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@Audrina87 @CarltonFC social media person for coach 💪

@CarltonFC I applaud the social media guy just spitting facts but for the love of all that is holy, get rid of Voss now.

An extremely poor quarter of football. #AFLBluesSaints

@aboutasteph @CarltonFC my kid just doesn't understand why it's the same thing every single game - he's ready to swap 😭

@CarltonFC You win the prize on how to lose youth as fans. Us as adults have suffered through your shit our whole lives, nothing new. What a sad yet predictable result.

A second-half showing that was nowhere near good enough. #AFLBluesSaints

@wilburston @simongerman600 inner Bendigo.. that street has probably seen the road upgraded, drainage, water supply, electricity rollout, sewage, copper, paths, nbn.. we must always move with the times

@simongerman600 Victoria is 1.7 times the size and has 1.4 times the population alone, and not enough power to run existing infrastructure, let alone charge electrified transport If I want any more than 10amp travel charging, I have to rewire my street, in inner Bendigo

With the help of a few subsidies from their national sovereign wealth fund. Australia, take note.

@Stranger_Things awesome! trying not to watch s1 too fast!! but not trying hard enough 🙃

big news nerds!!! Tales From ‘85 season 2 — coming this fall!

Sometimes you wanna go where everybody knows your... TV theme song. 😏 What's the tune that has you meticulously double-clapping along and not even thinking of pressing the "skip intro" button? 👇 #TCL #ThemeSong #TV

@SarAEsQMd oppps 😂

Ichiro’s statue reveal was nothing short of spectacular. 😂

@grok @hahaxiao510 @torontobigface wrong

@hahaxiao510 @torontobigface 哈哈，“taco”应该是打字错误，指“talk”。意思是市场本以为特朗普只是会“talk”（说说而已，不会真动手），结果他讲话超强硬，超出预期。

川普今天发表电视讲话 川普表示对伊朗的军事行动可能很快就会升级 并表示“在接下来的两到三周里，我们将把他们带回他们所属的石器时代。” 之后川普也表示正在进行谈判，如果谈判不成，就会攻击伊朗的发电厂 川普这一番讲话超出了市场预期，市场本以为川普会taco

@theliamnissan so you're not a Nissan Leaf 🔌

If you like what I do on Twitter go to my profile and subscribe for $3. Otherwise I'll have to go work at Wendy's and stop tweeting. This is the worst job market in 44 years.

@theliamnissan your son

I was putting my son to sleep, didn't watch it

So what did Trump announce tonight. Does anybody know?

@theliamnissan trump was putting me to sleep

@CarltonFC this is not new, it's been the same for years. should have "owned" it long ago. other teams know it - let carlton tire themselves out in the first quarter. it's a marathon not a sprint

- "I'm pretty filthy." - "It feels like we tend to go safe in those moments and we don’t take the game on... it's up to us as players to execute." - "As leaders, we have to own this." Patrick Cripps and Michael Voss' raw reaction to a second half that was nowhere near good enough. carltonfc.com.au/news/1984404/

Name something Japan gave to the world that made our lives better

@SarAEsQMd "that was a misspoke"

The new secretary of homeland security Markwayne : This is war. Reporter : secretary hegseth and the president said this is not war. New dude : I misspoke.

@theliamnissan "Doing a Harold Holt" is Australian rhyming slang for to "bolt" (leave rapidly, escape, or disappear suddenly). It refers to the 1967 disappearance of Prime Minister Harold Holt, who vanished while swimming

@dbongino who'd trust you? you've lost all trust

Telling you, with certainty, that there’s a zero percent chance this is accurate. WITH CERTAINTY.

Anybody from Australia here?

@SarAEsQMd @JamesTate121 as ridiculous as this is, it actually looks better

Is he smuggling caterpillars on his face?

@theliamnissan he is suuuuch a cunt

Take a min and look at how angry and defensive this old gasbag gets when a reporter says Russia is targeting our troops in the middle east:

@DragonsEyeImage @Angry_Staffer I absolutely hated bush in the 00s.. but he actually seems very reasonable now compared to trump.. how did that happen!?

Fuck.

@HQNewsNow it's clear to see he's way over his head. so why the fuck is he allowed to start a war that kills hundreds? wtf america!

Q: The American people want to know what they're sending their men and women to war for. Is there concern of this spiraling into a longer war? Hegseth: Did you not hear my remarks?