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@elSenorPluto

Quiet storm. Ghetto child. Memento Mori. RTs = Encourage debate. "One thing we all adore Something worth dying for ...

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Ripe Plantain™@elSenorPluto·
@troublezemaker @autocareplusng Take the 2017 Rav4, cause you can manually lock the 4x4 when needed and it has higher ground clearance and better components placements. But overall, the type of tyres you use is more important than all that when driving in muddy and flooded terrains.
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Trouble Maker@troublezemaker·
@autocareplusng My bro, Is this car rugged enough to handle muddy roads? I'm thinking of getting one instead of a 2017 RAV4. I'm not sure the 2017 RAV4 can handle water wahala.
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The mechanic@autocareplusng·
Sourced and vetted this sharp Honda CRV 2009 for a returning client that wanted a rugged car to swim in Lekki flood. 🤭 His beautiful ML350 will stay home and this will thread the dangerous Lekki Rivers after heavy rain fall. Amazing buy at 6.4M. then 500k For repairs and maintenance. For shock Absorbers front and back Oil servicing Gear servicing Steering pump change Spark plug change Brake pad change . And other minor things we needed to do to get the car in top shape .
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The mechanic@autocareplusng

Habibi, that ML350/GLE 305 is the perfect starter pack for a luxury vehicle. A sturdy engine, reliable gearbox, and a stunning interior with sleek finishing. It doesn’t break down easily once you source and vet a clean unit and keep up with scheduled maintenance and proper car care. Sourced and vetted this 2013 ML350 for ₦22,400,000+.

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Kango@KangoInversor·
Ayer hablaba con un amigo que trabaja para una empresa que hace trading con el petróleo aquí en España Los cabrones tienen pantallas con el clima de los países árabes , tráfico de barcos, sus inventarios… es imposible competir contra ellos, cualquier cosa que hagamos en los futuros es puro gambling
kuno@kunoo

Me managing my $180 portfolio

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Ripe Plantain™@elSenorPluto·
@AbujaxQueen @Nacee67_Yaw After Gaddafi govt was ousted, cheap high-grade military hardware flooded the black market. I remember in some groups on FB & TG around 2015, people were advertising rocket launchers for sale, for like $100 in libya. That's why it's still f*** Obama til today. 51-49.
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Ripe Plantain™@elSenorPluto·
@AbujaxQueen @Nacee67_Yaw What we call the northern border are simply lines on paper. It's 1,500 km of open space. The routes cut across Niger/Chad into states like Sokoto & Zamfara. Cheap military hardware from ousted Libya govt is what turned local criminal gangs into heavily armed, lethal syndicates.
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Ripe Plantain™@elSenorPluto·
@Viperstar666 @Mrbankstips I'm not talking about her in particular, but don't be fooled by anyone "singing live". We have pitch correction (autotune) and other vocal plugins that are usually run live. Basically, I'm saying modern live sets can make anybody sound x3 better -as if they're in the studio.
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Viper@Viperstar666·
@Mrbankstips And someone just said to my ears that she don’t have voice , I almost murdered someone today 💔
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Elder 📶@youngelder01·
@ChuksEricE You get Rx 350 still go de kidnap for a share of 1.5m madness! Sell your Rx you go still see better money use start biz if na sakpa make you go join kidnapping smh.
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CHUKS 🍥@ChuksEricE·
“The kidn@pped victim paid ₦8 million rånsom, but our leader in the kidn@pping gang only gave me ₦1.5 million. We have released the woman we kidn@pped at the vegetable market in Benin City on Sunday.” — Man who owns the red vehicle used in the kidn@pping confesses to the crime, while listing names of other gang members.
CHUKS 🍥@ChuksEricE

“Don’t take my simplicity for granted.” – Edo State Governor Monday Okpebholo warns sûspected kidn@ppers linked to the Vegetable Market kidn@pping and the Lagos–Benin Expressway, as well as c√ltists and others, while proposing de@th by hanging at Ring Road Roundabout as the suspects were paraded by security operatives.

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Fahad Amir@FahadAmirN·
I SUMMARIZED THIS EXCHANGE 🇿🇦: We are against illegals in SA 🇳🇬: But I am not illegal 🇿🇦: We don’t want foreigners who take our jobs 🇳🇬: I created jobs for South Africans 🇿🇦: We just want you to leave our country even if you created jobs & are documented 🇳🇬: No problem, pay what I invested, I will leave 🇿🇦: We will see you on June 30th NOTE: That business might get destroyed & the owner killed if this issue is not handled swiftly.
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Machiavelli Bot@UnmodernmanBot·
A lot of men create enemies by telling the truth in the most humiliating way possible. If you want influence inside real hierarchies, learn how to disagree without making the other person feel reduced, because once ego gets involved, people stop responding to logic and start defending pride.
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DonAza@DonAzag·
"Tinubu said: '...why should I make laws that favour free and fair election, if you don't want to vote don't vote. Who say you must vote. You can sleep in your house that day. If only three people that vote for me, I win." If you take a letter to INEC, they would call Villa. If they say don't collect they won't collect and if they ask them to collect they would collect because INEC is controlled from Aso Rock" - Prince Adeboyo
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Nic Munoz@nic_munoz·
Elon on Speed “I always tell the teams: compress the timeline. Take a 10 year plan and try to do it in 6 months. You’ll probably fail, but you’ll be so far ahead of everyone else that it doesn’t matter. Most companies move at a glacial pace. We try to move at the speed of light.”
Nic Munoz@nic_munoz

