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🥪 introducing 🥪 🥪 tallsandwiches.com™ 🥪 🥪 enjoy

Don't take my word for it, read this glowing review from ChatGPT.

VR goggles for shrimp. Let's not be selfish, shellfish gotta game too.

hugely impressed by #stablediffusion's speed and image quality after a month since last use taking a cue from @dumbproducts and prompting fishbowl backpack

Zoom Toaster. Watch other people's toast, while you wait for your toast.

Nike x Skittles collab just dropped

Bud Light hiking backpack. Never get thirsty on the trail again 🍻

Helmet designed by Tesla

@triphazard1000 @KYOU_NO_MENYUU The math checks out

@KYOU_NO_MENYUU @dumbproducts Well, since dividing it in any way just gets you the same whole sausage at a smaller scale, it is fundamentally made of itself and thus I'm not sure it can be said to be made of any particular kind of meat.

The Mandelbratwurst. Where complex numbers and complex flavors meet in a beautifully recursive, all-meat brat.

@kocienda Yeah you win

@dumbproducts “Always arrive ahead of time”

Head clock

Cotton candy rain hat

Cotton candy hat

@cjwl You're hired

@jnack New slogan right here

No dumber than Uggs.

We fired our marketing department, so please reply with your best slogan ideas.

Gum jacket. Why isn't your jacket made entirely out of gum?

@agrinista They've earned their goggles

@dumbproducts For them, anything they want. Give them all the nice things.

@guskamp @Davistaylorbro You've inspired me to keep innovating twitter.com/dumbproducts/s…

@dumbproducts @Davistaylorbro had to dig a bit for this one. my first pic to go viral

VR for cats. Why should humans have all the fun?