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Spring fashion.

@TheTotallyShow Nachos on a Pizza Crouch surely

This is the best player nickname in ages 🍕

@FootballCliches Translated from Filipino eh

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WOW

@thefridgeman Fall

Any ideas for a caption?

@ILoveSnooker_ @juddtrump Dat pink

Judd Trump did this today 😎 #snooker #ilovesnooker @juddtrump

@retrofootballnw @Pompey @SouthamptonFC Lead to the outlawing of goalposts made from electrical tape

The old First Division in 1987. And we're off to Fratton Park for a local derby. @Pompey vs. @SouthamptonFC #Pompey #SaintsFC

@DaftLimmy Could say you're a bit... Fond of it

Had a skoosh of Obsession at the airport. Nothing will put me off that aftershave. Don't care if it's dated or anything like that. Lovely.

@StanCollymore Go to the Cat Café and get some cat love

So the Cannock Villa/England Euro 2024 tour is now in Aachen, on the Belgian/Dutch border. Want to watch Belgium in Belgium, Holland in Holland around England games. Walked around Aachen today, saw this. Think they're trying to tell me something..

@robertflorence What's heavier a kilo of feathers or steel belter man

I’ve been in the TV comedy sketch writing game for 27 years. Jesus! Sometimes people ask me my favourite sketches. Here in this thread - my Top 5. My Top 5 Comedy Sketches of ALL time.

@shitbritishpics Council estate Ocean Colour Scene

James Buckley of The Inbetweeners joins Ocean Colour Scheme on stage during BT London Live at Hyde Park in London, United Kingdom (2012)

@prodnose The best of Bowie 1 & 2

Come on. Which 2 Bowie albums did I keep when I sold all my albums recently? I wager - like the PM - no one will get this.

@bbboatclub Or Live View on Google maps?

This is like in real life when I used to hold a map up to get places

@SP1nightonly @BBCTwo @ReeceShearsmith @Markgatiss @JeremyDyson I didn't force her

Happy 25th anniversary to #TheLeagueofGentlemen which first aired 9.30pm on @BBCTwo this very day in 1999.

@FaildVideo @dailydoseofinte Greedy more like

Bro looks so hungry 😂

@DaftLimmy Pish

Hello folks, I'm back on Twitter! How's it going?

@JohnnyThomson2 And saving money is the least important change in the end!

 Today’s the day I celebrate my 17th sobriety anniversary. That’s 6208 days without alcohol. Had I spent £80 week on alcohol (which I suspect might be higher with today’s prices) That means I’ve saved nearly 70k on booze If you want to stop give it a go It’s changed my life.

@bbboatclub thought a stonesman such as yourself might appreciate this... Shtones aplenty up that way

@Rubberbandits I had Damsen jam in Tulla (maybe Flappers) for the first time in probably 30 years and recognised it instantly

New podcast. I went to buy a bicycle in a ghost town and ended up tethering wifi in a graveyard. I found the grave of a man buried with the pigs who ate him in the ruins of a 1400 year old church beside a sacred well that cures the eyes. open.spotify.com/episode/1P0YqL…

@Glinner Why is it as Gaeilge?!

I am also seeking legal advice on this.

So @DulwichHamletFC is allowing its fans to publish stickers calling for me to be subjected to violence because I support women's rights and stand against the mutilation of children in gender clinics.