waka fawksa flame

quoting this just so i can pin it to my own profile

Overheard by my movers: I feel sorry for whoever has to unpack these boxes (they packed the boxes)

scrolling twitter the past 48 hours i finally understand what the girlies have been getting on about with this whole “summer house reunion” deal

@dumbledonk Matt Damon really has a habit of being away from home and then needing people to get him home. My modest proposal is that he should stay closer to home in case he is needed there.

@dumbledonk dude is just constantly lost in every film

@bigcontentguy buddy is an absolute liability i cant believe people keep bringing him along for stuff

in honor of The Odyssey coming out this weekend, going back to watch all the movies about bringing Matt Damon home now watching: Saving Private Ryan

@lilydsmith in all seriousness i’ve been trying to watch these for the last 2 weeks and have had so little luck with streaming i’m on the verge of just biting the bullet and buying the whole collection for like $30

@dumbledonk hit me when you get to the bournes

@Chadson no other explanation

@dumbledonk has to be, right?

in all seriousness tom hanks does have a ridiculous amount of movies about coming/going home as well: big the terminal cast away toy story toy story 2 captain phillips forrest gump apollo 13 toy story 3

@Chadson is it a fetish

@dumbledonk the guy behind Band of Brothers? yeah, you better believe it, pal. Dude's obsessed with getting back home.

@yas4dinner i’m listening

@dumbledonk I have a theory about this

@PrefEquityPeter and The Martian

@dumbledonk Technically Interstellar too

@Chadson the amount of money and human lives the us government has spent bringing matt damon home reeks of a conspiracy at the highest levels

@Ethelbrait1941 makes sense. seems like the teenybopper type

@dumbledonk One of his sons makes the hip h,op that you like

sauron be like:

@Ethelbrait1941 maybe we train them to detect mines ? their kind (dwarfs (mountain not axe) are very familiar. love them.not a day of work in thier life

@dumbledonk I think maybe . Work program to give them jobs. Search & rescue? Dogs have a good "sniffer" but can't communicate other than wood & bark. Maybe we could send them into cave or collapsed building. Same size. Do their eyes adjust to dark quicker? Maybe,, would make sense. Exciting

I saw two "dwarfs" (MIDGETS WE USED TO CALL THEM) at the Wal-Mart. They were holding hands,,boy dwarf & girl dwarf..married! Fascinating. I looked in their cart (pushing from below,,adorable.)..all normal people food. They had Doritos,, imagine that!

@Ethelbrait1941 also littlefolk (not to be confused with dinosaur). could be one of those

@Ethelbrait1941 hobbits are very adaptable creatures. maybe critters to the American eye. still full of surprises. knew a wizard once

@yas4dinner well thank my brain but thank you twitter for confirming it was tonight. i guess i placed the bet before anybody confirmed but i did get to watch it hit so kinda thanks twitter?!

@yas4dinner it is! just won $80 thx twitter!

is the home run derby tonight or not why is this so difficult for me to figure out