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A woman hears a knock. When she opens the door, a man asks, “Do you have a vagina?” She slams the door in disgust. The next morning, the same man knocks and asks the same question. She slams the door again. That night, when her husband gets home, she tells him what happened. In a loving voice, he says, “Honey, I’m taking tomorrow off to be home in case this guy shows up again.” The next morning they hear a knock and both run to the door. The husband whispers, “Honey, I’ll hide behind the door and listen. If it’s the same guy, answer yes. I want to see where the bastard is going with this.” She nods and opens the door. Sure enough, the same man is there and asks, “Do you have a vagina?” “Yes, I do,” she says. The man replies, “Good! Would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife’s alone and start using yours?”

TROOPS OF 4 BRIGADE BUST KIDNAPPERS’ HIDEOUTS, ARREST 12 SUSPECTS IN OWAN EAST AND ESAN SOUTH-EAST LGAs OF EDO STATE Troops of 4 Brigade, under 2 Division Nigerian Army, in conjunction with the other security agencies and the Edo State Security Corps, arrested a total of 12 suspected kidnappers during clearance operations that started on 12 May 2026 in Owan East and Esan South-East Local Government Areas of Edo State. During the operation, code-named Operation KO SALO, troops cleared Ugbovbighan Village, Olelo Forest, Egoro Amede Village, and conducted cordon-and-search operations at the Rugan Fulani settlement. Three suspected criminals namely; Ishaya Obadis, aged 20, Markus Ballu, aged 35, and Godknows Owonoji, aged 30, were arrested at Olelo Forest. Items recovered from the suspects included two motorcycles and two mobile phones. Preliminary investigations revealed that the suspects were collaborators and logistics suppliers to kidnappers. Consequently, the suspects were handed over to the Ekpoma Police Division for further action. In a related development, troops further cleared Ekeke Forest, Ishiolili Village, and Camp Sule Rugan Fulani, all in Owan East Local Government Area of Edo State. During the clearance operation, two suspects namely; Bala Mahmood, aged 70, and Ibrahim Abdullahi, aged 25, were arrested. Items recovered from them included dangerous weapons and one small Tecno mobile phone. The suspects and recovered items were also handed over to the Ekpoma Police Division for further investigation and prosecution. Similarly, troops proceeded to clear Uwarlor-Oke Forest in Esan North-East Local Government Area, as well as the Udo Government Reserve Forest in Esan South-East Local Government Area of Edo State. During the operation, seven suspected kidnappers namely; Isah Shehu, aged 25, Hamadu Safiyanu, aged 22, Tijani Shehu, aged 24, Yahaya Babangida, aged 25, Usman Hamza, aged 26, Abduladi Saleh, aged 23, and Gadafi Tukur, aged 27, were arrested within the Uwarlor-Oke Forest. Items recovered from the suspects included one motorcycle and two itel mobile phones. The suspects and recovered items were handed over to the Amendokhian Police Division for further action. Also, troops in conjunction with Nigerian Police Force and local vigilantes conducted operations at Emu Forest in Emu, Esan South East Local Government Area, Edo State. During the operation, troops extensively searched Otobo Camp and Nnamdo Camp, one locally made long barrel gun and one motorcycle were recovered. Recovered items were deposited at Ubiaja Police Division for further action. Troops continue with the ongoing operation aimed at ridding the state of criminal elements. The Commander, 4 Brigade Nigerian Army, Brigadier General Ahmed Balogun, commended the troops for their professionalism and charged them to sustain the operational tempo towards dismantling all kidnappers’ hideouts across Edo State. He also reassured members of the public of the Brigade’s unwavering commitment to sustaining offensive operations aimed at eradicating kidnapping and protecting lives and property. The Commander urged residents to continue providing timely and credible information to security agencies to support ongoing operations. He further appreciated the General Officer Commanding (GOC) 2 Division, Major General Chinedu Nnebeife for his strategic guidance and support which he said has fostered operational excellence. KENNEDY ANYANWU Captain Assistant Director Army Public Relations 4 Brigade Nigerian Army Benin City 19 May 2026

#UPDATE: THE GLK BENZ SOLD BY YET TO BE IDENTIFIED SENIOR POLICE OFFICER ATTACHED TO ANAMBRA POLICE COMMAND RECOVERED. Mr Basil, a victim of kidnapping, cried out to me over his missing GLK vehicle which disappeared since 2024 from Police Headquarters Awka. Despite several efforts to recover it, there was no result. I made a post about the case here on 29th April, 2026, and findings later revealed that a senior police officer had sold the vehicle to a car dealer NattyMotors located at Aroma Junction Awka. This morning, I left Port Harcourt, Rivers State and headed to Awka with my Anambra team. I am glad to announce that the vehicle has now been recovered and handed over to Basil in good condition. Special appreciation to the Inspector General of Police, @TunjiDisu1, and the @PoliceNG_CRU @CspIniedu for their swift response and professionalism in handling this matter. QUESTION WHO IS THIS SENIOR POLICE OFFICER WHOSE IDENTITY CAN'T BE REVIEWED? Information gathered is that he will soon be promoted to Deputy Commissioner of Police. WE WATCH. Thank you also to everyone who reposted, commented, and followed up on this case. Your support made a difference. ALWAYS REPORT. IT WILL BE HANDLED DISCREETLY. Harrison Gwamnishu Whatsapp Only: 0906 877 3333

@HarrisonBbi18 Chai, they want to promote a clear thief to higher rank. The thief should be retired and tried.

