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In case it isn't abundantly obvious, I'm only here to yell at politicians, complain about Corporate America, and talk about what shows/movies I'm watching.

@WUTangKids Sounds like conservative hatred ASMR.

Yo wtf is this nightmare fuel

@hypertension57 @Nonamegup8 @GovPressOffice @harryjsisson Maybe try getting Trump's tiny mushroom dick out of your mouth, and maybe you'd see what's going on?

@Nonamegup8 @e2thej @GovPressOffice @harryjsisson Then call yourself that because that's why I took a picture and you're full of shit So get lost Nothing will satisfy you losers so shut up

IN HONOR OF CALIFORNIA’S 175TH ANNIVERSARY, WE WILL BE ROLLING OUT A VERY SPECIAL DRIVER’S LICENSE FOR EVERY CALIFORNIAN THIS SUMMER! IT WILL FEATURE A HANDSOME, HIGH-QUALITY PHOTO OF ME, GAVIN C. NEWSOM. MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING IT’S THE BEST LICENSE EVER MADE IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD. THIS IS ABOUT CELEBRATING OUR BEAUTIFUL STATE (IT IS NOT ABOUT ME, DESPITE THE VERY HANDSOME PHOTO!). ENJOY! — GOVERNOR GCN

@RepMarkAlford @WhiteHouse @RepublicanStudy Imagine screeching in public about dear leader needing a gilded golden ballroom for his bajillion-dollar soirees, meanwhile, America is pumping $6/gallon gas and eating $18 Subway sandwiches. How fucking out of touch is Mark Alford?!

🚨 Enough is enough. What happened this weekend should shake every American. A secure @WhiteHouse ballroom is a necessary step forward:

@GovPressOffice Imagine looking like a human poop emoji, like Steven Cheung. 💩

Live view of Steven tweeting this

@StevenCheung47 Imagine having a monkey's ass for a forehead, like Steven here, and then disparaging other people.

Hey retard, you must be thinking of someone else. Nobody would ask your simple ass for help.

@GovPressOffice Dear Leader, you have never looked more sexy and youthful! 😍

@hypertension57 @GovPressOffice @harryjsisson Now, do Trump! cnn.com/2026/04/28/pol…

@GovPressOffice @harryjsisson Oh look it's, "KING". USELESS GAVIN NEWSCUM I thought you didn't believe in Kings but you're ugly photo is going to be on that, Are you serious

“Threatening the life of the President of the United States will never be tolerated by the Department of Justice.” -Acting Attorney General Todd Blanche

Kimmel’s hateful and violent rhetoric is intended to divide our country. His monologue about my family isn’t comedy- his words are corrosive and deepens the political sickness within America. People like Kimmel shouldn’t have the opportunity to enter our homes each evening to spread hate. A coward, Kimmel hides behind ABC because he knows the network will keep running cover to protect him. Enough is enough.  It is time for ABC to take a stand.  How many times will ABC’s leadership enable Kimmel’s atrocious behavior at the expense of our community.

@stacycay Top 3 with a bullet: 1.) Billionaires 2.) Trump 3.) Republicans

Transgender people

@atrupar That sleepy fuck makes Joe look like a cocaine addict.

Trump is about to hit REM on camera during an Oval Office event. It's just incredible.

@StevenCheung47 Do Kash Patel next! He needs to go to the "private sector" too, where he can drink and commit fraud on his own time.

Labor Secretary Lori Chavez-DeRemer will be leaving the Administration to take a position in the private sector. She has done a phenomenal job in her role by protecting American workers, enacting fair labor practices, and helping Americans gain additional skills to improve their lives. Keith Sonderling will take on the role of Acting Secretary of Labor.

@bennyjohnson How fucking wasted is Kash Patel right now?

FBI Director Kash Patel says ARRESTS are coming over 2020 Election Fraud. “They tried to rig the entire system. That's something I'm not going to allow. We are going to be making arrests. It's coming. I promise you it's coming soon.”

@PressSec Your drunk ass wouldn't know success if it came served on the rocks by your bartender!

President Trump delivers results.

@LincolnShepher @atrupar What Hegseth wants is State-sponsored TV. You know, like what they have in China? Or, Russia? How un-American is that?

🔥 Finally someone said it. The media would rather tear down American success than give credit to the men and women actually putting their lives on the line. When our troops win, that should be a unifying moment—not another excuse for negative spin. Hegseth is right: constant doom-and-gloom coverage isn’t journalism, it’s an agenda. 🇺🇸

Hegseth: "A note to the American media. I just can't help but notice the endless stream of garbage, the relentlessly negative coverage you cannot resist peddling despite the historic and important success of this effort and the success of our troops. Sometimes it's hard to figure out what side some of you are actually on. It's incredibly unpatriotic."

@atrupar What Hegseth wants is State-sponsored TV. You know, like what they have in China? Or, Russia? How un-American is that?

@gregkellyusa Fuuuuuck alllll the way off, Greg! 🖕

Everyone so “Horrified”at President TRUMP and his language. GIVE ME A BREAK. This is the way people TALK. Get Over it. It’s barely lunch Time and I’ve heard the F word on the streets of NYC a dozen times. TRUMP is Keeping it Real—-WE ARE GOING TO WIN!

@DemocraticWins Just the worst president ever, right there. Fuck that guy.

BREAKING: In a stunning moment, Donald Trump just made clear the U.S. government won’t fund childcare services because we’re a big country that’s fighting wars. No wonder the American people don’t think he cares about them. Wow.

@bennyjohnson Yawn. More performative christianity. So lame.

God is the ROCK. Build on the rock. Nothing is easy. Just keep going.

@highbrow_nobrow "I guess it depends on what the definition of 'war' is." -Mikey You know, twisting and contorting the definition of words that have super clear meanings strikes me as very Clintonesque.

"We're not at war, we have no intention at being at war. The president and the DOD have made it very clear, this is a limited operation." - Mike Johnson says there’s no need to constrain Trump’s war powers since the U.S. isn’t actually at war. (Mar. 2026)