Dennis

it's not windows 11!

After watching this, I think we’re safe from Skynet for at least a few more years.

true!

Buti na lang unusually malamig in March ano?

AWS sent me a $47 bill. I haven't used AWS in 8 months. Logged in to shut it down. Found one EC2 instance running. Micro. $0.0058 per hour. Someone spun it up in February using my old credentials I forgot to rotate. I was about to terminate it. Then opened the logs. A bot. Running 24/7 since February. Connected to Binance WebSocket and a prediction platform API. Executing trades every 3 minutes. I followed the wallet address from the config file. 0x732F1. $339,140 profit. 38,945 predictions. Joined February 2026. Bio: there are no socials/websites related to this profile. → Wallet: t.me/PolyGunSniperB… Someone used my forgotten $47/month server to run a bot that made $339K. 38,945 trades. 800 per day. BTC moves on Binance. Platform lags 25 seconds. Bot buys old price. Collects $1. Repeat. The code was 26 lines of Python. Clean. No comments. No readme. Just a WebSocket listener, a price comparison and a buy function with a 15 second sleep timer. $339K profit on a $47 monthly server bill. ROI on the server alone: 721,574%. I checked the SSH login history. One IP address. Vietnam. Logged in once in February. Never again. Set the bot. Left. Someone halfway across the world found my exposed credentials, didn't steal my data, didn't mine anything. Just quietly parked a 26 line script on my cheapest server and let it print. I didn't terminate the instance. Changed the password. Sat there reading the logs for 2 hours. The bot is still running. The wallet is still active. $113K in open positions right now. My $47 AWS bill just became the most profitable invoice I never meant to pay.

sobra!

@Globalstats11 Circumcision is male genital mutilation!!

@VadimYuryev maybe if those laptops would have windows 10 or earlier. but 11? no amount of better hardware would make them better.

Just bought 3 of the best windows laptop deals to compare vs the MacBook Neo. Let's see how the A18 Pro iPhone chip with 8GB of RAM compares to Intel's Lunar Lake 226V, Snapdragon X and AMD's Ryzen AI 5 340 with 16GB of RAM. All with 512GB storage.

Sino ba kasi ang nakaisip na baguhin ang Sibika at Kultura at i-merge ito with MAPEH and tawaging MAKABANSA? Hindi naman naging Makabansa ang mga bata. Naging bobo pa ata.

STOP ABUSING THE LAW! NUJP Statement | March 12, 2026 The filing of charges and arrest of DZRH reporter Misael Boy Gonzales Jr. after reporting on a criminal case that Manila Councilor Rosalino Ibay Jr. is facing is clearly retaliatory and an abuse of the law.

maybe it's actually eye-tallee? 🤣🤣🤣

Having dealt with buyers on Facebook Marketplace, I can relate to this 😂

That time we pranked Grandma😂

does not having facebook on my phone in the first place count?

@wawam definitely. the other option is microslop's windows 11. 🤮

time to get a MacBook? all of a sudden a Mac is affordable.

This is real old but still makes me laugh each time I see it! 🤣😂

a government employee again. youtu.be/RK1vh-gVCrA

This video made my day 🥹❤️

In online conversations kasi, it's very easy for things to turn into fights. I get bashed left and right sometimes. But one thing I've learned is that when I respond with aggression or defend my stance too zealously, nobody really listens and the conversation doesn't go anywhere. 🫰 So…