Dept of Joe

@dom_lucre NO SLEEP TILL 20!

@dom_lucre Holy fuck! My man is finna hump his way to 20. Get it boi!

🔥🚨JUST IN: Prolific day trader Anthony Alvarenga revealed what life is like being a father of 18 kids.

@NEWSMAX @alana_austin I want you to have the information, but you’ll use it for likes on X. That’s how stupid you’re all acting right now!

Congressional Republicans and Democrats are demanding more information about upcoming potential military operations against Iran. NEWSMAX's Alana Austin reports. @alana_austin

@BoSnerdley @DailyMail Can’t be doing that. The enemy is watching always.

Republicans storm out of secret Iran briefing amid ground troops panic mol.im/a/15681667 via @DailyMail

@PapiTrumpo How many underground nuclear detonations would it take to open up that bottle neck in the Straits of Hormuz?

THEY BETTER TAKE THE PEACE DEAL!!!😎🇺🇸😘😘😘

@catturd2 I been holding out for my next binder.

Today, I watched the first four episodes of Landman season 1. I laughed so hard all day. Not only is it hilarious, it’s serious at the same time. Soooo good.

@dom_lucre @grok @grok don’t want no part of civil liability.

Hello @grok who did you select to win? It has been 24 hours

Dear @grok in 24 hours I want you to pick someone random who LIKES this post and FOLLOWS ME to win the $1000 in my Cash App.

@dom_lucre Retain your right to edit. You’re wading into murky waters. Good luck.

🔥🚨BREAKING: I am looking to hire people that are able to research and find news with me to cover on my page. I want to expand and I have accepted I have reached the maximum limit of doing all of this alone. For 3 years I have done this alone, I want to see what others can find and learn from them and most importantly give them a good source of income.

@dom_lucre Yo, my man… your nuts are dragging on the ground. Just thought I’d let ya know.

🔥🚨DEVELOPING: These men discovered a massive boa constrictor snake on the Georgia Beltline yesterday. Boas are not native to Georgia which would mean this snake escaped or is a released exotic pet.

@catturd2 Moral turpitude

I have a question, and I’m serious … Why are all of us who never personally knew Charlie Kirk, defending his wife and children so vigorously - while the grifters who claim to be his best friends are too cowardly to even call that evil POS Candice Owens out? I’m so glad I don’t have fake friends like this.

@JasonSmall36 @NEWSMAX If they don’t know where it is they can’t get a job. Tell me I’m wrong.

@NEWSMAX Yes I’m an adult. It’s in the location with all my other documents.

Today’s #TheBigTake Poll: The left seems to think it’s impossible to locate their birth certificates. Do you know where your birth certificate is?

@NEWSMAX @JohnHuddyTV Exactly when was the last strike?

NEWSMAX National Correspondent @JohnHuddyTV reports from the scene of a recent ballistic missile strike in central Tel Aviv. IDF officials believe Iran is now deploying a new, heavier type of cluster bomb designed to penetrate defense systems and maximize damage in residential areas.

@BoSnerdley Snerdley? C’mon man, just because you can don’t mean you should. Golly.

Gay porn star Seth Peterson is dead at 28 nydailynews.com/2026/03/23/por…

@dom_lucre “I dunno problems just keep following me around, I don’t know what it is.” Da fuck outta here with that shit. No self control.

🔥🚨BREAKING: Jay-Z broke down how difficult 2025 was for him as the internet started linking him to Diddy and even addressed the R*PE lawsuit involving him and Diddy that got dropped, claiming it was heartbreaking. Jay-Z: “Even when we were doing the worst things, it was no women, no kids… that’s things I took from the streets.”

@dom_lucre Metals with impurities tend to make some cool colors when heated.

🔥🚨BREAKING: NASA just confirmed this green fireball was spotted by hundreds of witnesses in the western U.S. on Sunday night, March 22. NASA stressed that this fireball isn’t related to the other 8 we have saw last week. NASA: “The meteor was first spotted above the California town of Chowchilla. It traveled south at 35,000 mph before disintegrating above Calflax. This fireball does not appear to be related to other recent bright meteors.”

@NEWSMAX I’d like to see a statue of Leif Erikson.

A new statue of Christopher Columbus has been erected outside the Eisenhower Executive Office on White House grounds, built using pieces from a monument to the explorer that protesters destroyed in the Summer of 2020. bit.ly/4btsDAD

@seanhannity I hear ICE is making the rounds.

DELAYS SURGING! TSA Lines Hit 5 Hours as Schumer Shutdown Chaos Grows — Sec. Duffy: 'Going to Get Much Worse' [WATCH] hannity.com/media-room/del…

@LSco1681 @fox5dc He goes by Bob when swimming.

@fox5dc What do you call two men with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Curt & Rod

A professional cornhole player with no arms and legs has been accused of murder in Charles County. fox5dc.com/news/dayton-we…

@NEWSMAX @AlanDersh @greta Getting them roots in deep!

"The wife of the Mayor of New York supports terrorism against Jews." Harvard Professor Emeritus Alan Dershowitz slammed New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani's wife's social media posts about Israel on Monday's "The Record with Greta Van Susteren." @AlanDersh @greta

@NEWSMAX Whoever it is… Trump reported he was talking to a trusted Iranian. Do you have a comment on that?

U.S. and Israeli intelligence are trying to determine who is leading Iran after Mojtaba Khamenei missed another public Nowruz appearance, fueling power vacuum fears in Tehran. bit.ly/4bIVX50