Evan Dumas

Hi friends, I miss you and I miss sharing my words, so I made a podcast! Anti-Inflammatory Rhetoric is where I offer soft takes on hard topics. Link in bio and wherever you get your shows, new episodes every Tuesday. Take care and thanks for listening!

Taking a little break from twitter folks, going to see what some not-scrolling can do for my sanity

@ArielDumas Literal “villain buys the playground and starts charging for access” scenario.

Are you shitting me hahahaha

Paid security is a bad move, you won’t see me on here much more. Two factor is great security, and locking it behind a paid service is just wrong.

@tef_ebooks @IanColdwater Phenomenal chill game, the soaring and exploration feels so good.

@IanColdwater did I recommend “a short hike?” it’s a very slow paced game about a bird going on a nature walk and chatting to people

Reduce, reuse, confuse instagram.com/p/CnsyY5zLlbK/…

@TalkingSchmidt The cake is a li…ar

I wouldn’t be surprised to find out George Santos is actually a cake

"The Last Of Us is the first good filmed video game adaptation". That's cheating. The game is already a pretty grounded and character-focused zombie apocalypse drama. Call me when they do a banger adaptation of Katamari Damacy also starring Pedro Pascal

@urbanbohemian Loved that series as a kid, the theme song still rings clear in my head

@ArielDumas @svershbow I miss them so much! I wonder if the same scents can be found anywhere…

@svershbow I spent my allowance at Pier One Imports on these. Little stars and moons. The pain of resisting just straight up squishing them with yer fingies!

the power that bath oil beads had over girls in the 90s

@bertsesame “A Tale of Two Pigeons” comes to mind, or the epic “In Search of Lost Pigeons” by Marcel Roost.

Oh boy, I just love reading. I'm about to finish reading 'Pigeon Jones Diary'. Do you have a suggestion for what I should read next? Ideally something long and boring.

Banks should work this way, money is important to human flourishing so it’s offered to all.

Finishes writing masterpiece called “Lorem Ipsum” Now to see if there’s any prior art…

Happy birthday to my amazing sister @ArielDumas! She’s an expert at bedazzling, has the best tiny objects, and will always remind you to maintain eye contact for a toast. Truly an inspiration.

@NikolasWise If I had a bandaid that said “christ, what an asshole” that’d be great.

@eedumas Do the New Yorkers cartoon ones have little Shannon wheeler drawings _or_ funny lateral captions on them?

When I get a boo boo I want fun bandaids for adults. Where’s my NPR bandages? New Yorker cartoon bandages?

I’m little proud of this one, I wanted to share a happy realization that struck me while stuck in a meeting.

Evan's Garden of Thoughts: Finding answers in strange places evandumas.substack.com/p/finding-answ…

[Benoit Blanc on Twitter] Am I to believe that a humble shrimp fried that rice?