lets dye with eli

Yep, she’s definitely part bulldog

@tigerjolteo sounds like it would fit as gym leader battle music in a Pokémon game

do u guys like my song please say yes👉👈

@MoodyKnowsNada @willmenaker Some of the most soulless “acting” I’ve ever seen

This what those white families be up to the morning of the murder suicide

@cheekfaceREAL America’s local mayor

what if cheekface ran for mayor

@ChipotleTweets you can claim you’re not stingy on portions but you’re completely full of it if you think this is worth $4

this is nicky this is nicky nicky

@cheekfaceREAL what time will it be released? (CST)

“black site” 🦂 3/25

@cmanahlmagic Mobius-strip-world

ringworld. discworld. lets come up with a world that isnt so round next time

Dear hiring manager, I’m tame. I’m docile. And I love companies

Threw a boomerang into the kitchen thinking it might bring me back a drink or something like that but it mostly just broke a lot of stuff in there

It's 2004. Pokémon FireRed and LeafGreen just released. Your president announced a pointless war with the Middle East. It's 2026. Pokémon FireRed and LeafGreen just released. Your president announced a pointless war with the Middle East.

when ppl show u something they made with ai it feels like when ur pet comes inside with a dead animal in its mouth... but in this case they didn’t even kill it themself

‘What year?’ ‘Every year!’ Happy 22nd Of February. National Underage Drinking Day.

“Thank you for your interest in the position. After careful review of your application, we have decided to move forward with other candidates whose qualifications more closely match our current needs. We encourage you to keep an eye on future openings.”

THIS WAS THEM?!!?!

it's possible to obtain a gun in most of these games but few know how

POKéMON SNAP - but it's HALO! 😁