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“Let me give you some advice, bastard. Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor, and it can never be used to hurt you.” — Tyrion Lannister

@historyinmemes it's part of a scam to get free trips to space, no one actually believes the earth is flat

Earth's curvature as seen from Space. Why would anyone want this to be fake?

With hours left for the President to act on my pardon, I find it amazing how our support keeps growing. Chicago Mayor Brandon James just wrote Mr. Biden to ask that he grant my request. 🙏⤵️

the people who work on these apps have said this for years and years and our stupid asses keep lining up to be part of this dumb sh t. we are a bunch of fiends.

Citizens United was the beginning of the end for this democracy and it’s obvious

@RodLacroix and he'd do a good job at a reasonable price

Jason Kelce looks like the guy you hire to get a possum out of your attic.

@spaceghost not "Dare to be stupid"? m.youtube.com/watch?v=SMhwdd…

The idea that Scholastic could create a program designed to opt out, censor and ban diverse books from its book fairs and then call it "Share Every Story, Celebrate Every Voice" is the phoniest, weakest position anyone could think up

Is anyone surprised that Jim Jordan's allies are using intimidation to secure votes for him ? These are people who support the violent overthrow of the Constitution. Why would they start 'playing nice' now ?

Sidney Powell knowingly tried to overthrow the election and got 6 years probation. Crystal Mason filed a provisional ballot on the advice of a poll worker and got 5 years in prison. I get Powell is a valuable witness, but still doesn't explain the punitive response to Mason.

The OC’s Ben McKenzie’s ‘Easy Money’ is the crypto book Michael Lewis should have written afr.com/life-and-luxur…

@Metsmerized not so premium ale for sure

The year is 1967 and you have $2 to go to the concession stand at Shea Stadium. What are you buying?

american health care 😭

«While spacewalking I realized something: I used to think I was scared of heights but now I know I was just scared of gravity» — NASA astronaut Reid Wiseman

I just watched a video Trump supporting evangelical saying the following words to another person they were speaking to: “You need to accept the Lord as your savior. It doesn’t mean that you have to be perfect. It doesn’t mean that you have to stop…I mean, you don’t have to stop drinking, cussing, fooling around…or doin’ all those sins…because the Lord don’t ask you to stop. He just says, ‘Let me in your life.” When you understand how MAGA processes religion, you can understand how they can still support Donald Trump.

Are we "busier than ever now" because we look at the internet for hours intermittently and then have to rush around to just do regular life shit?

How did an assistant wrestling coach turn ineffective GOP congressman manage to amass a a $30 million fortune during 16 yrs in Congress on a $174,000/year salary???

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