Josh' Cock and Penis Torture & Co.

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Josh' Cock and Penis Torture & Co.

Josh' Cock and Penis Torture & Co.

@electricgranpa

Asking for capital punishment in court, awaiting the verdict for my unpaid parking tickets

Katılım Eylül 2011
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David Shuster
David Shuster@DavidShuster·
According to Al Jazeera, the Iran deals includes unfreezing billions in Iranian funds, lifting U.S. blockade, pulling U.S. forces away, reopening strait of Hormuz though with tolls to Iran, and allowing Iran to keep its enriched uranium. This would be a total U.S. surrender.
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Science Matters
Science Matters@ScienceMatterzs·
@DavidShuster @MoSenDems This is a terrible take. We are barely giving Iran any cash. Twenty five billion dollars is a drop in the bucket. Quit whining
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Aleks Mehoffer
Aleks Mehoffer@nopeschlesier·
@Teal_mantis @Y40IFRQTTING cos after Sweden got raped by Russia to more or less the same degree, they went from being the most religiously fanatic shithole in Europe to seriously embracing enlightenment + there's a consensus that all that stolen shit didn't play a significant role for Sweden's wealth
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(• ˕ •マ.ᐟ ★
(• ˕ •マ.ᐟ ★@Y40IFRQTTING·
When people talk about the crimes of Sweden they mean Sami colonialism or some shit and not that one time they killed 1/3rd of Poland's population and enslaved the survivors to work in labor camps
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UnprobableP #cubs #dubnation
UnprobableP #cubs #dubnation@UnprobableP·
@_Derek_Morgan @Tazerface16 Schrödinger’s cat is very knowable, the entire point of the thought experiment was to illustrate how the Copenhagen interpretation of wave function collapse does not extend beyond quantum scales. Also, the cat knows whether it’s alive or not.
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Christopher David
Christopher David@Tazerface16·
Question for movie people: If nobody buys a ticket for a screening, do they still play the movie? 🤔
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Current Report
Current Report@Currentreport1·
BREAKING: Italy has officially refused to deploy troops to Greenland and mocked the small NATO presence there, calling it a joke.
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Adriksh
Adriksh@Adriksh·
🇺🇸 USA has Apple. 🇨🇳 China has Huawei. 🇰🇷 South Korea has Samsung. 🇯🇵 Japan has Sony. what does YOUR country have?
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Josh' Cock and Penis Torture & Co.
Josh' Cock and Penis Torture & Co.@electricgranpa·
@ArmchairW My boy what are you going go do now that Russia is running out of money to pay you? Are you gonna have to work at McDonald's or go back to your decorative artillery officer job that you got kicked out of? Better get a tupé on your way to that interview.
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Armchair Warlord
Armchair Warlord@ArmchairW·
(inhales) (exhales) (inhales) What the f-ck did I just read. This is the dumbest, most insane statement, bar none, posted by a Western leader in the entire Ukrainian War. And that is a LOW bar to limbo under considering Trump is competing with Biden and Ursula von der Leyen.⬇️ Let's start from the top. 1. Trump reveals that the US intelligence community is so comically incompetent that he's still trying to figure out what the hell exactly is going on in Ukraine nine months after his inauguration, but he's pretty sure he's got it right this time.* * he doesn't, he's pushing trivially debunked Ukro-propaganda and claiming that he was only pretending to be stupid earlier. 2. Ukraine, with the support of the European Union and the United States, has spent the last three and a half years getting its ass handed to it in increasingly lopsided fashion. 1.7 MILLION killed or missing in action, every exchange of bodies for months at 40+ Ukrainians to a single Russian. The Russians are playing with their food for strategic reasons at this point and laughing while the West bleeds out. There is nothing left to give and no support left to provide, and Trump proposes only to leave the bill with his servile European date while he slips out the fire exit. 3. A "Real Military Power" could apparently have defeated a Ukrainian Army in 2022 that was larger than the US Army - all 75 brigades of it backed by total war conscription and blank check NATO support - in a week. Sure, Trump, you're an idiot. 4. Gas lines in Russia lmao cope. Russia is gonna collapse because the price of gas in summer during an economic boom rose by two rubles. /sarcasm 5. Russia is now the 4th largest economy in the world by purchasing power parity (the actual measure of economic wellbeing), exceeded only by India, China, and the United States (not in that order). Every single indicator of economic wellbeing in Russia has improved over the course of the war. The people of Russia have literally never had it as good as they do in September 2025. 6. Is Trump endorsing Ukrainian conquest and annexation of Russian territory? Although this is clearly a Ukrainian ultranationalist war goal, this prospect is something so insanely provocative that no Western leader has ever seriously suggested it - not while division after Ukrainian division was burning on the steppe trying to keep a toehold in Kursk earlier this year, not during the two-week period in September 2022 when the Ukrainians psyopped themselves into thinking the Russians had collapsed in Kharkov instead of merely redeployed to a more convenient line to kill them on. Y'know what I think happened? Putin probably - finally, at long last - walked away from negotiations, and rather than admit he screwed up badly Trump is now twisting himself into a policy pretzel and pretending that he's gotten FRESH NEW INFORMATION and Ukraine is totally gonna win this. Donald Trump thinks that everyone reading this moronic pronunciamento is not just stupid but gullible and easily manipulated. I trust that you, my dear readers, are none of those things.
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Visioner
Visioner@visionergeo·
‼️‼️‼️🇷🇺✈️🇪🇪 According to POLITICO, Russian Air Force MiG-31K missile-carrying aircraft, shortly after entering Estonian airspace, approached the country’s capital, Tallinn, where they began circling. Following this, Italian F-35 fighter jets were scrambled to intercept and drive them out of the airspace. See the latest updates with us: @visionergeo
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Dann Jolly
Dann Jolly@DannJolly·
The fox bat carries the r37 missile which holds all of the air to air distance kill records in history and that also can carry the khinzal which is the record holder for the fastest missile ever. It's also the fastest jet the currently exists and it retired the SR71 Blackbird when it was released
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Dann Jolly
Dann Jolly@DannJolly·
@visionergeo MIG 31 is as fast as SR 71 Blackbird and carry the r37 which is the longest range air to air missile that has ever achieved kills. What is the F-35 going to do?
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デザインココ
デザインココ@designcoco_t·
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BRUV
BRUV@votebruv·
The UK government accuses the “innocent” while murderers, violent illegals, and corrupt leaders walk free. This is not justice — it's betrayal! They silence us as they destroy Britain. We will NEVER stop fighting for the sake of our homeland! VoteBRUV.co.uk 🇬🇧 @Cobratate @TateTheTalisman
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