Definitely Not Eevee

I'm not actually a Pikachu but an Eevee

@LiteralSheridan I mean it’s not like it’s a new thing, raiding has been frowned upon for quite some time

@ouranometrian2 @xwanyex …I believe you

@xwanyex Wow same tbh

I remember when I was poor and it took a ton of effort not to rape and murder elderly women. Fix poverty and you can fix this.

@amelapay @strangestloop Heads it’s great for the mom. Tails it’s great for her followers.

@strangestloop gamble

becoming a mom seems like great medicine for neurotic women

@rickyflows Well it is their Specialty

chipotle employee asked me twice if i wanted lettuce

@AlexGodofsky @petergodofsky @sgodofsk The ideal format is someone doing it for you

@petergodofsky @sgodofsk the ideal format for retail is online

The ideal format for retail is the strip mall. The parking is easy and quick to get into and out of; no navigating a garage. It's inexpensive to construct. All of the stores are quickly accessible from your car and you can move your purchases easily to your trunk in a cart.

@LiteralSheridan Rip being able to fit in your vehicle with your new massive shoulders

@ouranometrian2 @_its_not_real_ It is typically dark that early in the morning yes

@_its_not_real_ Omg...never live up north. It was depressing in seattle in the winter when it would be dark at 4:30 and I still had like another 90 minutes in the office

Anyone got the sunset version? Idgaf about the sun rise times but it sure would be nice to not come home in the evening to dusk at 5:30 PM.

@kitten_beloved @sporadica Your internal clock?

@sporadica Really something that this is happening now when "changing the clocks" has never been easier I have one clock that doesn't change itself

wanting the sun to rise before 5am is most certainly a mental illness

@_its_not_real_ See the default inclination towards “faux” is why you lack taste. Use the real thing. You’re Worth it.

@eevee_not Just roll in tomorrow with a hipster mustache, flannel, faux mahogany paneling all over my office.

Most feedback throughout my career has mostly been variations on "be more social, be less cynical," which has varied in magnitude. I've never been told I need to work on cultivating better aesthetic taste while working in the realm of enterprise industrial automation.

@AlexGodofsky @AlanMCole Being flummoxed by inexplicable crashing and being furious with someone (yourself) having broken it three years ago

@AlanMCole nah it makes perfect sense. you are just putting your vibes into the thing and it spits out code. this is wildly unlike the prior experience of coding.

Both "slop" and "vibe" were popular words right as AI broke onto the scene, earning them a place in the AI discourse lexicon. But while "AI slop" fundamentally makes sense as a newly coined phrase, the neologism "vibecode" is a disaster. Using automation is not a "vibe!"

@zeta_globin Frenchman

is there a german word for realizing halfway through a story that you're the least sympathetic person in it

@zeta_globin And presumably the uber courier to harvested organ pipeline is harder to detect

part of the reason I love new york as a biotech hub is there is such a human first approach but literally like what weird case studies have you encountered today in the most diverse patient population on earth

@RussellIan5 On the contrary, we need 10 more of Jen so the fans demand robo-ump

Dear MLB, you proved your point. Please give us Angel Hernandez back we won't say another bad thing about him again. Just take Jen Pawol away. Please

@ouranometrian2 Tragic to see mental illness encouraged

Ive been doing long distance running for 25 years now. Incredible. Been lifting for 10 years Here's to another 25 years of both

@zeta_globin This is the quality Content we stay for

I'll delete this okay I need to finish the protein library I need to finish the protein library I need to finish the protein library goodbye

reasons your girl is mad (a comprehensive list): -elevated rates of somatic mutation compared to men -dehydration -literally weak -the endocrinological roller coaster never stops except with pharmaceuticals that make you half dead -money? -a lack of IgE during early development -we are literally thin skinned and it sucks -higher rates of autoimmunity -stomach hurts -our physical creation primarily to carry life forward alternates between maybe spiritually cool to mega depressing -life is gross -modern feminism mostly sucks, I hate sending emails -money? -we are kind of fundamentally a depreciating asset which makes some of us just like revolt against all of existence in various dumb or productive ways -like actually the skeletal muscle disadvantage is so depressing -driving is hard -our memories are primed to remember social/emotional shit more than random facts which is frankly infuriating

@sgodofsk @paleonormie Ahh so you drink American domestics (coors light(water))

Cat 5 min after nipping my wrist bc she was overstimulated: “but what if you gave me more pets?”

@St_Rev Tbf that’s about the limit of literary comprehension for many

I assume from the comments here that there's some other game named Baldur's Gate 3, perhaps from a different timeline, that isn't a miserable hybrid of grimdark, softcore porn, and Netflix premium mediocre

@skooookum Be Better

When someone looks at their phone like 0.5 seconds after I’m done talkings it’s like Oh. Alright. Sorry.