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@d4doome @MovieDweller Ok. But no one is talking to or about you, you weird little narcissist. A master of spectacle is discussing its cultural function, no one on earth cares whether you prefer to leave your cave or not, and comment only betrays your pathetic self-centered incapacity for abstraction

@MovieDweller I am not interested in moviegoing as a community building exercise. Or as an event. I just want to watch a movie and I'd prefer to do so in the comfort of my living room. I have always found watching movies at home to be a vastly better than the movie theatre experience.

Steve is clueless about why the movies collapsed. He talks about a diverse audience coming together, but what they’ve been subjected to for the last 15 years—thanks in part to that woman’s husband—is pure ideological propaganda. Insulting audiences and filtering talent out.

@dean_znary @zakfilm @TheChrisLambert Omg shut up dork

@zakfilm @TheChrisLambert There is actual footage of Scorsese directing the picture

I heard rumours that PTA actually directed Killers of the Flower Moon and Martin Scorsese did nothing but took the credit.

@xotrilldebbie @AppleSupport Were you reimbursed? I’ve been trying to get my money back and they’re telling are claiming it never happened and sent me a fraudulent transaction statement

@AppleSupport I need my money back asap this is insane. I never use Apple Pay for anything besides sending money and the one time I do it’s down, took the money from my card but declined in person….

@MeechieThaGAWD Were you ever reimbursed? I just spent 2 hours on the phone with Apple/green dot bank and they’re claiming it didn’t happen

Apple Pay is down! I ordered food and my money disappeared and order canceled wtf

@brianaissance_ Hey, was your money ever reimbursed? I’m on the phone with support rn and they’re telling me it never happened

@elia_brian Oh man. So many ppl use it as a banking alternative and now they’re SOL smh. This is unacceptable.

Anyone else experiencing Apple Cash issues??

@BadLikeRawr_ @xotrilldebbie @AppleSupport How tf did you resolve it? They told me to keep fucking calling, and got real smarmy when I asked what the hell they were talking about

@xotrilldebbie @AppleSupport Literally same! We need this resolved ASAP @AppleSupport

@brianaissance_ Should be criminal. I’m not even in that bad a situation - there are people who can’t buy their kids dinner tonight because the lower working class has been forced to use these fucking apps. Maybe this is a wake up call for us

@brianaissance_ Literally transferred my entire paycheck to Apple Pay and now can’t buy dinner. There must be some way we can sue

Apparently there’s an outage and there’s nothing we can do right now. Apple is taking everyone’s money and saying “oh well, we’ll give it back later.”

@Apple Where is my fucking money?

Today we welcomed MacBook Neo to the family. Post to reveal one final delightful experience.

@A_NotNicee @Return_ofDaMakk Just saw someone say it might take to the 22nd to get the money back, if then. Fucking criminal

@Return_ofDaMakk Yes two spots the transaction went through but the place said it didn’t

Apple Pay stealing money omgg

@walterkirn You are fucking hilarious

The same people who believe the government has many secrets and lies all the time have declared that they are not interested in the exposure of any these secrets and lies as those must be lies too. In other words, they have wrapped themselves in a perfect logical bubble. Having been kept in the dark in the past, they now choose the dark. Sophisticated ignorance.

@WhatHoARat @BarneysRubble0 They’re called “elite” for reasons

@BarneysRubble0 The deep state has decent literary taste, it turns out.

That’s actually a good directive

@fish_lu_writer @asdkfjasdlfjd Nah, you’re just gay, or repressed or something. I’ve watched more porn than 100 people should in a lifetime, but a beautiful woman’s ass, in person, never disappoints. You broken

A good poem --- 048 I'VE SEEN SO MUCH ASS ON THE INTERNET I'VE BECOME NUMB TO IT --- by Nathaniel Duggan @asdkfjasdlfjd One-sentence review: This poem can be labeled in many ways: unconventional poetry; a downward-moving poetry; an everyday poetry. Perhaps even more.

@asdkfjasdlfjd Yeah, all those casual Pynchon readers. Who haven’t ever seen movies. God damn it this site is fully garbage

One thing most people don't pick up on with Pynchon is how his prose style is almost 'cinematic' -- like watching a movie. The casual reader misses this

@Brink_Thinker Everything on this garbage site is AI nonsense now

The security footage of a man in a stuck elevator who forcefully pries open the jammed doors like a window, helping women and children exit first before leaving himself.

@caribouper63111 @cwik_greg Yeah, but it’s not interesting or provocative, or even well written. It’s an old man still pining for his LA-sleaze youth, why tf would any grown person have any interest in such?

@elia_brian @cwik_greg It’s meant to.

I love American Psycho (the novel, not the movie), but this is not winning me over. Every page has words and phrases that should be cut. The impact of observations are dulled by unnecessary verbiage which is not aesthetically nice enough to work.

@SatireRedacted I mean, it worked. I enjoy difficult fiction, and I wouldn’t read another word of this garbage

Challenging fiction writers erect firewalls against wayward readers who aren’t prepared to stick it out and reap the rewards. William Gass subjects the reader to the claustrophobic swirl of memory and rantings for 147 pages before his protagonist begins to dig.

@ImMeme0 Ever thought about minding your business, you fucking woman?

You know NYC is absolutely cooked when you see a Hasidic Jew hitting the hard stuff on the train platform.

@AFpost He didn’t get punched, he got closelthlined into a takedown headlock, and that guy is not homeless, that’s just how a lot of white guys dress here

Sneako was punched in the face while streaming in New York. Follow: @AFpost