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@benhoobs Why are you assed there is no danger of your kids being affected.

Great day to remind people that Reform don't believe in climate change and are already scrapping climate targets in councils they control.

@benjaminrestall @piersmorgan @SpursOfficial I could not of said it better myself Benjamin.

@piersmorgan @SpursOfficial The fact that you’re old man is a spurs fan just further proves you have no moral compass. This literally makes no sense as to why you would support you dads rival club bar lack of principles

Happy 85th Birthday to my father, a lifelong Spurs fan seen here wildly celebrating his club’s wondrous achievement yesterday in somehow not being relegated despite a truly atrocious season even by their standards. Congrats, Dad! When’s the parade? @SpursOfficial

@piersmorgan Piers I want to hate you but then you do stuff like this.

Very honourable of you, Martin… and I’ve had such a great day, I will match your donation to that excellent charity.

@FootyHumour That kick at the end is clean and not as easy as it looks 🤣

Marcelo Bielsa accidentally sitting on his coffee mid-match is still one of football’s funniest moments 😭

@TrollFootball2 This is bad but this is a spare of the moment piss up act. I bet the lad feels I right cunt now. Hardly the crime of the century

Aston Villa supporters in Istanbul for the Europa League final robbed a delivery boy's package.

@PurelyFootball He plays for a team 5th in the Qatari league by the way 🤣

🗣️ Marco Verratti: “If we played Manchester United 10 times, we would win nine.”

@MCFCDamo @SkySportsNews Tin pot

@eagylad87 @SkySportsNews Haha imagine trying to play thr big man over attendance at a youth game

"I'm disappointed in the FA for everything that's gone around this game" 🗣️ Darren Fletcher reacts to Manchester United's 2-1 defeat to rival's Manchester City in the FA Youth Cup Final ⚽️

@SkySportsNews Fucking cluless tonali is miles better than goretzka 🤣

''A number nine is what Manchester United need'' Charlie Austin believes Michael Carrick's side need an elite striker and midfielder if they're to get back to the ''top of the tree'' in English football 9️⃣

@Fact $90 for a flat ballon.

It is estimated that Earth’s helium supply will have run out by 2030 and party balloons will cost about $90.

Leaner… faster… wilier… and now bullying defences into submission.Viktor Gyokeres took a while to settle in at Arsenal but his work-rate and attitude were always tremendous, and he’s coming to the boil right when we need him to most. Love him. 👊

@SkySportsPL Take it back to the pen and send jones off.

"You can see his hand move?!" Roy Keane & Daniel Sturridge debate Benjamin Sesko's controversial goal.

@roverseas @Rovers 5m for cantwell 🤣🤣🤣🤣

My ideal @Rovers summer transfer window: Sell: Cantwell - £5mill Henriksson - £3mill Kargbo - £2mill De Neve £1mill Alebiosu £15mill Buy: Cashin - £5mill Dom Ballard - £1mill Reyes Cleary - £2mill Branningan - £2mill Reuell Walters - £2mill Keisuke Goto - £3mill #Rovers

@AnythingLFC_ Interviews saying he wants out this season. Salah 1 Mbuemo 0

Mbuemo this season - 13 G/A Salah this season - 17 G/A

@UnitedUpdates Keeper should of come for that 100 percent.

Adam Wharton’s vision is on another level 🤯. Showing exactly why United rate him highly. 🔥

@beav1967 How was this not a pen 🤣

Remember this …. Man U again interestingly

@Cpfcdazzler86 @ManUtd This is probably the most blatant handball this season just ignored 🤣

A) wasn’t even a foul B) was also a dive C) was outside the box D) Henderson is literally next to the ball Verdict : oh fuck lads, @ManUtd are behind - we need the race for the top 4 interesting : give a pen, and send lacroix off. You corrupt bastards

@AnfieldEdition Salah wasn't getting on the end of the pass 🤣

Spot the difference 🤷‍♂️

@talkSPORT Full package money aint 70 million these days its 120 million like liverpool paid for isak im afraid.

🤩 "Look at the way he [Benjamin Šeško] celebrates his goals." 🔴 "Michael Carrick has done brilliantly well." Simon Jordan reacts to Manchester United's victory over Everton in the Premier League.

@GriftReport To be fair the van backed into him .

Drunken road rage driver rams council van, smashes fence and crashes into bus – stopped by have-a-go heroes Dennis Moldoveanu, 26, went berserk at a Hackney petrol station on October 8, swerving into news stands before ramming a blocked Hackney Council van. He then floored it through a fence and slammed into a single-decker bus, getting stuck as bystanders rushed in. One hero smashed the rear window with a hammer to stop the engine; filmed by passer-by Jamie Walker who said the driver was "off his nut" and clearly dangerous. Moldoveanu pleaded guilty to drink driving and dangerous driving; handed an 11-month suspended sentence with unpaid work and rehab.