@tlotrading2026 @TheoAbuAgada Bring him down how?

@TheoAbuAgada Nonsense talk. Nonsense comments. May the person you help in the future be the one to bring you down. Your mind and thinking process work upside down!

The person Nyesom Wike is scheming to replace Fubara with will be worse than Fubara. He will fall out with the person even before being sworn in. If Wike cannot manage someone like Fubara, there is nobody in this world he can manage. Godfatherism cannot work in Rivers. Wike, be careful. Rethink your decision now.

@itohan_olat Just starting with kissing would have sparked the fire. Except, they were never in love and had no sexual feelings for each other.

I’ve heard that some churches actually suggest watching p0rn to newly married couples who are both virgins and struggling with intimacy. A former roommate of mine during my master's program told me this happened to her after her wedding. When she and her husband got married, neither of them had experience. He couldn’t consummate the marriage for weeks, so they went to their pastor for help. The pastor recommended they watch p0rn to understand how it works. Now my question is, since watching p0rnography is a sin, why recommend it to your members🤔

@koredemac11 @Ayoelesho Did she get the shape at 28?

@ecornel5 @Ayoelesho For 28 years? I go just assume you be 16 years old

If you go to an orange stand to buy oranges and you see a very ripe one with all the qualities of a good orange, don't rush to buy it. Instead, ask why no one else has bought it before you.

@YusufAsunmogejo @spongebotty Did the other people come and tell you that their monies are missing? 2. Do you trade commodities? Why do you trade above the purchased price?

@spongebotty While he is making that money the person working on the ground sees their hard work devalued to pay for that percentage. There is no free money anywhere. That money is from other people’s sweat.

This is the danger of Riba (Interest). Those 106k he is earning daily are other people’s sweat. They are being squeezed for him to smile. Unfortunately 💔

@GloriousGod01 You see that kind of message; won't you reply back immediately and tell him you don't know the nonsense he is talking about?

I was debating with my neighbor about yahoo boys. He was in support, I was against it. Then he said this: "You are trying to be clean and not engage in yahoo, but if the police or EFCC bust me today, I will tell them you are my Oga in this business and both of us will be arrested." I told him I was not scared because there is nothing linking me to fraud. Then he said: "I will quickly drop a random chat in your DM asking you about the Aza matter. The money you are supposed to send." We laughed. But I never took that as a joke. That statement has been disturbing me. Above all, love God.

@iamChigoo Add NeduWazobia

One thing I’ve noticed about VeryDarkMan is that once you fall out with him and you completely distance yourself, your relevance starts fading quietly. It’s not always obvious at first, but it happens. Just look at people like: -Jenny’s glow - Harrison Gwamnishu, - King Michy, - Blessing CEO, - Ashmusy, Bobrisky, - Iyabo Ojo, - Phyna, After their issues with him, most of them faded from the public eye. Even Chief Priest is barely taken seriously anymore. Blord is still trending because their back-and-forth hasn’t ended yet. But mark my words, once that chapter closes and they distance themselves, it will be the same story. Now it’s Sowore’s turn, his relevance is already dropping fast. This is not a coincidence. VeryDarkMan’s influence is that strong. When you f!ght him, you might not feel it immediately, but your shine will slowly disappear. That’s the pattern.

