elle 🌈

bitching about men with bel but constantly saying “not all men” the man we mean:

@halsey UK pls I beg

My funeral was cancelled, so I’m taking the show on the road instead. For My Last Trick: The Tour. Sign up for presale access now at formylasttrick.com

@GWRHelp And does it have to be in multiples of 5?

@ellenvhill 2/2 We would prefer to use a train with fewer carriages than cancel the service completely, but we do understand the impact this has on the customer experience. I'm sorry for the issues to your service today. - Matt

@GWRHelp genuine question, when you bring 5 carriages to a 10 carriage service, what are the other 5 doing?

gwr youve done it again. i asked sooooo nicely

@naiaiiadb made my return purely to ask gwr to no longer make me stand at a full train door asking if there’s room for a little one

@ellenvhill top 10 ellen hill tweets of all time

great western railway i am BEGGING you to stop bringing 5 carriages to a 10 carriage service i’m literally on my knees

hope all my friends are willing to have homemade birthday parties from here on out cause i have so many ideas !!!!!

not to sound like a horrible boomer but i hate having to scan & remove my own tags in clothes shops

@daraobriain @channel5_tv this pic goes hard

Some terrible injuries filming today in Egypt. All my organs are in jars and my brain got pulled out through my nose. @channel5_tv

another day as a big girl with a big girl job twitter.com/margotposts/st…

@SILVXRLININGS thanks a lot, best friend’s crying now

me never being a living room person until I bought my own house that only my best friend and I can enjoy

@naiaiiadb Gromit. im sorry. you look NOTHING like wallace

the only couples costume i would ever willingly be a part of is Wallace & Gromit. i will obviously be Gromit. i have a frightening physical resemblance to that mute puppy

@naiaiiadb omfg i cant believe i just got that wrong

@naiaiiadb i have the perfect green sweater vest to enhance the look

no one will ever show you love better than the way becca cox loves me

giggling n swinging my legs at carson & mrs hughes kissin

telepathically kissing today. if you feel a peck on your lips you’re welcome

your outfit is so nice i love that it’s completely covered in cat hair