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@edjenko

former smart person

Sydney Katılım Ocak 2013
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Emma 🗡@edjenko·
when the fantasy book starts getting into trade relations between neighbouring nations
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looking forward to another great day working at the getting punched in the face factory where I get punched in the face for seven hours (one hour lunch break)
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turbomander@turbomander·
i say something embarrassing at the party and the room becomes silent. without another word, a swarm of crows begins whipping around me. lightning strikes, the birds scatter, revealing my half eaten charred corpse. a knock on the door. it’s me. “was that guy bothering you?” i say
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Frogmouth@yumcarton·
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Isaac@isaacturnersong·
Explain in genius terms. Explain like I already know everything
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Bec Shaw@Brocklesnitch·
Not enough people respect the beginnings of Riverdale, a camp classic from the jump
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Emma 🗡@edjenko·
received some all time good news emails today but, alas, it is not enough to make up for humanity’s catastrophic misstep of inventing email in the first place
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Don Hughes
Don Hughes@getfiscal·
I think it's fine if villains attend charity balls because the protagonist can meet them there in an early scene.
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ppigg@s4m31p4n·
Night gym is when you go to the gym at night
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Emma 🗡@edjenko·
when the torture is becoming unbearable but you’re close to a torture breakthrough so you’re like ah go on then keep torturing me
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Emma 🗡@edjenko·
I’ll never forgive you for what you did to Gandalf
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John Attridge
John Attridge@John_Attridge·
(Ripping open my shirt to reveal a t-shirt that says "il n'y a pas d'hors texte") welcome to introduction to literary theory
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turbomander@turbomander·
wizard 1: bro wait…you know how we became best friends after I cast friendship on you? wizard 2: yeah bro, what about it? wizard 1: bro…I was out of spell slots… wizard 2: wait…does that mean… both wizards at the same time: bro…
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John Attridge
John Attridge@John_Attridge·
Bro my novel anticipates that very critique. It's precisely about that bro. Its impoverished imaginative world is entirely self-conscious lmao
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Emma@emma__jayne14·
@edjenko I know Bounce socks when I see them
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@LargeRatGirl already taking bets on when he’s gonna be taller than me
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