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@adsurgeon @hyros_official

Metas tracking is GOD AWFUL It genuinely only pulls data from 1/3 sales when I can clearly see on Shopify it came from paid ads This is ruining our ability to see which creatives are profitable or not Does anybody have a fix for this that isn’t going to cost an arm and a leg?

@oliviaakory lol!!!! Amen!!!! Mine just keeps turning off the campaigns

Meta is 100% running an experiment on how shitty the Ads Manager experience can get without impacting revenue. It’s brilliant.

@BHeathMarketing !!!!! I thought it was just me! Kept turning off my assets on its own

Add Manager is full of bugs. If your campaign is behaving strangely, recreate it

@BeardyBrandon Fast for couple of days. It’s almost certainly what you eat.

Anyone else just... tired, a LOT? Like, I sleep 8 hours a night, more or less. Eat super clean. Workout, steps, etc. But I yawn 50+ times a day. Anyone else? Any tips?

@EddChalk CLOUT

My OpenClaw ships banger ad briefs while I sleep. Production-ready briefs. Scored. Validated through a QA skill tree. And I am going to show you how to set it up in return for a little bit of clout Here's what's actually running while I'm asleep. OpenClaw has a skill graph. Three AI agents connected in sequence — each one feeds the next, and nothing moves forward until it passes. The first agent is pure research. It's scraping the Meta Ad Library pulling 5–10 active competitor ads, extracting repeating hooks, mapping visual patterns, documenting copy structures, and analysing CTA approaches (offer vs urgency vs curiosity). At the same time it's running Golden Pain Extraction — pulling verbatim emotional language from Amazon 3-star reviews, Reddit threads, TikTok comments on competitor videos, and customer service logs. Not summaries. Exact words real customers used. Each pain gets tagged and mapped to one of the 8 Life Force drives. Then it runs an asset audit — lifestyle product shots, founder content, UGC, testimonials, before/afters. Everything gets catalogued. All of that gets compiled into a research document. Competitor analysis. Golden Pains mapped to LFE8. Dream outcomes. Available assets. Recommended angles. That document feeds the second agent — the brief writer. It builds static briefs: 3 copy variations per brief, each with Headline + Subline + CTA. Left side: 3 USPs. Right side: Feature → Benefit mapping x3. Visual direction, do's and don'ts, product URL, primary image, drive assets — all included. It builds video briefs: 3 hook variations per brief, each broken into Text Hook + Visual Hook + Audio Hook + Why It Works. Then 3 full timed body scripts — [0–3s] Hook → [3–8s] Setup → [8–15s] Product → [15–18s] Proof → [18–20s] CTA. The 3-Second Formula is embedded at the writing stage. Second 0–1: Triple Stack (visual hook, text hook, audio hook firing simultaneously). Second 1–3: The Promise. Second 3–5: The Rehook. If the structure doesn't hit those timings, it doesn't get written. Every brief then hits the QA agent. This is where most of them die. Validation checklist: 10 Golden Rules scored out of 10. Minimum 7 to pass. Score below 7? It doesn't get sent to me. It gets rejected back to the brief writer with specific fix notes. Not a soft pass. A directed rewrite. The loop runs until it passes. Only when a brief clears every node does it hit my Telegram. 6 production-ready briefs. 3 static. 3 video. Validated hooks. Fresh angles built from real market intelligence. Ready for designer handoff → testing → iteration → scale. No docs opened. No prompts written. No hours wasted. I've scaled 50+ brands to 7 and 8 figures at MHI Media. I mapped the full skill tree — every agent, every node, every framework, every validation gate. Like + Repost + Comment "CLOUT" and I'll send it over. (Follow me so I can DM you) Screenshot not revelant but the last 30 days aint too bad.

@AdrianaVeterin What a brilliant man. Once in many lifetimes such leaders appear.

La cara de Bukele cuando sabe que su respuesta a esta periodista zurda le producirá un aneurisma cerebral😎

@alexgoughcooper Parker

Introducing Parker: The world's first AI Creative Director. 100+ brands like Grüns, Lume and Legends use us already. RT + Comment "Parker" and I'll send you 100+ AI prompt engineers for hire.

