Duncan Fraser

Need an unusual present for someone this Christmas? Give them my sci-fi novel, "Terrarium Hostel".

God, that Bulgarian singer is a bore. #Eurovisión2026

#Eurovisión2026. Billy Joel's "Vienna" is a great song. Light-years ahead of all the Eurovision entries in terms of quality.

@twistandsnouts His musical taste is narrow. Impressed by divas, left cold by other acts. His judgements should not trusted.

I really wish the BBC would bin off Graham Norton and get someone else in for commentary #Eurovisión2026

@phoneybliar @DPJHodges @IainMcGill 😂😂😂

@DPJHodges @IainMcGill After 45mins of closely reviewing every angle, the VAR team at Celtic Park have officially concluded... that there was no pitch invasion 🤪

So on Celtic v Hearts. Serious point. When Celtic's third goal goes in there are clearly 30 seconds of the match remaining. So the game has to restart. But it didn't. The game had to be abandoned because of the actions of the Celtic fans. Hearts players were assaulted. So in any normal circumstances surely that would mean the awarding of a 3-0 win to Hearts.

@Rangers_Spares_ Award the game to Hearts 3-0. Pitch invasions will only stop once the message gets through to even the dimmest mind.

Don Robertson ending the game early too because Celtic fans run on and attack Hearts players and staff

@scottishslander These aren't people who are uneducated or not verbally skilled enough to switch to standard English. They are dreamers who are pretending Scotland still has its own widely-spoken, living language. But it doesn't and they just come over as pantomime clowns.

Which part of Scotland actually speaks like this?🤣 Diabolical that these fuckin weirdos get to represent the Scots because they once read Oor Wullie as a kid #Scotland #SNP #Greens

youtu.be/MfHSR8YFfY4?si… Eurovision time again. Check out my comic song about the 2021 contest.

@SBarrettBar You might say that all acting is just pretending anyway so what does it matter? But there is such a thing as serious drama where we can easily suspend our disbelief. And then there is fucking pantomime where we certainly cannot.

At a certain point. We just have to say no. So yeah. No.

@JimSpenceDundee Rejoining wouldn't solely be up to us though, would it? It's like marriage. Divorcing your wife is easy. Getting back with her again is virtually impossible.

I ask this as one who has stood for the SNP before they were captured by progressive wokesters, and when Dundee was still a Labour fiefdom over 30 years ago. If we’re entitled to a referendum to leave the UK would we be entitled to a referendum to rejoin at some future point🤔

@HoneyToaster @BasilTheGreat Touchė, Burnt Toast. Yeah, Cyril Smith was a horrible fat paedo bastard.

@duncanfraser77 @BasilTheGreat You forgetting freaks like this obese paedo

First trans MSP was elected yesterday and the memes have already started 🤣🤣

@Rothmus There aren't ANY good films being made anymore. Hollywood has become feminised. A crazy woke agenda permeates every original story and remakes of our classic tales become travesties. Ultimately the rot is because of the growing influence of women.

If you paid me to ruin a movie, I still couldn’t have done it this masterfully

@mcgregormackenz Yeah. It doesn't matter how incompetent the SNP are, how many ferries they fail to deliver, how many sexual predators are within their ranks, the anglophobic Scottish voter will continue to vote for them.

To all the retards who have voted for the SNP after 19 years of abject failure in almost every measurable way… Shut the fuck up in the future when things get even worse. Don’t complain, your opinion is now worthless. You’ve made us a laughing stock. Well done 👏

Who are the voters of Edinburgh Central? Lorna Slater wins against a gannet.

Returninģ officers who keep speaking while thunderous applause is continuing are f*****g stupid b******s.

@Gary_B___ @GBNEWS Yeah. Weird.

@GBNEWS How many Scarlett Maguire's tonight?

'There's a feeling that the Lib Dems just generally speaking are actually underperforming.' Founder of Merlin Strategy Scarlett Maguire, assesses whether the Liberal Democrats have been underestimated in the local elections. 📺 Freeview 236, Sky 512, Virgin 604

@TruthFairy131 I've admired Nolan in the past. But I'm boycotting this.

BOYCOTT BLACK-WASHED FILMS ❌ Helen of Troy was said to be the most beautiful woman in the world. Helen is described in ancient texts with "xanthus" (golden) hair, blindingly white skin & a divine appearance that could "drive men mad". Helen was European. She was NOT a Sub-Saharan African 😡 This is White European History, These are our Stories, our historical figures, characters etc.. Imagine if we replaced all the Africans in Black Panther: Wakanda Forever with White people.. This is so insulting & disrespectful!

@ILFandPetrov @MattWalshBlog It's not the state, it's the law. The state, like individuals, is bound by the law.

@MattWalshBlog Because the State shouldn’t decide who lives and dies. Get it?

I am challenging any death penalty opponent — there are millions of them, allegedly — to step up to the plate right now and explain why this guy should not be executed. His guilt is established beyond any doubt whatsoever. His crime is utterly savage and heinous. Tell us why he doesn’t deserve to die. Go ahead.

@BLONDETERFGIRL @Elagabalus39811 @Glinner I find that story hard to believe and simultaneously strangely plausible.

I'm filling out a form for an aged care facility that asks whether my mother is LGBTQi+ and what her pronouns are - they give the option of "X". I cannot express how much I loath the top-down, elitist, post truth, gender ideology social engineering that's infiltrated every inch of our lives.

@bo66ie29 I lived in Bath for a couple of years. Good place.

The beautiful City of Bath with its honey coloured Georgian buildings and lovely old cars. Filmed in the 1960s.