waka fawksa flame

quoting this just so i can pin it to my own profile

opening up the draftkings app for another day of march madness and NRFIs

I’m gonna watch so much baseball today and you simply cannot stop me

HAPPY FREAKING NRFI DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATEEEEEEE!!!!!! #openingday

@TheBestPoaster honestly just thank you for your service to my name and also the condemnation of islamaphobia #thankyoubob

@dumbledonk I never call you this and in fact have to often stop myself from straight up using ur real name somewhat frequently but this made me laugh. Thx

i want it on the record that i officially condemn islamaphobia. thank you

@dumbledonk Thank you, Dumbledonk! #ThankYouDumbledonk

also the people thinking he is going to bastardize this for his political agenda dont understand how seriously real tolkien-heads take their shit. this is not a game to us

everybody hating on colbert being involved here is just putting their ignorance on full display. it is widely known that colbert is one of the biggest tolkien nerds we have on earth (right next to me of course)

@dumbledonk Disney animatronic presidents finally paying off

@hanfjob oval office looking like the country bear jamboree

giving Weekend at Donnie’s in the back there

@Chadson no there’s a very good chance this becomes 2026’s sentence of the year

@dumbledonk okay but… I think we have the comfort of knowing it might not be the last time and I think that’s beautiful

this has to be the first time this sentence has ever been uttered

everybody in the comments: unbelievable that he can shoot a gun with no limbs meanwhile, me: shoot a gun?! how is he throwing bags professionally???? with no arms and no legs????

i mean i just dont even understand the logistics of any of this

@TheBestPoaster we get each other so hard i’ve said this many times

@dumbledonk U get me. U always get me (I also just noticed my reply to my own tweet never sent but you’ll see it now and have further confirmation that u get me)

Bro did did I just see a 50 point differential on the score bug

@Wut_the_Hecht twitter is probably the only place on earth where chicago and nyc are perceived as rivals instead of just two sides of the same coin

@dumbledonk Bc it should be about linking and building **

Thank you for your attention to this matter. President WAKA F. FLAME.

@Wut_the_Hecht this applies to a specific handful of accounts that stay tweeting about chicago like y’all are the only ones comparing the two cities not us

@dumbledonk Love you brother but I think poasting this kind of leaves the opposite message