Ellen Etten

Sometimes I go to open mics just to be reminded how hard it is to be a straight white guy at this moment in time

This man in Texas holding up a sign is going viral and I hope the local news finds him and gives him the airtime he deserves

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This week on Après Ski we chat ⁦@thebachelorabc, that paper towel Rachel had to wipe her tears with, and oh yea ⁦@FinnWittrock⁩ too! xo ⛷💙⛷ instagram.com/tv/CbTPt7VgkSg…

when someone compliments what you're wearing but you hate what they're wearing and now you're questioning everything

Just confirmed @SenTedCruz and his family flew to Cancun tonight for a few days at a resort they've visited before. Cruz seems to believe there isn't much for him to do in Texas for the millions of fellow Texans who remain without electricity/water and are literally freezing.

Currently on Clubhouse listening to a room about how Clubhouse works, bc apparently this is how much time we all have now

@christensen_kj Yes pls I’ve had enough for one day/week/year! Thx!

@ellenetten And the hits just keep onnnnn comin. Someone please send an escape hatch. 😱😩😬😴😷😭

This is what the earth would probably call “karma”

@erikpatterson Yikes

@Anthropologie ie, Madewell has free shipping on returns and I REALLY appreciate this policy during a national pandemic

@Anthropologie Hi, I was really surprised and disappointed that you are charging for returns during a pandemic. Normally I would go into the store and return for free, but feels really unfair to make people pay for shipping when they are simply trying to stay safe.

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wanted to bail on a zoom hangout and that's how you know you're an introvert #QuarentineLife

Don't have this moment. Check your status @ vote.org! w/ @ZachNoeTowers @aparnapkin Dir by @iamstaciroberts featured on @whohahadotcom #7fmop2OuWuM" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">whohaha.com/series/two-wok…

@RichelleMeiss @AmySilverberg legit point

@ZachNoeTowers @ProjectRunway not sure America can either

@ellenetten @ProjectRunway Not sure if they can handle all these chicken legs

Fashion, but make it chicken

@james_eagan i'm gonna choose to believe this because it truly makes my week. always a tough moment on Fridays when he says, I'm Michael Barbaro, see you...Monday.

Today I learned that in the Spanish language version of the NYT Daily podcast, Michael Barbaro signs off with, "Soy Miguel Barbana. Hasta Mañana."

Been married 2.5 years but it feels like it was just yesterday...or maybe that's because bc my husband JUST STARTED FOLLOWING ME ON INSTAGRAM YESTERDAY IS THIS GROUNDS FOR DIVORCE PLEASE ADVISE

@paytonmatting @BrentWeinbach @lizzycooperman @MadisonShepard @reeshmeese @JLWforever You’re A + sir

What are Thursday nights for? They're for Must See TV if you just awoke from amnesia, but for the rest of us they're for excellent comedy shows that benefit the Cystic Fibrosis Foundation. You can watch Veronica's Closet later.