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This is a badge of honor

@VigilantFox Bitches be making excuses at 23 about their brain not being developed to evade any kind of personal responsibility

Elon Musk’s “baby mama” Ashley St. Clair laughs awkwardly as she recalls how “interesting” and “intoxicating” he once felt to her younger self. TIM MILLER: “He’s tweeting all night. He’s very manic. He has 13 children… What is it like to be in his orbit?” ST. CLAIR: “When I first met him, I thought he was very interesting. Especially, I was 23, 24 at the time. And guys my age are not talking about philosophy or Schopenhauer or the Greeks.” MILLER: “He’s talking about Schopenhauer?!” ST. CLAIR: “Yes, to a degree.” “So finding someone who could speak about something, and at the time, you think this individual is a part of something so much bigger than themselves, and they’re ‘fighting the good fight.’” “That’s very intoxicating to a young girl who does not have a fully developed prefrontal cortex at the time.” [laughs awkwardly] “So I think there’s been a difference in my view since I’ve developed that.” [laughs again]

@NickAnderegg Why would I mask when the pandemic is over? Covid’s not gone but we don’t say we’re in a flue epidemic every year. WHO said anything about the goverment telling us, mask work when there is mass disease being spread but that’s not the case anymore. I’ll be fine w no mask

@dylon_mon What false equivalence is that? Do masks only work if the government tells you to wear them?

“You want me to wear a mask forever?” The only thing I want you to do forever is to engage with the material reality you’re living in and act accordingly. If you were making fun of antimaskers in 2020, but now don’t mask despite what we now know about it, you’re a hypocrite

@NickAnderegg What a fuking ridiculous take to compare to now. Tbis is why people don’t take you seriously because you make outlandish false equivalencies

Do whatever the fuck you want, but don’t act like you haven’t become the exact sort of person you were criticizing in 2020

@DecentGamerGirl @MsDopeyGames R5?

@MsDopeyGames 😭😭😭

I miss when I first started playing r5 and I knew NO ONE so I’d say Goodmorning!! to all the regulars I’d see on there while I was grinding 😭 then I found out they were real people and I stopped out of embarrassment.

@danitasteinberg Lmao these always mask people are actually insane

If you’re masking in public spaces, you’re right. If you’re not masking in public spaces despite being able to, you’re wrong. End of discourse 😇

@prosestylist @RocketeerDriver I have a feeling it wasn’t and he has no idea what he’s talking about

@RocketeerDriver What was nerfed?

Nerfed them riches into the ground though. 💀

@TexasaurusRekts @MaggieB_TV @DenverChannel Go back to Texas and also high school retard

Denver sits on a fkn aquifer, has rivers everywhere, and last time I checked, water still flows downhill from the mountains. Telling us to cut back on water while using our tax dollars to spray heavy metals above the city for cloud seeding is the ultimate form of gaslighting. The public doesn’t have a water problem. We have a local government that lacks the competence

NEW: Denver Water Board has unanimously approved a Stage 1 Drought Declaration. What this means: -Lawn watering limited to two days per week (instead of three) -Wait until mid to late May to begin outdoor watering -Restaurants can only serve water upon request @DenverChannel

@VeNoMzShibe @HaloCodex This probably the only way

@HaloCodex Not with 343, that's certain. Maybe if Max Hoberman is steering the franchise, it could be possible.

Do you think Halo will ever see these numbers again?

@sanholobeats Only one I don’t like is red but yellow is prolly my favorite

1,2,3 or 4? which one speaks to you and why?

@gcindisguise How does this work why did they remove trading for another game ?

rocket league removed trading for a gamemode in fortnite that was discontinued after less than 3 years

@pinkandlosing 3pm is NOT night wtf are we talking about

genuinely the type of shit i would come home to on a tuesday night at 3pm when i was like 12

@MarkSerreze @FELibrary_ Okay it wasn’t “every ten minutes” but it does have to adjust and pilots do minor adjustments to keep that “level” flight along the arc path.

@MarkSerreze @FELibrary_ When I looked it up it does say they have to do miniature adjustments, and autopilot adjusts about 0.1 degrees at a time every ten minutes or so.

@stacycay @MattZeitlin @birdsarentreal

@MattZeitlin According to estimates it incinerates about 6000 birds per year lol

we have one of these in nevada, it's more or less universally considered to have been a complete boondoggle because normal solar and batteries have gotten so much cheaper (also a lot of environmentalists hate it)

@ChipotleTweets Get a bowl w a scoop of both rices and both beans and a tortilla on the side and use half the big ass bowl to make a burrito

what’s ur fav chipotle hack?👀

@MarkSerreze @FELibrary_ Do pilots ever have to adjust for the curve or does lift just keep them the same height because in order to go “higher” you would have to use more energy and adjust angle of attack? This feels like a dumb question idk

@FELibrary_ No.

@DerykDingivan @BarstoolCSU No it’s just at Taft and and fuking harmony lol

@BarstoolCSU Maybe I’m showing my age here, but I just don’t remember this place. Is it somewhat newer?

JJ’s Wood Fired should NOT be our representative

@byejudymoody lol

My ex did this to me and it caused psychological damage and genuinely destroyed a part of me lol

@Saigo4k You have the MOST AIDS POV olive ever seen

10% skill 20% caffeine 70% raging cold viruses hijacking my body like the freaking Venom symbiote (Yes I killed Camo after the triple, it was just too far spaced out to be an overkill unfortunately)

@KcCarrico @swd2 @JcVasquez52 Next time you jaywalk the cops should light you up

@swd2 @JcVasquez52 Alex Pretti committed suicide by cop.

Alex Pretti was a an American citizen. They didn’t have a problem murdering him in broad daylight.