A report just confirmed what I have been telling you for months. The bread you buy every morning — the one your children eat before school, the one you toast and spread margarine on, the one you think is harmless because everybody eats it — contains chemicals that are banned in Europe. Banned. Not restricted. Not limited. Banned. Let me tell you what is in that loaf and what it does to your body. The first chemical is used as a dough conditioner. It makes the bread soft and fluffy. It also happens to be the same chemical used in the production of yoga mats and shoe soles. When you bake it at high temperatures, it breaks down into two byproducts. One is linked to tumour formation in the lungs and blood vessels. The other is a recognised carcinogen and toasting the bread increases its formation. The European Union banned this chemical in food entirely. Not reduced. Not regulated. Removed. It is legal in Nigeria. The second chemical was banned in Nigeria in 2003. On paper. In practice, independent research across multiple cities found that the majority of commercial bakers still use it. It is classified as a possible human carcinogen. Animal studies link it to kidney tumours, thyroid tumours, and a form of cancer in the lining of the abdomen. It destroys the kidneys. It damages the auditory nerves — which means it can cause irreversible hearing loss. And when used in high doses, which it often is because nobody is checking, it strips the bread of whatever nutrients were left. Vitamins A, B1, B2, niacin, essential fatty acids. All degraded. What remains is a block of bleached starch with a carcinogen baked into it. The third chemical is used as a preservative. It is also found in cosmetics. It is an endocrine disruptor — meaning it interferes with your hormones. It has been linked to infertility, reproductive damage, and breast cancer. For a country with one of the highest incidences of fibroids in the world, that should terrify you. And then there are the heavy metals. Independent university research found mercury, cadmium, and lead in bread samples across Nigeria. Not trace amounts. Impermissible levels. Cadmium — linked to lung cancer, kidney dysfunction, and hypertension. Lead — damages the nervous system, the immune system, the endocrine system, and the skeletal system. In your bread. Every morning. On your child’s plate. But the damage does not stop at chemicals and heavy metals. Let me tell you what the bread itself does even without the poison. Wheat bread spikes your blood sugar faster than table sugar. Every slice triggers an insulin response. Eat it every morning for ten years and the insulin response becomes permanent. The cells stop listening. The pancreas pumps harder. The sugar stays in the blood. That is insulin resistance. And it is the doorway to type 2 diabetes, fatty liver, belly fat that refuses to leave, PMOS, and hormonal collapse. Every single morning. From one slice of bread. Then there is your gut. The gluten in wheat irritates the gut lining. Not just in people with coeliac disease. In most people who eat it daily. The lining becomes inflamed. Permeability increases. Things that should stay inside the gut start crossing into the bloodstream. The gut bacteria shift. The beneficial species — the ones that protect the lining, regulate immunity, produce short-chain fatty acids — decline. The harmful species multiply. The fermentation changes. Gas builds. Bloating becomes constant. And then the motility slows. Bread is binding. It absorbs water in the intestine. The stool hardens. Transit time increases. What should move in 18–24 hours sits for 48, sometimes 72. You strain. Every day. The pressure builds. That straining — day after day, month after month, year after year — is how haemorrhoids develop. Piles did not come from nowhere. Piles came from a plate that makes your gut work against itself. Constipation. Bloating. Haemorrhoids. A gut lining that is inflamed and permeable. All connected. All fed by the same loaf. So let me list what that one loaf delivers to your body every morning: A possible carcinogen that was banned twenty-two years ago but nobody enforces. A dough conditioner banned in Europe, legal here, that breaks down into compounds linked to cancer. A preservative that disrupts your hormones and feeds fibroids. Heavy metals that damage your kidneys, your nerves, and your immune system. Insulin resistance from the wheat itself. Gut inflammation, constipation, and haemorrhoids from the gluten and the starch. And you eat it every morning. Your children eat it every morning. Your mother eats it every morning. Because everybody eats it. Because it is cheap. Because it is easy. Because nobody told you what is inside. Somebody is telling you now. The bread is not food. It is a chemistry experiment you eat every morning and call breakfast. If you are tired of constant bloating, constipation, fatigue, stubborn weight gain, sugar cravings, inflammation, or recurring digestive issues, send me a WhatsApp message for a well-structured meal plan that helps you eat in a way your body can actually heal from. WhatsApp: +2349118909688 Share this with someone who still thinks bread is harmless.

@GloWorld you've still not fixed your internet issue.

VDM met with some generals openly on camera to discuss insecurity and Justice Crack issues, and they all started pushing false narrative that he's working for the military. But this is mama P and Randy peter having a close down meeting with an APC member in an APC office. They were shocked when lekan walked in with his camera man. Hypocrites! They can't be trusted with any political positions. Vote Peter Obi alone in NDC and vote other Competents candidates at other parties. These two are hypocrites with hidden agenda.

@boltapp starts bearing the liabilities of their riders stealing client's items, they will start taking KYC seriously.

@GloWorld even the GloCafe app is not opening on your network. Fix up.

@GloWorld check your DM. Your internet network here has been very bad since 2 days.

@OnyeUwaoma88 @crossp001 No. He didn't say that. You are misquoting him.

@crossp001 F00lish illiterate..u didn't see where he said Arthur was cozy with Regina and Regina has landed Arthur so he can help her fight ned...ibu iidiot..a bleeding Ezi...I really wish I can see u right now lemme maawa gi anya

Chief better delete oo...Arthur no dey hear sorry..go and ask oo..someone that jailed his nephews for years. Delete oo...hmmmh...some of his boys will even buy this case and yiee gi egwu...Which one be cozy with Regina?....oga pity ur family and delete this oo.

@UgoLagos @okeken53 Show evidence bro. Or you are just chasing x payouts?

@okeken53 Facts His music stream has increased since this allegations started.

VeryDarkMan says Chike is about to lose his wedding bookings like it’s confirmed industry intelligence. Based on what exactly? The same Chike who recently promoted a romantic project and still got love from fans everywhere he showed up? My issue with this VeryDarkMan's “I know it all” style analysis is how irritating it is. Every of his opinion is delivered like fact, every speculation is framed like insider knowledge, and he keeps shaping narratives that aren’t backed by anything concrete. Nothing will happen to Chike, infact his popularity will increase than ever. This is Nigeria.

@RemitaNET please, check your DM.