Duru Brian

@bitrusxbt Stay strong brother. ❤️

this mint has failed to register i shared this post out of joy and doing same from a place full of sadness 😔 unfortunately, it's gone

@DivineNwao39417 @arrakunrin Grok replies only the rich, get your money up bro

@arrakunrin @grok who is he referring to

Bro. That blue and yellow franchise supermarket is probably washing money Because how are their prices crashing?

@Naija_farmers You go just copy and paste Chatgpt for us

2,000 Layers Can Make ₦3M Monthly… But Most Farmers Still Lose Money 1. EGG PRODUCTION (75%) You have 2,000 birds 75% production means: 2,000 × 75% = 1,500 eggs per day Now convert to crates: 1 crate = 30 eggs 1,500 ÷ 30 = 50 crates per day 2. DAILY INCOME Price per crate = ₦5,000 50 crates × ₦5,000 = ₦250,000 per day 3. MONTHLY INCOME ₦250,000 × 30 days = 👉 ₦7,500,000 per month 4. FEED CONSUMPTION A layer eats about 110g per day 2,000 birds = 2,000 × 110g = 220kg per day 1 bag = 25kg 220kg ÷ 25 = ~9 bags per day 5. FEED COST 1 bag = ₦14,500 9 bags × ₦14,500 = ₦130,500 per day Monthly: ₦130,500 × 30 = 👉 ₦3,915,000 6. OTHER MONTHLY EXPENSES (ESTIMATED) Let’s be realistic, not perfect: • Drugs & vitamins: ₦150,000 • Worker/labour: ₦100,000 – ₦200,000 • Charcoal / electricity: ₦100,000 • Miscellaneous (repairs, transport, losses): ₦100,000 👉 Total estimate: ₦450,000 – ₦550,000 Let’s use ₦500,000 7. TOTAL EXPENSES Feed: ₦3,915,000 Other: ₦500,000 👉 Total = ₦4,415,000 8. NET PROFIT (ESTIMATE) Income: ₦7,500,000 Expenses: ₦4,415,000 👉 Profit = ₦3,085,000 per month REALITY CHECK (READ THIS CAREFULLY) This is where people deceive themselves. This profit is possible ONLY IF: • Your birds actually maintain 75% consistently • Mortality is low • Feed is not wasted • Eggs sell at ₦5,000 consistently • No major disease outbreak If any of these drops, your profit drops fast. BEGINNER ADVICE Don’t start with 2,000 birds because of this number. Start small and understand: • Feed control • Egg collection system • Market stability Because if you mismanage this at 2,000 scale, you won’t lose small money… you’ll lose big. This is a projected profit guide, not a fixed result. Your actual profit can be higher or lower depending on your management, weather conditions, feed efficiency, and market price. Factors like egg cracks, mortality, feed wastage, and disease challenges will always affect your final outcome. So don’t focus only on the numbers. Focus on doing the right things consistently. That’s what determines your real profit. If you found this breakdown useful, like, share, and follow for more practical farm analysis and real numbers. ~Adebayo Abdulganiyu

@Horlheryinkar No be family picture i dey see for TV stand?

So my boyfriend and his friends live together in his apartment where he pays the rent which always make me feel uncomfortable being around each time I visit him. I’ve spoken to him severely and he said he can’t chase them out and that he enjoy their company since we ain’t married yet. This is not bearable for me cos each time I visit, I will have to cook for six and no free movement around the house, noises everywhere and many things that I don’t feel very comfortable with. No privacy with my babe even if we don’t share the same room, I still want to walk and run around the house n@k£d with my boyfriend but it not even possible with them around always chatting,playing games and more that I he hardly have time for me not that he doesn’t love me o

@SukiStandard @flames_collins King opener

15% remaining, na imagination i go use enter abattoir this night

Some people prioritize financial gain over ethics, often because wealth can command respect and influence in society.

I used to believe my brain was the most important organ, but then I had a fun moment wondering, "Who's telling me that?" 😊

@iamolalekan_sam @GeneralSnow_ Bread and taken nkor?

This explains how we think and what we place priority on. I'm a Yoruba guy, bread and brought in Yoruba land, but the concept that food is the most important thing is what is selling us cheaply. Using the annoying proverbs that "ti ebi ba tan ninu ise, ise bu se" if hunger is eliminated from poverty, then poverty is worth managed (paraphrased). May God deliver us

Seyi gave his own people rice and spaghetti It got to the turn of his wife, she gave her people (Igbo people) freezers, grinding machines, sewing machines and mini buses. I’m sure Seyi must have said Rice, she will be like naaah we don’t do that here. They have enough rice… “baby didn’t you see what they do every December?” Chai! I can’t wait for Seyi to be Governor, so that Our Sister will direct all the resources to Igbo Land. Seyi my inlaw, carry go Oke Ogo 😁

@silverpenydr Ole Ole ole Ole Ole Ole

If you need a laptop make sure you are Retweeting and tagging Davido .