Speed is of Essence

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Harry Da Diegot@trigottista·
Peter Obi: “I will remove subsidy and the criminals involved” Tinubu rush go remove subsidy leave criminals like himself 😂😂😂
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Ripe Plantain™@elSenorPluto·
Blue tick accounts on twitter NG are getting me nauseous. Steadily pulling out fairy tales from their anal sphincters at any chance they can. Starting to feel like I'm on LinkedIn. Any and everything you can imagine have already happened to them. And it all happened last week.
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Ripe Plantain™@elSenorPluto·
@Big_Mck In this case, you don't know what you're talking about. Yes of course Wike would meet Tinubu during a presidential race. Who is more influential than Tinubu in the South-West in 2019? But Wike being Governor, and you're trying to oust him with a (illegal) SOE declaration? Lol 😂
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Biggest Mack@Big_Mck·
Bruh take it from me, if Wike was governor under Tinubu, Tinubu would have still removed him like Fubara and nothing will happen. In 2019 (true story, as told by Wike himself), Wike (PDP) went to the same Tinubu (APC) to beg him for support to unseat Buhari. Tinubu told him to forget it if Atiku was the alternative. This time Tinubu wasn’t even the president, yet Wike recognized his power to install one. Now think about when he now has the direct powers himself. The truth is there’s no governor the presidency can’t rubbish if it wants to. Anything any governor does anywhere is cos the presidency allows it.
SizZzle. 😎🇳🇬@n6oflife6

Random Question; Hey guys, Pls help me Answer this question. We have a small Argument going on Here. Do you think if Nyesom WIKE was still governor of Rivers state the President can Remove him from Office for 6 months and replace him with a Military Administrator? 🧐🤷🏽‍♂️

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Ripe Plantain™@elSenorPluto·
@curtisblowz @Big_Mck In this case, that's a lie. I'm 100% Wike won't move an inch. Yes that president can declare a SOE, but he CAN'T remove the governor under any circumstance, even in a SOE. What Tinubu did in Rivers is illegal. Wike would've simply refused, based on it being illegal. Simple.
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çardinal ¥@curtisblowz·
@Big_Mck People still dont understand the Power of a Nigerian President in that 1999 constitution. They dont even make out time to read or research. Presidents around the world envy Nigerian president. That constitution gives NIGERIAN PRESIDENTS “ABSOLUTE POWER” like a creator in Flesh..
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Ripe Plantain™@elSenorPluto·
@n6oflife6 I'm 100% Wike won't move an inch. Yes the president can declare a SOE, but he CAN'T remove a governor under any circumstance, even in a SOE. What Tinubu did in Rivers is illegal. Wike would've simply refused, based on it being illegal. Simple. Sim is just a weakling.
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SizZzle. 😎🇳🇬
SizZzle. 😎🇳🇬@n6oflife6·
Random Question; Hey guys, Pls help me Answer this question. We have a small Argument going on Here. Do you think if Nyesom WIKE was still governor of Rivers state the President can Remove him from Office for 6 months and replace him with a Military Administrator? 🧐🤷🏽‍♂️
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Ripe Plantain™@elSenorPluto·
@Jaywears @n6oflife6 You don't understand SOE according to Nigerian law. Yes the president can declare a SOE, but he CAN'T remove the governor under any circumstance, even in a SOE. What Tinubu did in Rivers is illegal. Wike would've simply refused, based on it being illegal. Simple.
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John Moses Temitope@Jaywears·
@n6oflife6 There is nothing a governor can do if the president decided to suspend the governor. Don't you know why they call the president GCFR ? Who is Wike if the president decides to suspend him ?
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Ripe Plantain™@elSenorPluto·
@Mrombudsmann_ @Dunuprinceton @n6oflife6 You're the one that don't understand SOE according to Nigerian law. Yes that president can declare a SOE, but he CAN'T remove the governor under any circumstance, even in a SOE. What Tinubu did in Rivers is illegal. Wike would've simply refused, based on it being illegal. Simple.
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Dr. Ombudsman@Mrombudsmann_·
@Dunuprinceton @n6oflife6 U guys are just funny. U think State of emergency rule needs permission from the Governor??🤣🤣🤣 U wan use Federal government play?
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Morayita@moriah_bridges·
The most manipulative but effective thing I’ve ever done in my life was when I read an article about how children moderate their behavior to protect their self-identity, so if a child believes he’s smart, for example, he’ll intentionally study and try to do well to protect his image of himself. Anyway, I would pull kids aside with behavioral issues at church and tell them, “David (obviously fake name), you’re such a kind person and such a good listener. I can see that in you. Thank you for always listening.” “Little Annie, thank you for taking such good care of the babies around you. You’re going to be such a good big sister. Can you be in charge of watching Sally?” They would ALWAYS behave afterward. ALWAYS. Worked like a charm. Morally questionable because it wasn’t initially true, but I kind of willed it into existence. Tbf, I did think that they had that in them or I wouldn’t have tried. Will publish longitudinal results of this method once my kid is old enough to report back.
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Perry E. Metzger
Perry E. Metzger@perrymetzger·
In the ancient world, the way many people gained great wealth was by forming gangs of strong men, beating up their neighbors, and taking their stuff. People still speak with admiration of men like Alexander the Great and Julius Caesar, but they were little better than gangsters who enriched themselves through armed robbery. This was a negative sum game, and assured that people remained poor and unhappy for thousands of years. Eventually, however, we figured out that respecting each other’s rights, building things, and trading meant that we could play positive sum games instead. We could increase the amount of wealth, and all would benefit. As a result, we moved from living in unheated shacks to living in what our ancestors would’ve thought of as paradise in only a few hundred years. However, there are still people out there who think that beating someone up and taking their stuff is a really great idea. It is the great task of our civilization to shun such people, as they are not fit to be part of society.
they/them might be giants ☭@babadookspinoza

If we liquidated Elon Musk as a financial entity we could each pocket $3,000. Just putting that out there. 3K. Not bad.

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