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i say something embarrassing at the party and the room becomes silent. without another word, a swarm of crows begins whipping around me. lightning strikes, the birds scatter, revealing my half eaten charred corpse. a knock on the door. it’s me. “was that guy bothering you?” i say
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I think it's fine if villains attend charity balls because the protagonist can meet them there in an early scene.
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7 years! Sorry to be a sap but I honestly thought I’d never top this achievement and I can’t say anything concrete yet but I’m in the process of developing an even better way to win the biggest bitch award at work
Emma 🗡@edjenko
celebrating five years of using Dr in my email signature when i want to win the biggest bitch award at work
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(Ripping open my shirt to reveal a t-shirt that says "il n'y a pas d'hors texte") welcome to introduction to literary theory
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wizard 1: bro wait…you know how we became best friends after I cast friendship on you?
wizard 2: yeah bro, what about it?
wizard 1: bro…I was out of spell slots…
wizard 2: wait…does that mean…
both wizards at the same time: bro…
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Bro my novel anticipates that very critique. It's precisely about that bro. Its impoverished imaginative world is entirely self-conscious lmao
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@edjenko oh my god sword baby is so big now 😭😭
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The main reason to write fragmentary autofiction is to avoid the pain of getting characters in and out of rooms.
once and future wife geist@wife_geist
everyone who enjoys reading novels should try to write a scene. even a paragraph of a scene. try to get someone in and out of a room. will change how you read forever
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