@Indemosyd Carry your family go meet Odumeje.

My Dad is AA and my Mom is also AA but I’m AS. Can someone make this make sense to me, please.

@NationalGridNg Even band A dey cry wetin we wey be band D go come do? 💀

THE POWER GENERATION HAS DEGRADED EVEN MORE!

@AboladeSam027 @Nairametrics Learn, unlearn and relearn

@Nairametrics My portfolio is only debt or bonds. When the stock market eventually crashes, I will be here to laugh at you all for not seeing it for what it is.

What are you adding to your portfolio?

@festus90940 @derin_os "can we see you prompt?"

@derin_os 90% of Designers get ideas from a place and build their own design up from the idea. They don’t have to replicate it totally. But they took idea somewhere

Maybe you are not good with prompting. Original image. Chat gpt

@SirLeoBDasilva Fake fan

• Error vs Chelsea • Poor vs Wolves away • Poor vs Brentford away • Error lead to goal vs Man United • Error lead to goal vs Spurs • Poor vs Liverpool home • Poor at Old Trafford • Poor at Anfield • Poor at Stamford Bridge Our Anchor in Midfield. The Panicker.

@fojustice20021 @LeaguesReporter Na you be him boyfriend na

@LeaguesReporter Most people don't understan Osimhen. He is very respectful. But when you failed to do the right he does bottle it. He tells you straight and forget it.

🎙 Victor Osimhen on why he returned the captain's armband to Ilkay Gündogan. “İlkay is someone I have great respect for… He is a very valuable person for me and for the millions of football fans. To be honest, when he brought me the captain's armband, it felt strange to me. I gave it back to him so he could lead us.” A show of respect from the Nigerian 👏

@MizCazorla1 @Buchi_Laba He is just a hater!

@Buchi_Laba You hate this guy for no reason. why didn't the ref not allow the advantage & see if he would have scored or not. If he had fallen easily, you would have still complained. Martinelli had delivered for Arsenal when it mattered most. The hate is unnecessary .

On a Sidenote and to show Gabriel Martinelli is a Low IQ player! You know Pedro Neto was on a yellow card and he clearly tackled you.. you fell! Stood up immediately and started running like you’re even going to even score! Som referees would have continued play and not sent Neto Off! Person whe suppose fall for ground and roll around like say them shoot am gun! 🙄

@0xmtech You can only transfer 20% of the total data

i still don’t get why people pay up to N57k monthly for Starlink subscription if you’re not a highly intensive internet user you’re wasting money imo when you could just pay N125k to get 800GB from MTN you’re literally getting 1GB at the rate of N156! you’re not getting any rate better than this! the amount might seem much but it’s the best plan to go for if you have the means this has been my plan for over 3 years now plus: you could transfer/share the data to other people but capped at 10 transfers per month. highly recommended <3

@Edidioong122 You sef don try.

@Adenuga_11 Things that never happened! Occupation - fabricator

When I was little, my father was electrocuted. He was screaming & I rushed to him. Instead of turning off the switch, I went & hugged him. We both started screaming. My junior brother ran & turned off the switch. After drinking 5 bottles of malt & milk, my father picked belt and gave me the beating of my life. He said he will stop paying my school fees He said "You see your grown father being electrocuted & screaming like a woman and instead of offing the switch you came to hug me" He said my stupidity shocked him more than the electrocuted.

@WiseGod17 @esegbona_luis AI go Kee you

@esegbona_luis Moral of the story: When you reach the top, they don't come for your money anymore... they come for your freedom Mum crying in court, zero DNA, no medical proof, phone refused, smells like 2023 divorce extortion 2.0. If she's lying, make her pay HEAVY. Protect our brothers.

Breaking News 🤦‍♂️💔💔🚨🥹 HAKIMI’s mum breaks down in tears after seeing his son stand trial today in court for râpe . Hakimi has been a great son to her and according to her she respects women so much and will never force himself on any woman . She can definitely swear that her son knows nothing about this but she is going to be here till the end of the case . Mbappe was also in court today with him to show him his support. He is a great friend . Moral lesson : If at the end, all the accusations are false we hope she gets punished