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I just asked @Tesla Optimus to play rock, paper, scissors, and it did - check it out!

@ElonReeveM4yrd @Tesla Ok asap

@ehuna @Tesla Please send me a private message when you have a moment, I have some details to share with you.

From the first pioneer wagons to cross-country trips on FSD Supervised in under 200 years

@nowteslafy @Tesla 😂

@joi___ai Been doing unpaid internships and have pro bono experience in this field since 1984. 😂

we’re hiring 10 Masturbation Consultants $2,000/month to test our new Daily Guided Masturbation feature and document the effects on stress, sleep and mood yes it’s real yes you get paid

@SawyerMerritt 🤮

Ferrari has just officially unveiled its first ever all-electric car, called the Ferrari Luce. • Starting price: $640,000 • Interior co-designed with Apple's former head of design, Jony Ive • Range: 280 miles (expected EPA) • Peak charging speed: 350kW • 122 kWh battery • 1,050 horsepower • 0-60mph: 2.4s • 800v • Four-door four-seater • Four electric motors • OLED screens • Weight: 4,982 lbs • Front motors spin to 30,000 rpm, rears hit 25,500 rpm • Car uses an accelerometer to capture real vibrations from the electric motors & rear chassis. An algorithm filters out unpleasant frequencies and amplifies only the more “musical” sounds. This can be heard inside and outside the car. • Paddle shifter on steering wheel changes how aggressively torque is delivered, with five different levels • The trunk has 21.1 cubic feet of space, the largest luggage capacity the company has ever offered • 197.6 inches long, about as long as a Tesla Model S U.S. deliveries start in Q2 2027. More photos in the thread below:

@Tesla That’s right, I hit the gym now when I get to the hotel! 🚘🤖🦾

FSD Supervised shrinks your idea of a long trip

@Dreamsky13 @DirtyTesLa 😂

@ehuna @DirtyTesLa Ohh fuck no, I judge humans that parks like assholes all the time.

FSD 14.3.3 picked this "parking spot" and was going to back into the metal cart return

@Dreamsky13 @DirtyTesLa I'm not seeing that in 14.3.3, but for sure what you are experiencing should be fixed. As for humans vs FSD, I'm just pointing out that we don't judge humans as we do FSD, it's a double standard.

@ehuna @DirtyTesLa It honestly started after 14.3. In 14.2.2 it notices that it didn't center and usually tries to re-center itself. This is not an argument about human vs FSD, just noting an item in the current build that should be fixed.

@dkmitc oh bummer is it possible to drop a pin to your exact parking spot? x.com/ehuna/status/2…

I have a parking garage at work but have found it not very useful. This is because of the garage itself though not FSD. The parking garage has designated spots for parking based off your assigned parking pass so there’s no way for FSD to know that so I always have to disengage because it tries to park in areas I’m not allowed to park in. Also the speed is incredibly slow in the garage and I feel like I’m holding up traffic when I try to use it to leave.

FSD waits calmly for the gate, glides into the garage, parks neatly, and exits later. On the way out, I did tap the turn signal stalk to direct FSD to make a left towards the garage exit. It will get better at navigating garages, this is just the beginning. 🚘 🤖 🦾

@wholemars running it on a local NAS could also be cool.

I’m tired of worry if my laptop or desktop is online I want an LLM with a private virtual server attached

@DirtyTesLa @Dreamsky13 How strange, it always works for me here in California. Humans on the other hand... x.com/ehuna/status/2…

@Dreamsky13 This is my parking experience about 40% of the time x.com/i/status/20579…

@JCChristopher Same JC! 🫶

@ehuna Thanks Emmanuel. Happy Memorial Day! 🇺🇸❤️🫡

The best Marine in our platoon, and an even better friend. He was everything you could ever want in a warrior. He was the best of America, and he loved America and being a Marine with every fiber in his body. Until he took his final breath, for America. My favorite thing to do when we were back on base out of the field, and he was in the passenger seat of my truck, was to turn the country music up on my radio louder when we drove by other black Marines, and watch him try and scooch down and hide from embarrassment. It was so good! Happy Memorial Day Keith! And thank you for making me a better Marine. Love you! Until Valhalla ❤️🇺🇸🫡

This was on FSD 14.3.2 in a 2026 Model Y with AI4 in Oakland, California. 4K youtu.be/7EgeihhdBzU On YouTube, use "cc" to turn on captions, then use "Settings" ⛭ to set the title captions to English 🇺🇸, French 🇫🇷, Portuguese 🇧🇷, or Hebrew 🇮🇱. The music is "Lonesome Town" by Ricky Nelson.

@scotsrule08 @DavidMoss @DevinOlsenn Let's go, post the streak every once in a while! 🙌

We found a hotel with a destination charger, and we’re going to get a few hours of sleep before continuing the Canadian coast-to-coast journey in the morning. So far, zero disengagements or interventions. 🫡 @DavidMoss @DevinOlsenn

@scotsrule08 Is 1,000 miles Canadian like 800 miles US? 😂

Good morning from Day 2 of our Canadian coast-to-coast autonomous drive! ☀️ Yesterday we made it from Vancouver, BC to Medicine Hat, Alberta, covering 814 miles / 1,310 km with zero disengagements or interventions. Today’s goal: 1,000 miles. Follow along with the tracker @wholemars put together for us here: fsddb.com/trackers/canad… Big thanks to our sponsors @EVject @TesCamStudio, FSD-Merch.com and @DriveTeslaca @DavidMoss @DevinOlsenn

@JoNationLive God bless your Dad and you @JoNationLive 🫶

This was my dad. He fought for the country he loved, like many before and after him. What he saw during his service broke him. He never talked about it until the last few months of his life. What he shared sounded made up, and I didn’t believe him—I thought it was the pain meds. When he died, he had three names with phone numbers in his wallet. I called all three looking for answers. They wouldn’t share his rank or what he did, but all three said the same thing: “Your father was a hero, and it was a pleasure serving under him.” To this day, I don’t know exactly what he did because his personal file is classified. Today we remember and pay respect to those who endured terrible things in the hope we wouldn’t have to. 🙏🏻

@MyTeslaMoonship 😂

@ehuna 😝

Husband had to remind me that we had eggs in the back of my MYP and we couldn't do any zoomies on the way home. I turned on FSD. The eggs arrived home safely and not scrambled.