Victor Elendu

@lizzy7756 @dammiedammie35 I was introduced into one in march, I did my reassessment and realised it's a scam, I had to tell the guy I'm not interested,now the platform said they should come and pay 10% as tax based on how much their money has grown before withdrawing

@dammiedammie35 A day before this NRC crashed about 4-5 people convinced me to join, they even told me that the platform is doing a promo, that the amount of money you invest would be returned to you the day of withdrawal, I refused and the next day i got the news that it crashed

“NRC has finished me, all my husband’s money is gone” Abeg, which Ponzi scheme be NRC again?

@UnkleAyo @OgbeniDipo I read this in Yoruba damn! Dipo has priced market!

Imagine watching a video like this, hearing international feats of a child like this. And the first thing that comes to your mind, as a 50 year old is to open a space session in order to tear him & his fellow peers down. @OgbeniDipo it will not sound for you.

@UnkleAyo @OgbeniDipo See as person use hand drag his generation into ancestry curse, all because of tribalism, may God have mercy

Unfortunate greetings to you @OgbeniDipo This message is not in anyway intent to educate you, you've descended below the capacity to retain any form of intelligence - it is intended to ridicule you. Absolute wonderkids went to represent the country you claim to love more than us, they excelled wonderfully only for you to dogwhistle your fellow ewedu crooners to a space in order to ridicule them on the grounds of their ethnicity. You and your fellow guttersnipes love to exist in the delusion that you're the most educated tribe - as someone who has twice whatever the height of your academic peak is, no modicum of education shines through you - just bubbles of intellectual fraud & disgusting bìgötry (I added the ami ohun to satisfy your insatiable need for cultural preservation. For years, you hawked CV reviews like your life depended on it - when it stopped putting food on your table, you began to ridicule education to promote the akaranification & kukulization of the economy just because of your new job designation as Dean of Studies, Apoda Twitter. It hurts me personally you know, that a good number of trees have to stay alive just to satisfy the oxygen need for people like you. People like you who play destructive roles in the society, who deserve to be melted into asphalt to fill potholes. People like you are cancerous because your presumed academic journey & perceived exposure allows your to command a certain level audience when the strength of your intelligence can be measured in kilobytes. Whatever Alex has done that you and your insiduous ilk suppose to imitate, celebrate, collaborate or encourage - you're tearing down at the expense of children who have done nothing to you. Just because the covering duvet doesn't have pockets, motorcycles don't have conductors & we cannot put airconditioning units in tricycles - every single effort you commit to will convert to vain. If the owners of the morning agree to initiate your progress, the custodians of the night will stage a protest. We cannot be championing a campaign against olodo uprising only for our first major academic win as a country to surface weeks after - only for proglottides like yourselves to shit on it, just because it satisfies your bìgötry KPIs. It will not be well with you.

@fkeyamo Make them no go ass a assinate this man before election sha

PETER OBI MUST APOLOGISE TO AIRPORT STAFF AND PAY THE FINE FOR WRONG PARKING As the Minister of Aviation, I felt a moral duty to investigate and authenticate the claim made by opposition candidate, Mr. Peter Obi, a few days ago that the tyres of his car were ‘unjustly’ clamped at the airport, suggesting a ‘persecution agenda’ against him by the Federal Government. Politics aside, every Nigerian is entitled to fair treatment under the law. I therefore instituted an internal inquiry over the issue. Luckily enough, the entire Abuja airport is covered by CCTV cameras, real-time, 24/7. But apparently, this fact was unknown to Mr. Peter Obi. Otherwise, perhaps he would have been more circumspect before rushing to the media to cry ‘persecution’. From the recordings, these are the facts: 1. On Saturday, July 4th, 2026, Mr. Obi arrived at the domestic wing of the Nnamdi Azikiwe International Airport Abuja at exactly 20:28 pm, driven by a Policeman. He alighted with two other occupants and went into the terminal building. 2. The Police driver then parked the vehicle, almost blocking the entrance and came out himself and went into the terminal building too. The airport rule is that, apart from the fact that it is a drop-off zone, a driver must remain behind the wheels of the vehicle for it to be tolerated for some time within that zone. Still the vehicle tyres were not clamped. 3. The Policeman came back to the vehicle at about 20:32pm and collected something from the vehicle and went back into the building again, leaving the vehicle unattended to. 4. At this point, the dutiful airport security staff came over and clamped the tyres of the car. In doing this, contrary to the claims by Peter Obi, nobody was inside the car and so nobody knew whether it was his car (not that it should matter, anyway). 5. When the Policeman returned again and discovered the tyres were clamped, he was directed to an office and upon getting there, he called Mr. Peter Obi on his phone and gave the phone to the manager. Mr. Peter Obi then introduced himself and spoke with the manager, peddled his ‘influence’ and requested for the release of the vehicle. His vehicle was then released without him paying the necessary fine. 6. It is important to note that the time the vehicle was parked unattended to in that prohibited zone was about 30 minutes, which constitutes a security risk at an airport by global best practices. What has emerged from this is a clear case of an opposition candidate trying to whip up unnecessary sentiments for a wrong he committed with his driver. The excuse which Mr. Peter Obi gave that there were other offenders too on that day (which is completely false) cannot be an excuse for an individual aspiring to be President of Nigeria. He must live above board. This is a matter that was not even mentioned at all by the airport authorities and had been put to rest. But ever determined to milk any situation to score cheap political points, Mr. Peter Obi decided to go on air to render a false narrative. Therefore, he must also face the consequences of his actions. (I have attached the CCTV footages to this statement for the public to clearly see what transpired.) In the circumstances, consistent with the principle of equality before the law, as Minister of Aviation, I make the following demands on Mr. Peter Obi: 1. That he tenders an unreserved, public apology to those hardworking, ordinary Nigerian workers at the airport, just doing their jobs dutifully and whom he sought to blackmail as his ‘persecutors’. 2. That Mr. Peter Obi voluntarily goes back to the airport and pay the appropriate fine of N25,000 for wrongful parking at the airport for which he used ‘influence peddling’ to bully his way out on that day. He cannot be bigger than the law. If these demands are not met within one week, I will be giving the necessary directives to the Federal Airport Authority of Nigeria (FAAN) to take the next steps against him.

