tim is different now🥰

261 other forms of bread in the house and my 7 yr old has to eat the hot dog bun sandwich when there has previously been a 1:1 bun:dog ratio and my ADHD brain is *REELING*

@neverkassie 🎂🎂🎂

All this cake for dessert?

@socalledcharlie I knew it!

This is absolutely about you!!

I wonder if we ever think about each other at the same time.

@socalledcharlie 🫂🫂🫂

I might look okay on the outside but I’m not okay. It’s hard for me to see a future anymore. I don’t know where to go from here. I didn’t plan for anything else.

@teameffujoe @lastlineshow Wait, so you’re a criminal and a little piss boy? 🤣🤣🤣

@lastlineshow Try getting electrocuted by two separate guns at the same time after being woken out of a sleep after a night of drinking. You’ll piss.

If you’re a grown man and you can’t bench 135lbs, you are not a grown man.

@teameffujoe @MichelleB283 Are you insinuating that you’re not a bigot?

@MichelleB283 Ahhh there’s the jew hating. I knew it would show up sooner or later. Why not just say you’re a bigot and keep it simple?

We don’t have to support the bad ideas just because Trump did them. We can criticize the bad ones.

@ChloeCondon @learnwdaniel @Workato @wowpresentsplus YES PLEASE

@learnwdaniel @Workato @wowpresentsplus HAHAHAHA OMG IMAGINE 🤣 Just me writing scripts for Rusicals full-time

Hi y'all 👋🏼 I got a new job- I'm now working at @Workato! We've been pretty busy putting together the developer keynote for WOW ( #WorldofWorkato ) in Las Vegas last week! ✨ Here's a little montage I put together to give you an idea of how I felt all week:

@tacticoolgf got dayum

Fine. 😤 Happy pride.

@RoxanaCodes I had a wonderful time! 😊😊😊

Had a great chat with @elchefe this morning! He offered me some great career advice and then we just ranted about parenthood. haha! It felt so nice. ♥️

@tedcruz Luke was actually the one going in there and doing the dirty work while you, ever the coward, never served, never will serve, and would piss yourself if someone so much as looked at you aggressively.

@RepMikeCollins @ChrisVanHollen If only Mikey wasn’t such a coward

Hey @ChrisVanHollen, I went ahead and changed your office plaque for you.

Paying $33 dollars in fees on $58 in tickets to see the @RRExpress in WILD, especially in this economy. There’s absolutely no reason to need to pay that much in service fees per transaction when no humans are involved.

@luke_pighetti @thdxr I’ve been hearing this from a few folks but I dive have any contacts 😕😕😕

cc @elchefe @thdxr

useplunk.com is not delivering emails because AWS shut down their SES integration. do I know anyone at amazon who can help them out? asking because I'm relying on this awesome little platform

@realdocv I’m not, but there’s always room in my heart for you ❤️

Just checking in to see if my Twitter crush is single

The cloud’s hidden costs: @elchefe uncovers how cloud reliance impacts finances, skills, and sustainability. Learn to innovate responsibly at #SCaLE 22x phpa.me/22xreg

@eligaultney @d0rkph0enix Clearly you missed the executive order giving clearances to his staff. They didn’t go through any process. Literally picked these kids and Trump gave them a clearance with exactly no background checks. If you’re not paying attention, you should really avoid commenting.

@elchefe @d0rkph0enix You didn't think they went through a hiring process? How did they come to work for him? How did they get their security clearances then?

The tech people I thought I respected out here cheering on DOGE, who has yet to demonstrate actual fraud a single time, but gleefully plugging in without clearance and downloading fucking everyone’s data with zero oversight from anyone infosec literate. Bootlicking hypocrites.

@eligaultney @d0rkph0enix I know there was an interview process and a background check at least. The same cannot be said for the folks swinging from musk’s balls.

@elchefe @d0rkph0enix Okay, fair enough. And to make sure I understand, you're saying you trust your local DMV worker more than the carefully selected and core group of DOGE? Why is that?

@evanbooth @d0rkph0enix Yeah, like if you want to optimize your infrastructure spend, the smartest people just turn everything off and go HURR DURR ITS EFFICIENT NOW dipshit

@eligaultney @d0rkph0enix The last sentence makes you sound dumb af

Waste is not the same as fraud. There has been lots of waste demonstrated. And I don't get the concern about these folks with security clearances having access to our data. You realize people at the DMV have access to your data, too? Literally tens if not hundreds of thousands of unelected officials have access to your data. I trust DOGE more than Joe at the DMV.

I come back to this hellsite every now and then to check DMs and on accounts that aren't anywhere else, and somehow my For You is nothing but queers, SWs, queer SWs, and militant queer SWs. Like, y'all really trying to get me back in

@spaceghost @angel_0f_deathx @SandyFrizzle the PPV for this would make y'all literally zillions.

@angel_0f_deathx I can’t wait to rent out a seaside cabin with you and @SandyFrizzle and then documenting us trying to build a fire in our fire pit absolutely fucking zooted out of our minds

much to think about!