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Armand “Mondo” Duplantis has broken his own world record again, now for the 15th time. He usually raises the bar by the smallest margin possible, and each record reportedly earns him another $100,000. The question is: how high can he go…

My wife and I were talking about what we’d do if we ever got a house with a bigger backyard. She asked, “If we had the space, what kind of dog would you want to get?” I said, without missing a beat, “A three-legged wirehaired pointing griffon named Barnaby who is afraid of linoleum flooring.” She put down her coffee mug and stared at me. “A three-legged pointing griffon? Named Barnaby?” “I just think it’s a noble breed,” I said defensively. She opened her laptop and went straight to the county animal shelter website. Three clicks later, she turned the screen around. “Is this Barnaby?” There he was. Missing a back left leg. Bio said: “Sweet boy, hates shiny floors.” I started sweating. “Did you go visit this dog?” she asked, crossing her arms. Long pause. “…Maybe once. Just to see if he liked string cheese.” “When did you do that?” “Last Saturday when I told you I was getting the oil changed.” We are picking Barnaby up on Thursday, but I now have to provide a printed receipt every time I take the car to Jiffy Lube.

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