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Max
@efficiencymaxi
long time CT lurker, recent shitposter @santimentfeed
Katılım Temmuz 2024
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Man I’m thinking about veal sweetbreads looking at this cutie. Floured, browned in butter, parsley salad with capers on the side. Bosh.
Wholesome Side of 𝕏@itsme_urstruly
A Scottish Highland cow born just two hours ago 🤍 🩶
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Pretty sure you can buy the dip on pretty much anything from ETH to BTC and go AFK until December 2027 to outperform
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@efficiencymaxi man we’ve been on vacation so long already I’m starting to develop normal routines
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@avi_eisen A pedo sits in his basement, praying every night: "Lord, just give me one good chance to diddle the kids, and I'll be set for life."
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A trader sits in cash, praying every night: "Lord, just give me one good chance to buy the dip, and I'll be set for life."
In April, Trump announces sweeping tariffs and the market drops 20%. His friend calls: "This is it, buy now!" The trader shakes his head. "No, Trump's just getting started. The global economy is dead."
The market recovers and goes to all time highs. He prays again: "Just give me another dip please."
Trump orders strikes on Iran and stocks crater again. His broker calls: "Valuations haven't been this cheap in years!" The trader waves him off. "We're getting entangled in this war, oil is shooting up, it's over this time."
Trump announces 47 peace deals over the next few months and the market goes up each time.
Then Trump escalates with China and the market plunges a third time. His own mother calls: "Sweetheart, even I'm buying." He refuses. "This time it's different. This could go to zero."
The market rips to all-time highs. The trader dies broke, gets to heaven, and demands an audience with God. "I prayed faithfully! All I asked was one chance to buy the bottom!"
God sighs and gestures behind him. Trump steps out: "I gave you three dips. Tremendous dips. The most beautiful dips anyone's ever seen — tariffs, Iran, China. Everybody bought them. Everybody but you. Sad!"
Bernie Moreno@berniemoreno
I was just briefed by the White House on what to expect this evening. I would encourage every American to tune in tonight to the President’s speech. This may be the most important Oval Office address since the Cuban Missile Crisis. The time for complacency with China is over.
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@lukecannon727 @APompliano leave the humble mattress salesman alone you filthy troll
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@APompliano It's not trolling to point out that you can learn a lot about a startup by what metrics/story they choose to tell
Have a great week pomp
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If you don't have any profits, brag about revenue.
If you don't have much revenue, brag about daily active users.
If you don't have many daily active users, brag about cumulative self-reported assets.
Anthony Pompliano 🌪@APompliano
Personalized AI is smarter, faster, and cheaper than traditional finance. Self-directed investors realize they can manage their own money & don’t need the geniuses of Wall Street to build financial security. I explained how @cfosilvia scaled to $50 billion in assets on CNBC.
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@Pledditor @saylor @IIICapital @PunterJeff @ColeMacro @AdamBLiv tbh buck closed in a very fortunate moment, right before everyone else lost a ton of money
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Just checking in on the 3 cryptocurrency projects that @Saylor and his cheerleaders @IIICapital @PunterJeff @ColeMacro @AdamBLiv promoted as the "Digital Money".
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@kneegrow68763 @cuntycakes123 only thing he will lower is his balls in your mouth
cope&seethe harder
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@cuntycakes123 Ur a moron because this reserve is gonna allow him to buy 500 k BTC next cycle
And then he'll lower the rate
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The world is betting against me, but today we begin the impossible comeback…
$BRR
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Didn't expect this, specially after onchain suggesting more BTC sales and being with NAV close to 1 (actually below 1 but Saylor calculates it the way he wants).
So TLDR: he sold BTC to pump STRC. That pumped MSTR and he took the chance to dump more MSTR.
0 shame
Markets Alpha@MarketsAlpha
[MARKETS] FRESH: Strategy $MSTR has increased its USD Reserve by $450 million, holding ₿843,775 in BTC Reserves (no sales) and $3.0 billion in USD Reserves as of July 12, 2026.
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At this point, I’m struggling to see any compelling logical rationale for owning $MSTR .
It essentially functions as an infinite piggy bank whose sole purpose is to service obligations higher up in the capital stack.
Michael Saylor@saylor
Strategy has increased its USD Reserve by $450 million. As of 7/12/2026, we hodl ₿843,775 in our BTC Reserves and $3.0 billion in our USD Reserves. $MSTR $STRC strategy.com/press/strategy…
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We have entered the sell low buy high stage of the ponzi
Essentially signaling to big players that they will get free liquidity at the extremes of each move
Nuke the market > he sells
Pump the market > he buys
Repeat until he’s wiped
Michael Saylor@saylor
Strategy has increased its USD Reserve by $450 million. As of 7/12/2026, we hodl ₿843,775 in our BTC Reserves and $3.0 billion in our USD Reserves. $MSTR $STRC strategy.com/press/strategy…
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idk im cooking on here
Picolas Cage@Picolas_Caged
I'm bullish Hyperliquid but HyperEVM has been a serious flop Interdasting
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Women peak is between 30 and 35.
I won't hear any argument on this: it's when the first physical imperfections start to show, the ones that get masked by experience and self-awareness.
If you think otherwise, you're probably young.
Duldul@Duldul_Capital
Women are like options. Their peak value is when they are between 21 and 24 years old. After that, Theta eats them up. They are getting closer and closer to expiry. When they are over 45, they expire worthless. The sweet spot on the market is to buy calls with a 21 strike and sell calls with a 25 strike. Otherwise, Theta eats up your portfolio. And you make a profit when you secure kids/marriage. Dating women over 25 seriously is playing with fire. Mathematically, you are bound to lose.
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Spent the last 3 days at Selini Summit.
Without a doubt the best conference I’ve ever been to. Never enjoyed a work trip this much while being this productive and having so many valuable discussions with genuinely interesting people.
Fun takeaway: everyone I told I was from Moonrock Capital immediately brought up $CARDS. All the smart money has it on their radar, and all of it is genuinely excited about it. IYKYK.
Thank you @gametheorizing and the entire @SeliniCapital team for organizing. Can’t wait to come back next year.
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When you go to Robinhood you are aligning with SIZECHAD. When you are on Solana...Joe McCann, Kyle Samani, Chamath, Avi Eisenberg, Nikita Bier, SBF, Hayden Davis, etc.
Brainless decision here fellas.
Composability Kyle.hl 🧪@0xamericanspiri
If you are hiring for BD - you want someone to look similar to SIZE CHAD. Look at how this woman is basically only focused on him during this conference call. That's aura - you can't learn it, it's something you are born with.
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