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@PorosHalangID Kalau pemain Utd ga bakal dapat penalti itu, karena kontak nya tidak cukup buat jatuh.

Beknya ☠️🫣

@UtdPride Kereeen lah kmu

This is one of my biggest dreams. Is it yours too?

@ThatmovieGuru @PrimeScene1 What movie

@PrimeScene1 Don’t watch alone you will masturbate Bedspacer Karinyo Brutal Room Service Palipat-lipat, Papalit-palit Pantasya Ni Tami Dilig Salawahan Katas Takas Salitan Kabit Salisihan Eks Kapalit Kalikot Mapanukso Rita Kasalo TL Balinsasayaw Init

@_Afcbanks Small mentaity Bad champions

I thought they were injured?🤭😹😹😹 x.com/StanSportFC/st…

@erseee_ Bisa kalau ada jangkar pelindung mrk dua

Makin ngejelasin kalo mereka nggak cocok main bareng. Mainoo: defensif lemah, lambat cover, rawan di transisi lawan butuh partner protektif Anderson: kreatif & ofensif, tapi ga bisa nutup kelemahan Mainoo. Tipikal match yg bakalan kalah 4-0 vs Brentford, 3-0 lawan Atalanta.

@Utdbeni Laurent Blanc is spesial

No Ferguson student is tactically good as a manager, all they know is vibes football. May be I have to wait to check if Ronaldo will be a manager or not.

@CFCJnR Cole so stupid

Watch Mainoo here, and this is why Enzo and Cole cannot play together in midfield. Chelsea will never progress that way.

@RisingGemsz Ndiaye £120m 😂 Remember Manchester Utd TAX

I can't lie, I really like the idea of us signing Iliman Ndiaye. Premier League proven winger, so there’s virtually no risk involved. Top-tier 1-v-1 specialist, and when you look at the crazy €100m price tag Leipzig have put on Diomande, going for Ndiaye just makes total sense to me.

@PorosHalangID Dosa ke Maguire loh

Katanya Konsa & Guehi lebih baik dari Maguire. Masih lebih bagus Big Sam ketimbang Thomas Tuchel. 🥵👍

@England @wembleystadium Please @ManUtd dont hire Tuchel. So Overrated.

Our March camp ends with a defeat to Japan at @WembleyStadium.

@Shinx_Jr @sosmedkeras Astaga bang, kalau dia mau makan apa sja, ambil aja terserah dia mah. Dia senang, kt ikut senang. Apalagi makanan 15rb an

@sosmedkeras Lebay ah kalau sakit hati.. Gw juga bakal nanya "buat apa?". Karena tipe makanan Yg lw ambil bukan Yg umumnya dimakan sendiri karena buat gw roti tawar itu biasanya buat rame2.. Pasti akan lain reaksinya kalau lw ambilnya yg emang buat sendiri misal roti coklat, es krim dll..

@FrankEra_ €100m 😂

Elliot Anderson is one of the best midfielders in the world. My jaw is just open watching him. Every action has purpose. He’s so intelligent.

@Utdtruthful @talkSPORT Becks back Carrick!

🚨🗣️ David Beckham: “The last few months [at Man United] have been a lot MORE comfortable than the last TEN years to be honest. It's been tough over that time”. #MUFC [@talkSPORT] ❤️

@NoushardMUFC Mou LvG EtH Gues what?

Carrick – 48% win rate Nagelsmann – 64% win rate Carrick – 189 games managed Nagelsmann – 400+ games Carrick – 44 years Nagelsmann – 38 years Carrick – no trophies Nagelsmann – Bundesliga, DFL Super Cup Carrick – managed Middlesbrough Nagelsmann – Hoffenheim, Leipzig, Bayern, Germany These are the basics. So before picking a manager, at least be informed about who you’re comparing. Because it doesn’t add up… If Amorim was getting cooked for a 31% win rate, how does 48% suddenly become better than 64%? Unless we’re just being hypocritical.

🚨🚨BREAKING NEWS: The return of Jesus is closer than ever! Retweet to remind someone on your timeline

@FrankEra_ Wayne Rooney Carlos Tevez Michael Carrick

Matheus Cunha Bryan Mbeumo Sandro Tonali Finally, my football club have focused their strategy on signing Premier League elite.

Apakah benar lebih sering mengeluarkan sperma bisa bikin pria jadi lebih subur? Ini adalah pertanyaan menarik yang muncul akibat munculnya penelitian terbaru 2026 ini. Penelitian ini menunjukkan bahwa semakin lama sperma "disimpan" sebelum ejakulasi, dapat membuat kualitas sperma menjadi lebih buruk. Perburukan kualitas tersebut meliputi kerusakan DNA, stress oksidatif, hingga gangguan pergerakan sperma. Hal tersebut bisa terjadi karena sperma yang "disimpan" di tubuh akan mengalami penuaan dan kualitasnya menurun drastis. Ejakulasi lebih sering, baik melalui aktivitas seksual atau masturbasi, dapat “membersihkan” sperma rusak dan meningkatkan peluang kehamilan alami maupun IVF. Semoga bermanfaat! Sumber: Sanghvi (2026). Sperm storage causes sperm senescence in human and non-human animals.

@DoankWarto 1,3,5,6 Biarkan itu 4 org yg tanding terserah nanti yg mana

Kamu dukung siapa?

@speedlinexx Overrated in footbal history

🚨 Big developments could be on the horizon for Manchester City… Fresh reports suggest that if the club were to be expelled from the Premier League, there’s no guarantee they’d land in the English Football League structure at all. In a worst-case scenario, City could be forced to restart much lower down the football pyramid , potentially as far as non-league. 😳 There’s also growing speculation around Pep Guardiola and his future. If serious sanctions are confirmed, questions will naturally be asked about whether he stays or walks away from the project. Meanwhile, after recent action taken against Chelsea FC by The Football Association, attention is turning firmly toward when a final decision on City’s case will arrive. For now, it remains a waiting game — but the potential consequences being discussed are massive, and could reshape English football as we know it.

@pujanggakuluk @pacesweet69 Ini jg boleh

@pacesweet69 Ikutan bang