@evanseech Meta

I just filmed a 3 hour 45 minute Meta Ads training for 2026. (full course) This has everything I've ever learned after - Generating over $50M - Running ads for 7 years - Working with businesses in 20+ niches. And it’s going to help you overcome the 3 BIGGEST mistakes people are making with their Meta ads in 2026. (these show up in every single account we audit) 1. Generic messaging 2. Wrong conversion event 3. Zero pre-call nurture Thing is... They're EASY to fix when you know the system. And I compiled quite literally everything I know into this training. Inside: 1. Complete Andromeda creative strategy (how to build 25-40 diverse ads) 2. Bottleneck analysis framework to find what to fix & when 3. Pixel conditioning done right to get qualified leads only 4. Pre-call nurture system for 70%+ show rates 5. Campaign structures for EVERY budget Damn near 4 hours of pure sauce. If you want it: Comment "META" And I'll send the full course.

@MediaKing He is 32

My real takeaway from this interview is that Hormozi appears to have missed the most important parts of life — having children, passion for your work, and personal happiness. He won the game he was playing (business), but maybe he wasn’t playing the right game at all.

@oliverwhudson Persona

Kind Patches are running 3,000+ live ads right now. And not a single one is relying on a hero SKU or one-size-fits-all message. We just broke down the funnel of one of the most deliberately segmented brands we’ve seen. → Every SKU positioned around a pain point → Every angle tailored to a specific outcome → Every ad mapped to a unique persona This is persona-led growth, done properly. Not “here’s our sleep patch” → but “here’s how you solve Sunday night scaries without melatonin.” We’ve broken down the ads of 10 of their personas - For those who want better skin and hair - For those who want less stress - For those who want better sleep - For those who want more energy - For those who want more focus - For those who want support with weight goals - For women who want hormone support - For those who want better intimacy - For those who travel often - For men who want to take it to the next level The breadth of products and persona variations feeds Meta’s Andromeda system with high-volume, diverse signals, improving delivery efficiency and incremental reach. Want to see our breakdown? Retweet this post Comment “persona” and I’ll DM you.

I’m running an $11M business (chain of 15 locations). I’ve scheduled 2 calls in the last 2 days with agencies (seo and organic social agency) because we are hiring in those areas. Both sales reps didn’t show up to the call after confirming the call with me multiple times.

@kamal_razzak $1M AD

I spent $100m and 6 years learning how to make meta ads And I collected all my learnings and put it into one giant guide. With this framework I was able to scale: -Ripley Rader to 8 figures in 12 months -Perfectwhitetee spent 500k just last month on our ads (see photo) -A luxury shower brand scaled to 10xd in one month to 8 figures. you follow what’s inside correctly. you get results. simple. inside the guide: → 10 rules every $1M+ ad follows → 3-second formula that stops scrolls → 8 psychological triggers that drive purchases → ad templates you can copy today → breakdowns of winning ads with £100M in learnings reply “$1M AD” and i’ll send it (follow first so i can dm you)

@rom1trs Editor

@SenSanders I genuinely, sincerely do not understand the stupidity of calling Elon oligarch. He built things from scratch, against all odds and in spite of debilitating difficulty of tasks. If you give million people each 100 billion dollars 99.9% still won’t be able to build anything

Yes, Elon. I do lack "any sense of adventure" when that "adventure" will, as you have made clear, force tens of millions of workers out of their jobs. The goal of AI and robotics must be to improve life for all people, not just to make you and your fellow oligarchs even richer.

@america Wisdom ❤️

Katie Miller: “Who do you look up to the most?” Elon Musk: “The Creator.” Katie Miller: “What's your position on God?” Elon Musk: “God is the Creator. I believe this universe came from something.”

@GordonJohnson19 When will you learn Gordy?

$NVDA does NOT include the $TSLA Optimus robot in its list of offerings (see below), or, according to Musk, 80% of the value of $TSLA's stock. Perhaps, b/c Optimus operates at a 1980s-level of Chuckie Cheese animatronics technology (i.e., failing to hand kids candy twice yesterday in times square)?

@fredlambert Shipping in 2026. Learn to read fucktard

The notion that Elon keeps repeating that Tesla is so far ahead with humanoid robots is fiction. There's no evidence to prove it. This is for sale now at $20,000 and shipping this year. They just raised $1 billion. Unitree is also shipping humanoid robots. The idea that Tesla will just leapfrog them appears to be hopeful thinking.

@krassenstein RE TARD

BREAKING: 7 million people took part in NO KINGS protests across 2,700+ U.S. cities TODAY. The tides are turning.

@BrendonLeslie This guy is such a fucking phony piece of shit. Every word and gesture remind me of sleezy car salesman that give 0 fucks about the people and just wants to sell.

LAST NIGHT: Gavin Newsom said people need to push back on ICE agents because they’re the result of an authoritarian government THIS MORNING: a sniper shot up an ICE facility