@Symply_rhoda1 I'm a traditional man, as long as your hands remain by your side and doesn't cross boundary , you won't receive the end of the stick, learn to keep your hands off another person , he did well

Nothing about this is funny. No matter the circumstances, a man should never raise his hand against a woman. If your idea of a “real man” is someone who slaps women back, that’s not a flex—it’s a dangerous mindset.

@GloriousGod01 But read it slowly again, he is trading something, his sleep is been traded for money, we all are har**lots but we just trade different parts of our bodies differently, in life there must be time for sacrifices and time to harvest those sacrifices , that is how the world runs

I was on a bike today and got into a conversation with the bike man. I jokingly said I feel really bad for bike men because I feel they don't make enough considering the 300 and 500 naira they mostly charge. He looked at me and said, "I'm currently building my second house and it's from this bike work." I doubted him until he gave me a breakdown. He makes nothing less than 30k daily. On a very good day, like Fridays and Sundays, at least 50k. He said he makes most of that money at night, between 10pm and 2am, especially when he's taking people to the club and bringing them back. For that, they're mostly willing to pay 10x the normal amount as long as they get home. Then he said, "Some of us are not earning well. But few of us who know this job in and out, make cool money." I was speechless all through. Above all, love God.

@TrendingEx Peter mbah gave, is it his money that funded it or the states fund?

Video: Villagers vow to vote for APC after Governor Peter Mbah built an ultra-modern water supply system for the Emene community, ending 30 years without public water supply.

@MeronRapper @Olak4realme @ChuksEricE She must have been promised some funds

@Olak4realme @ChuksEricE It's not about whether she actually makes that amount or not. What you should worry about is the intent of the interviewer. Besides, why would the mama lie about what she makes? Unless the interviewer prepped her from the first interview on what to say just to go viral.

"I'm making ₦2.5 million, yet I'm still standing under the sun? Since I started this corn business, I've never made that kind of money. Nigerians, please help me." — Woman who previously claimed she makes ₦2.5 million every month from selling corn cries out.

@Jaymes3x @ChuksEricE Nigerians have a problem with metrics and measurement , you see someone under the sun and believed she makes close to a million, if you even multiply 1k per corn and prorate it then you don't need to know it's hogwash

@ChuksEricE Some morons was arguing with me that she actually makes it, oya come and see your life on the express. The highest this women make from a bag of corn is. 20k and the don’t even sale a whole in 5days.

@instablog9ja All these people r shameless,no be only 750k, and they said only 5% earn above 500k in Nigeria

I Make ₦750k Monthly Selling Roasted Corn, and Two of My Children Are in Higher Institutions — Ibadan Businesswoman Mrs. Lateef Rukayat, a roadside roasted corn seller in Ibadan, has narrated how she abandoned her hairdressing profession for the roasted corn business to support her family, saying the trade has enabled her to train two of her six children in higher institutions. Speaking with Tribune On The Street, Rukayat said the popular belief that roasted corn requires little capital is no longer true due to inflation. Although a bag of corn, which previously sold for between ₦30,000 and ₦35,000, now costs about ₦15,000, she said traders still spend heavily on transportation, charcoal and packaging materials, making the business difficult to start. “Hairdresser is my hard-earned work; it’s my early dream work, and I did freedom after completion,” she said. “I started roasting corn when my hairdressing business was not moving. All my children are in school, with two of them in higher institutions.” Rukayat disclosed that she ventured into the business in January 2021 with money borrowed through a local lending scheme known as “Network,” saying the loan, which attracted interest, helped her buy her first bag of corn. She added that corn prices have continued to fluctuate since then. “With God’s mercy, on a daily basis, if I borrowed money and got like ₦20,000 to buy corn, I used to earn about ₦25,000 to ₦27,000 daily. From the earnings, I contribute and that’s what I collect in supporting my children’s schooling,” she said. She lamented that roasted corn must be sold fresh, as leftovers lose their taste and are difficult to sell the next day. She also recalled making no profit after increasing the price of corn from ₦200 to ₦400 during a period of high costs because customers stayed away. Rukayat said she has never received a government grant and appealed for lower prices of goods and financial support to help small traders sustain their businesses and cater for their families.

