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The Fern

@el_P2do

Anime, movies, gaming and pets. SDA, Theta Alpha class, Founding Chapter. Well educated and always ready to prove you wrong 🥊

San Jose, CA Katılım Aralık 2012
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The Fern
The Fern@el_P2do·
@Rhymestyle Prove me wrong guy. Ive played it for 300 hrs. In ranked, when I go first, all hand traps. When I go second, a perfect going first hand with a handtrap during draw phase. Do not waste ur time with this simulator!
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rhyme@Rhymestyle·
this might be the craziest/worst take i ever read in regards to MD
The Fern@el_P2do

@Rhymestyle Wow ppl are barely catching on to how MD functions? If youve spent a ton of money in the game you get game winning hands. If you haven’t the RNG screws you over every time. The game is garbage!

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The Fern
The Fern@el_P2do·
@Rhymestyle Wow ppl are barely catching on to how MD functions? If youve spent a ton of money in the game you get game winning hands. If you haven’t the RNG screws you over every time. The game is garbage!
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The Fern
The Fern@el_P2do·
@CryptoMikli His entire career is him vlogging himself going to bars and picking up women (who usually have a bf). Hypocrite!
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Mikli@CryptoMikli·
Clavicular says chasing girls and going on dates is a complete waste of time and makes your life worse "I don't like when people put too much focus on getting girls as the reason they looksmax, because chasing tail is really not gonna get you anywhere. You could become the most successful slayer and have the best game ever, sleep with a different girl every night, but your life will really not change, and in a lot of regards it'll get worse" "That's sort of what I experienced. It's a mega waste of time just talking to girls, going out on dates and stuff like that"
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The Fern
The Fern@el_P2do·
@RicFromSSS All these people have no taste and are easily entertained. You are objectively correct, just because something is labeled a kids film does not mean it should have a skin-thin plot and one-dimensional characters. Puss in Boots: The Last Wish is my favorite “kids movie.”
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SpeedSuperSonic@RicFromSSS·
The argument of “it’s a kids movie, you were expecting something of quality!?” Is inherently disrespectful to filmmaking as an art form and easily debunked by the countless “kids films” of exceptional quality.
SpeedSuperSonic@RicFromSSS

Just gonna say it, the Mario movie was one of the most soulless & bland pieces of entertainment I ever watched. An hour and a half of a recognizable IP’s iconography being shoved in your face with no real story, character development or anything to connect with emotionally.

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The Fern
The Fern@el_P2do·
@Da7_Tech Hey man, relax. I was Xbox for 15 years and the PS5 was a welcome switch with the decline of Xbox. Exclusives ranging from great to phenomenal and solid performance (from my base PS5 of 5 years). Xbox isnt even a contender anymore and Nintendo is the only real competition.
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Da7em@Da7_Tech·
This generation of PlayStation has been one of the worst in gaming history, and I'll tell you exactly why. Sony has released almost nothing that actually justifies upgrading to a new console — Spider-Man 2 being the one exception. Most people are still playing online games that run perfectly fine on last-gen hardware. If it weren't for that, nobody would have a reason to buy the PS5 at all. Then there's PS Plus — overpriced, underwhelming, and shoved down your throat just to play online. You can't even touch multiplayer without paying them first. A friend of mine couldn't play Split Fiction with me because he didn't have a PS Plus subscription, even though I already owned the game. Think about that. Who actually owns the console here — you or Sony? And the hardware situation is embarrassing. Someone jailbroke a PS5, threw Linux on it, and got performance nearly identical to the PS5 Pro. That tells you everything. The gap between the PS5 and the PS5 Pro is mostly software and AI upscaling tricks — not real hardware. Sony is artificially holding back performance and charging you $1,000 for a console that'll be obsolete in a year or two. And the controller? The DualSense is one of the most expensive controllers on the market and still ships with bad joystick components that wear out constantly. I personally know someone who's bought four of them. This is exactly why switching to PC isn't a luxury — it's a necessity. On PC, you own your games. You play on your terms. No subscriptions, no paywalls, no artificial locks. You want ray tracing? Turn it on. You want higher frames over better visuals? Your call. You want to play a game from 2003 next to a game from 2025? Go ahead. No compatibility issues. No company deciding what you're allowed to run or when. On PC, you don't need an Xbox AND a PlayStation. You don't split your money across multiple subscriptions that give you nothing back. You know exactly where every dollar goes. And speaking of where your money goes — when you buy PlayStation, you're funding a company that has spent this entire generation actively disrespecting its audience. Muscular female leads shoehorned into male-built worlds. Weak, hollow male characters. Beloved IPs gutted to push an agenda. Ghost of Tsushima. The Last of Us Part II — a game that could've been a masterpiece, thrown away to serve an ideology. Sony took "For the Players" as a slogan and spent years doing the exact opposite. I'm done with it. Sony doesn't deserve your money, your time, or your loyalty. The door to PC is open — walk through it.
PlayStation@PlayStation

