Emma 🗡

when the fantasy book starts getting into trade relations between neighbouring nations

yeah whatever man, blocked + reported + abjured + disembowled + banished + immolated + everted + reemboweled + drawn + quartered

I'm always talking to my toddler like "Cheese is the archetypal food for a mouse" or whatever. But that's just because I don't know enough about mice to confidently tell him, like, "Mice love cheese!" I'm speaking as simply as I can here

I’m telling on myself for this one but they need a low sensory hour at the zine fair

friends begging me to come to game night and i’m like ‘I can’t i’m making a new spreadsheet’

Thinking about the close readings I fumbled 😞

"DMs open" if only it were so simple. Communication rests on the fantasy of a "direct message" yet my utterance is always originally divided from itself, its destination radically uncertain

Christian Dior Spring 1998

when i’m not posting here i’m on my word processor ‘posting’ thousands of sequential ‘bits’ into a ‘thread’ so long that some might call it a ‘super gay fantasy novel’

first time I used copilot at work I asked “where can I buy a long piece of rope” and its now pinned very prominently on my screen anytime I use a microsoft product

do you fw guys who have almost no gmail storage remaining

been saying this for years

This is my circus and I’m one of the monkeys. I’m the best monkey. I give it my all every single time.

whenever things are going wrong in my life i’m like oh well it’s my first playthrough this is just my tutorial island life

doing multiple simultaneous cries for help but they all create a beautiful harmony and I appear more relaxed and capable than ever before

playing ‘opposites’ with 4yo and he said the opposite of fire is no fire ok mary kate

dude you just shattered the blade of imortia, that’s the most powerful sword in the seven realms…bro you gotta travel to each realm and find the shards, collect all seven shards of the blade of imortia. travel to seven unique realms meet memorable npcs and find all the shards

wizard war has gotten so complicated and absurdly dangerous that we had to start abstracting it further and further. its now genuinely a collectable trading card game that is taking the realm by storm