@kokomatic My own is how did all this find a way into the budget that the supposed president prepared or go through

The Adeyemi guy accused Gbaja of collecting money from him in exchange for the position, yet he has provided neither proof nor an employment letter. He claimed that the person who allegedly collected the money on Gbaja’s behalf died last year. Isn’t that crazy enough? But “Gbaja must go” according to some of our people Even court of law will not deal with emotions or fiction, they’ll deal with evidence 💯

@marqueBLU @Big_marvis Double O seven

@Big_marvis So this man had all those events & invited all those people which bold printed banners and tv presentations, went on date sponsored trips, visited efcc, the legislative etc and and somehow nobody at the presidency saw or heard anything about it or thought who the fuck is this guy

The man penetrated the CBN He penetrated the office of SGF He had his way at the National Assembly He was able to do his thing at the budget office All embassies were not left out His staff were enrolled on IPPIS The staff are collecting salary from FG on monthly basis There's more to this, this is not like forgery or impersonation, it is a big issue that must be looked into. President Tinubu should wear his garment of authority and power and do the needful. This is a big embarrassment

@COwamah @MasterBolaji I wonder o

@MasterBolaji If na this brain you dey take hustle, you will be poor perpetually.He himself said we should not pity him because he applied for the job.While calling for Jonathan to resign,he said that the bulk stops on the table of the President. Today he is President and we should let him be

Whatever that may be happening, please leave President Tinubu out of it. Also, Baba is on top of the situation, and everyone responsible will face the consequences of their actions. Again, leave President Tinubu out of it. Leave him out of this.

@phspecials If you no use your head them go use am for you

"In some churches, when people b£at drum, they pay them for b£ating drum. I say, you're b£ating drum, they pay you. That's why you'll never be.... If you are hearing me anywhere in the world, and they pay you for rendering service, I can tell you, you'll never come out of p*v£rty. 'Thou shalt serve the Lord your God, he shall bless your bread and water.' So the moment you serve God and they pay you, the blessing stops. 'And the blessing of the Lord maketh rich,' so you just remain at the level they are paying you. You will never rise. As you see, drummers who receive money never get rich." ~ Pastor David Ibiyeomie says church instrumentalists who are paid for rendering service to God may never be rich.

@Victorsawft @Benking443 Yes I'm actually from Europa...😁

@elenduvic @Benking443 Are you my clone?

We were arguing at the gym about why Twitter has the highest concentration of intelligent people online. One guy who's a nurse in Canada but only uses Instagram, looked at us and said: "I've never seen anybody on Facebook who can match that Ayofe guy in foolishness." We just ended the argument cos nobody can recover from that statement. Keep it up my brother. 🙌

@kenkenlewu She's daydreaming,Nigerian divorce laws doesn't work that way, she's going with nothing

“Married at 19, divorced at 24, collected half of his property” 🙄🙄 A viral video currently making rounds shows Regina dancing while a caption reads allledgedly: “Married at age 19, divorced at 24, collect half of his property.” Wait… is this not the same Regina Daniels who once said she and Ned were not legally married, meaning she wouldn’t need a divorce to leave? Ned has multiple wives. If Regina alone collected half of his wealth after divorce, what happens to the other wives if they also decide to leave? Divide the remaining half again? 🤔

@ashiedu_victor They don't knw

My wife asked my boy to write numbers 1-300. When he got to 129 he said after that is 300. I was monitoring him so I said it’s not correct that he should think well. He said “oh it’s 130”. I said that’s correct. Then he said “300 is very far daddy” “it will take me all day and night to get to 300” Oga you still get dy/dx for front oh. Even Almighty formula de front. You de complain for 300. 😆 You better write am finish.

@thecableng I sorry for those who use this man as a spiritual father called daddy, better know your God by yourself , this era if you no use your head, them go use am for you and it won't be palatable

‘He has done his bit’ — Adeboye defends Tinubu over insecurity Enoch Adeboye, general overseer of the Redeemed Christian Church of God (RCCG), has defended President Bola Tinubu against criticism over insecurity. Speaking at the US-Nigeria faith heroes award gala organised by the Save Nigeria Group on June 23 in Washington, Adeboye said Tinubu has fulfilled his responsibility by directing the military and should not be expected to fight on the frontlines. thecable.ng/he-has-done-hi…

@abdullahayofel If you use this kind of brain raise kids,you are doing a disservice to the world and to your kit n kin

If you fry akara in a good location, after all cost, you make N20/akara and you sell 500 pieces per day. That is N10k/day, N60k/6 day week and N240k/month. Better than bank job.