Dylan King

Fancy something a little more bingeable? Check out my series of episodic progression fantasy novellas, The Shadow Binder! Expect: A post apocalyptic fantasy world, monster battles, and found family abound. amazon.com/Shadow-Binder-…

On the other hand, this is a certified banger, so listen at your own risk.

The scary thing is just how little time it took to get from doomscrolling conservative twitter for laughs to 'we're all infected with brain parasites of satan that make you wanna do blow and hookers and also vote democrat'. I think I've had enough internet for the day ta.

@WhackNicholson To be fair, this was their third go.

@zulkuss @KalShadaar @vordea @dgb49 @Hellstorm_Mikey "These industro fascist hive city hellscapes sure do remind of exaggerated mining and industrial towns into 80s/early 90s northern Britain, I sure am glad the northern British makers of this didn't put any contemporary politics into this *satirical* setting back then."

@KalShadaar @vordea @dgb49 @Hellstorm_Mikey They were metalheads, not punks, and certainly didn't inserted any kind of contemporary politics into their escapism setting.

Allegedly there’s a game called Trench Crusade which chuds have tried to co - opt as ‘the new based Warhammer’ and when a bunch of them tried to join the Doscord for it, the mods said ‘y’know we have women in this game’ and they all got banned/cried about it. Hilarious shit

@MBlackrane Got this shirt the first time I saw them at Twickenham way back. The front was the back patch on my battle jacket for a good while before I got my Blasphemy one.

Yep.

@DaniFinnwrites Oh he's back is he? 5 years ago, I might have unblocked him for a little fun at his expense. I can't tell if I've matured or just gotten lazier 😅

My last 4 Indie reads. What are yours?

@ReduceRight I met my wife at Wacken, so like, yeah 😅

The most special moment of your life was at a metal show -don't fucking lie

@BlogSpells Path of Blades is a banger tbf.

Some highly tempting eARC possibilities...

Can you name a Vampire that isn't Dracula?

Can you name a Vampire that isn't Dracula?

Like so many since they turned up to watch their team be crowned champions and celebrate promotion. Their lives ended so tragically in the most horrific of circumstances. RIP the 56 victims of the Bradford fire. Always remembered. Everyone should go home from a football match.

Midnight, running on fumes, and writing fight scenes to dungeon synth. Every third word is a typo, I can't hold coherent thoughts in my head and yet, I feel like I'm cooking. Tomorrow I will likely wake to realise it's unreadable, but fuck it. Lets go. youtube.com/watch?v=dXiI6P…

@rrvirdi What is this 'water' you speak of? And what is it's caffeine content, because what is even the point of it if it won't give me about 3 hours of normal functionality before causing a crash at about 11am and leaving me wallowing in existential dread until I get to go home at 5?

Hello, my neurodivergent and artistic friends! Did you actually eat breakfast today and hydrate (with water), or did you just drink an iced coffee beverage and consider it a two-fer-oner? :)

@JanMiklas01 Yep. I'm actually planning to do a series of articles (maybe even a YouTube thing, if I can get past the cringe of recording myself) about this exact topic. Far too many new writers getting hammered by well-meant bad advice.

@BookwormBlues This was a fun way to end a chapter 😅 "The last thing Casek saw before the room exploded in a haze of brilliant, sapphire blue light was that clawed hand, now slick and stained crimson, with its slender fingers wrapped tightly around -----’s still beating heart."

Writers, what’s your favorite line you’ve written recently? (If you’re comfortable sharing, of course.)

@JanMiklas01 I don't hate writing rules, but I do hate how they're presented by much of the internet. As do's and don'ts instead of as tools in your arsenal that work you have to learn when and how to use.

@PirateSoftware Just make sure you leave Deborah and Deborahs desk alone.

Ahh yes, my one day a week off with... *checks notes* only 6 hours of meetings. Thankfully the corpo work is almost done, payroll is finished, and medical benefits are done. Soon all the staff will be one with the machine.

Hail the victorious dead. RIP Bernard Hill.

@king_reinhardt I respect that. I cant afford pro editing and barely can afford the cover art I've had done so far. I've decided to try and build up to it. Self pub with what I can afford, and hopefully maintain enough quality that some will buy into it. As I grow, I'll use that to invest back

Honestly, the main thing stopping me from self-publishing is the cost. It's so expensive to get professionally edited and get cover art done and actually buy copies of the book to sell! I'm going traditional because I'm broke 😅