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@JoshPateCFB @_willcompton I know a guy @safelite

Minor storm chasing request…need a windshield replaced in the morning in Omaha, NE On top of payment I’ll offer a Chalice Of Supremacy Alert the people @_willcompton

@stadium_eats_ @MillerLite Filling this up with @BuschBeer is going hit different

Miller Lite is debuting a soccer ball beer holder that fits up to 12 beers. The Miller Time MVP Matchball will go on sale before the World Cup for $19.75.

@Illibuck1985 @Blutman27 Don’t know if you realize that rosters also have positions listed……both 53 and 56 clearly stated OL/DL

@Blutman27 2 of them had #53 and #56 in high school. Definitely some hating ass jealous benchwarmers. Nobody worth a damn wears 53 or 56 in high school that’s not an o lineman

These 3 suspects were all high school football teammates with Ahmad Hardy

@_ReFIFA with no Nike, adidas or puma logo anywhere on it….just as trash as the ones with no sponsor

Awesome new Sponsored Kits are now available in EA FC 26 Manager Career "Create Your Club". Unlock the "GIVES YOU WIIINGS" kit via Manager Live. Then start Manager Live, go to New Career, New Full Career, and select Create Your Club. It's the same as the Original Career. #F26

@strosd @ChrisYBaldwin you do know that dirt and grass can just be tilled up and used again right?

@ChrisYBaldwin What a waste of money, it’ll be torn up afterwards and sent to landfills

Eight days into construction at NRG Stadium of what will be an all natural grass field for World Cup matches in Houston. 81,000 square feet of Kentucky bluegrass will be trucked in from Denver where the sod is grown. FIFA regulations call for simulating a natural outdoor field.

@CoachDanCasey So long as the defenders can do it as well

Everyone's arguing about a 24 Team Playoff... I just want to reinstate perimeter Cut Blocks so we can run the Option more effectively.

@Record_Journal @coachschuman almost like maybe playing in that bowl game could’ve helped his chances

UConn QB Joe Fagnano goes undrafted, reportedly will attend Ravens rookie minicamp ift.tt/rciIVyq

@GfedGoCrazy can he join a ufl team like right this second and be playing by next week?

Realistically Pavia ~should~ have at least a million saved up in NIL, will 100% get a shot in the UFL, and can make money in content so easily if that doesnt work out All these jokes are either really lazy or out of touch. It’s not 2016 anymore he won’t need a real job

@IMSOFOOTBALL @JeffDLowe @TheDozenTrivia @BFW @StoolMintzy you’re an idiot who’s obviously never watched family feud. The even groups are for the answers to the questions not the groups of contestants, nimrod.

@JeffDLowe @TheDozenTrivia @BFW @StoolMintzy Not everything has to be even. Just figure out who will pull the most views and use those guys. Get lost with that “we have to have an even amount of both genders to make sure everyone feels wanted” BS. It’s content. Who makes the best content? Let’s use them. Simple.

We randomly curated a group of 250 people split evenly by male & female and 4 time zones for @TheDozenTrivia surveys a few years ago. Perfect time to have that at our disposal. This is going to be awesome. Also, @BFW's ticket to Family Feud is through @StoolMintzy. Incredible.

@DannyJConrad @BarstoolBigCat Congratulations or I’m sorry that happened to you

Bold Spring Break House prediction. It’s day 5 on set in Vegas. It’s 3:30am yet the party is just getting started. I’ve been dead sober filming a drunk Dante all day while also dealing with him being legitimately upset with me for recording him on a reality show. I don’t want anything on the sidelines with us to distract him from the real game, so I swallow my pride and ask him to forgive me for doing my job. He accepts my apology then gets back out there on the dance floor with the rest of his cast mates. I go to follow but see that another producer already has it covered. I sit back down and let out a sigh of both pleasure and relief as I crack open a Red Bull. I’m looking forward to a 2 minute break from the action when suddenly I hear a voice next to me say “Mind if I get first sip on that?” It’s Mintzy. I have zero reaction to his question and I can’t tell if it’s because I’m in a state of shock or because I’m not shocked at all. He repeats the question, “Would you mind if I took a sip of your Red Bull first, I just don’t want your germs ya know?” I don’t say anything at all because I have nothing nice to say. He thinks I can’t hear him so he stops a bottle girl with a full tray of shots in her hands if she could tell the DJ to turn the music down a little. He gives her the option of dropping off the shots to her table first, if she wants. I’ve been staring into the abyss the past 45 seconds while Mintzy stares at me staring into the abyss. My eyes are uncontrollably twitching but wide open, a small stream of blood begins to drip from my left nostril. Mintzy notices. He repeats the question then places his hand on my shoulder and says “Hey, I get it man. Now you know how I feel whenever I’m the only sober one at a party. The worst part about it for me personally is when I get forced into listening to drunk people talk my ear off about nothing.” I collapse. I’m now lying on the ground of a nightclub in the fetal position with my eyes wide open, sober. The paramedics eventually come and Mintzy goes out of his way to tell them that he was talking to me just a second ago and I seemed completely fine. He watches me get strapped to a stretcher as he asks the paramedics if they think I’ll have to spend the night in the hospital. Wow, I thought, maybe he does have a heart after- and before I can even think the rest of my thought he turns to my concerned coworkers and whispers, “If Danny has to spend the night in the hospital then I call dibs on his bed tonight.” He quadruple checks that they all heard him, then takes the first sip of my Red Bull.

