classic mixture of men are upset, women are agreeing.
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@BichaelRender @Natsu56405929 yeah because women never say these things, meanwhile men say out loud in real life “i am 6 feet tall” when they are like 5’8
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