Important price update for PS5 and PlayStation Portal: play.st/47LYrP9

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The Fern
The Fern@el_P2do·
@ashtancx4 That movie suuuucked, not a single actual scare throughout.
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st☆rgirl@ashtancx4·
the movie undertone is getting allegations of opening portals and allowing spirits into your body and home, oh we are so back!!!
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The Fern@el_P2do·
@thecalieffect No matter your strategy…5 normal summons ONLY in your deck! I usually find that ratio to be perfect for them to start in your hand ✋🏽
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Leon | TheCaliEffect
Leon | TheCaliEffect@thecalieffect·
Give me some common YGO deck building advice?
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The Fern@el_P2do·
@nonregemesse I saw this exact post word for word regarding Timothee Chalamet yesterday. These bots are getting good at engagement farming!
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🏛 𝐒𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 🏛
I actually saw Michael B. Jordan at a grocery store in Los Angeles once. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, "Oh, like you're doing now?" I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you need to pay for those first." At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When he took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to prevent any electrical infetterence," and then turned around and winked at me. I don't even think that's a word. After he scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
CNN@CNN

Michael B. Jordan has won the Oscar for best actor in a leading role. Follow live updates: cnn.it/4bsFDW7

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Princess Isadora@spoil_isadora·
Omg I just took my sneakers off at the gym to stretch after my leg day & my socks and shoes smell so stinky 😭 hit me right in the face
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【公式】GAME CENTER 第2支店
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The Fern
The Fern@el_P2do·
@tdawgsmitty So glad I jumped ship when I did. Was Xbox for over a decade and saw their downfall a mile away, PS5 all the way now!
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TDAWG@tdawgsmitty·
Went to buy resident evil on Xbox at target. This is pathetic man. There’s no games
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Tombox@mst_tombox·
Did I plus? I love chibi art eating secret rare slots and NOT Dark Magician of Destruction.
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JeffThrow@jeffthrowcards·
only took 36 walmarts but we did it
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galzo@galzoTCG·
Masterpiece.
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The Fern@el_P2do·
@fable Took so long nobody cares anymore. Xbox is and has been dead as a brand for over 5 years. Nothing you show will revive this failure of a console.
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The Fern
The Fern@el_P2do·
@FatesHyperSpace Yea i deleted that crap after testing a deck for irl. Its objectively the worst ranked simulator in existence, and theres nothing else to do.
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The Fern
The Fern@el_P2do·
@esterezw U sit there with a straight face saying you spend $3000 for travel each month and then wonder why you have no money left? Such a stupid post.
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esther@esterezw·
$10k/mo is nothing. -$2,000 rent -$200 utilities -$1,100 food -$200 gifts -$3,000 travel -$1,000 shopping -$1,800 investing you're left with $700. aim bigger.
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The Fern@el_P2do·
@cessonmute AI fakepost, seen ts on numerous accounts 🥱
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@cessonmute·
so i recently went on a date. everything was going great… until the bill showed up. he leans in and says, trying to sound casual, “hey, you cool with us just splitting this?” i nearly laughed. instead, i smiled and said, “it’s okay, i’ve got it. i’ll save us the awkward moment,” put my card down, and left. blocked him before the night even ended. if you ask someone out and plan the date, but hesitate when the check arrives, that tells me everything i need to know
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The Fern@el_P2do·
@GTASixInfo Gunplay is so basic, just quickfire and u always win. Enemies had zero variety, basic gunslingers.
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GTA 6 Info@GTASixInfo·
Name one BAD thing about this game
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