Ed Harrison

@jimb0_12 While you are correct, I am from York and hate the French…

@FootballCliches @CDEccleshare @j_akefarrell I don’t like that when going through the starting lineups in the World Cup, it does left back before right back. Surely right to left? Right back is number 2 squad number!

Recording FOOTBALL CLICHES with @CDEccleshare & @j_akefarrell on Monday morning. Let's have your questions, observations, football-linguistic hallucinations, footballers' names in things & anything else – from the Azteca or beyond – for the World Cup Adjudication Panel Cheers!

@jimb0_12 Tim Paine absolutely robbed a test career, hard to believe he was captain!

@Nozza_ Guess we should just let people die then

Concussion subs are a complete nonsense, sorry

@jimb0_12 Time to give James Foster a real go?

@jimb0_12 Cox can keep putting pressure on smith’s place in the meantime

@jimb0_12 Maybe just forget about the gloves and aim for root’s spot when he retires

In what world is Jacob Bethell in the top 7 batsmen in England

@mattylufc_ Why put cox at 7 when he’s not keeping? Smith only went up to 6 because stokes batting is shot…

I never like it when we don’t pick a spinner. Cox jumping ahead of Rew is relatively unsurprising and to be fair that’s a tough call. Rew’s time will come. Looking forward to Baker getting unleashed but I feel there’s better options than Fisher.

@jimb0_12 Good to hear it’s not something that will tarnish his legacy, however captain breaking curfew at first opportunity after so many recent problems can’t really be ignored I’m afraid

@ItsAndyRyan I recently read that football is so named as a game played on foot, as opposed to horseback. Maybe apocryphal but gives more weight to the American argument

I used to get riled by Americans using the word soccer, but their arguments for it have convinced me it's petty to object to it given a) Britain invented the term in the first place, and b) There are lots of other games called football, not just America's.

@jimb0_12 I still think it could have been different if they let him open in Windies instead of Trott. 3 extra tests to learn and pad the stats, could have survived the Ashes and prospered

@SecKennedy What are you talking about? You fuckers only eat burgers

It's #NationalBurgerDay. The war on protein is over, and REAL American beef is back on the menu.

@SicklyTheNinJa Are you fucking thick?

You can tell I'm an American playing a British spy thriller because this section in 007 First Light threw me way off 🚗

@RoebindeFreitas @ItsAndyRyan

@ItsAndyRyan Next to Den Haag there's also Den Bosch but I guess that wouldn't get translated to The Bosch.

Is The Hague the only city with the definite article in its name? For years I'd hear 'The Hague' and assume it was a building or institution.

@Danny_McMoomins All we’ve ever asked for is a bit of consistency

Annoyingly, I saw that bastard Jamie Oliver do this. Professional tekkers for bbqing the sausages. God I hate him so much. And no I will not clean that grill.

@CookeeCharlie Rob key in at number 6

Can't wait for all of the top 10 to be batters who scored a load of runs from 2000 to 2010 when pitches were so unbelievably flat

@jimb0_12 Having watched jhye Richardson for Yorkshire this season he needs to be excluded from any ‘net positive’ discussion (long winded way of saying he’s crap)

@lewis_goodall I have a vague theory that Starmer is willingly being a sponge for all the hatred before passing the mantle over to someone with a clean slate

I’m intrigued by the argument that Labour can’t change the leader as the Tories did. Does anyone think it was a bad idea when May was replaced by Johnson- when he won an 80 seat majority? Or that Johnson should have been replaced after Partygate? Or that Truss should have been replaced for being Truss? In each case, it minimised political damage.

@jimb0_12 Is there a chance it’s Bashir again? Wouldn’t be my pick but he has a “respectable” record so far this season which maybe makes it a lazy selection