@jemelehill they can find her replacement yesterday. Dime a dozen reporters, vrabel is not a dime a dozen coach that’s the difference

I didn’t say it didn’t raise concerns, but trust me when I tell you that a lot of insiders are in some truly compromised relationships. Maybe they aren’t holding hands, but they are drinking with these dudes, going on vacations, attending weddings and family events. Dianna ain’t gotta give a fuck about me for me understand an obvious double standard. If she has a compromised relationship, she should be relieved of her beat, but there is a clear difference in the level of scrutiny and judgment she’s receiving versus Mike Vrabel. Her career will be over. Him … see him on the sidelines for Game 1.

@SubjMatterXpert @jetstothewest @hard8_times you do realize there are financial benefits to being married such as sharing of payment taxes and health insurance right?

@jetstothewest @hard8_times Answer the question you pathetic boomer.

You need an OLED ASAP. The TV is big, sure, but that picture is nasty work. You can see light bleed above where it says RDR2 in the top left. Blacks look gray and it lacks color. Get an OLED and thank me later.

@eempresucitado Even worse is when you put your real age a manager and it actually kind of makes sense

Volví a jugar un modo carrera en FIFA después de muchos años y finalmente puse mi fecha de nacimiento real.

@WallStreetApes Sounds like a Chicago problem other than the 6 percent state tax…..

This is crazy American lives in Illinois, she bought a pair of jeans Looking at the receipt she can’t believe the amount of taxes that are added just for buying one pair of jeans She shows the receipt…. “Look at this. Look at the amount of taxes just for being in a blue state, not a Donald Trump thing, it's just being in a blue state.” Democrat states are taxing their citizens to death

@BobZuppke Hopefully you told him to watch Nebraska to see that shit won’t work in the big ten!

Just a couple dudes talkin 3-3-5

@PotatoGobbler @BarstoolBigCat It’s sitting outside in the rain how much more washed do you need it?

@BarstoolBigCat They didn’t even clean the trough. Amazing

It arrived this morning. Can’t wait to install. I love being a memorabilia collector!

@ClayTravis “If a prominent black leader” Charlie Kirk wasn’t a leader of shit lmaoooo

Erika Kirk’s husband was assassinated in September. It’s March & a black comedian is putting on white face & mocking her in a video. Honest question, if a prominent black leader had been assassinated & a white comedian put on blackface & mocked his widow, what would happen?

@Roaring0tter yet you’re the only moron who is disagreeing with him doesn’t that signal something to your pee sized brain?

Guy is a fucking moron

@Roaring0tter @BobbyPfor3 Just say you’ve never played sports so you don’t understand how the equipment works and move on with your night bud.

@BobbyPfor3 So you made it up

I played in the NCAA tournament and am now a full time a shooting coach. I can pretty easily tell how inflated a ball is just by watching on TV. Yes it is my estimation but the numbers don’t lie.. Final Four ball has been super pumped the last two years… and the Under is 6-0

@bigtreefalls @BarstoolILL hahahahaha thank you for service. can’t believe this had to be explained

@BarstoolILL in basketball, a 5 is all known as a center, so when he was referring to a good play by our balkan center tomislav ivisic, he was referring to our “balkan 5 (center)” hope this helps

Man is talking about “The Balkan Five” on the court and it’s a dude from Champaign, one from Kansas, one from Indiana.. and only two Balkans