Ellie Turner

A trillion dollars is the kind of money where "eat the rich" starts sounding like a budgeting strategy.

@elonmusk @AustinJustice we get it, you hate black people

@AustinJustice !!

AUSTIN MAN climbed onto a sleeping woman's bed, claimed he had a gun, and strangled her until she nearly blacked out. She gouged his eye and beat him with a fan to get him off her. It was the third West Campus apartment Octavius Brown broke into that morning. In the other two, residents woke to find him exposing himself and masturbating inside their apartments. Octavius Brown has roughly 30 cases since 2013. Of the 14 charges filed since 2021, 9 were dismissed or rejected. Last time I covered this man he was getting arrested for robbing a gas station while out on bond for exposing himself and masturbating in public for the tenth time.

"She posted a photo online, therefore she can't dislike random men checking her out in person" is the same logic as "you own a house, so you shouldn't mind strangers looking through your windows." Context and consent aren't that complicated.

@JohnnyAGI @dom_lucre explain away lmfao we're listening

@dom_lucre I now support mass importation. But only certain Mexicans. Don't get mad, I can explain

🔥🚨LATEST: Mexico has their fans going absolutely crazy as Tricolor gained their first point on the scoreboard leading Mexico 1 to 0.

@SirKinz0 @Adikastakes oprah style

@Adikastakes At this point the ref is doing giveaway… everybody gets a red

This Referee is just distributing red cards for fun.

@victorsomoye @markgoldbridge Everybody supports this rule in June. Let's revisit it in a title race.

@markgoldbridge It is real good. Teams will need to be more creative and actually play ball

This new 5 second rule on throw ins is brilliant! Going to massively change the Prem next season. Love it

@markgoldbridge The first title race decided by a throw-in stopwatch is going to be unbearable.

@Jaack The official viewing strategy of every parent over 60.

Asked my Nan if she’ll be watching the World Cup. Didn’t think she was THAT excited for it.

@Eazi_toglyf @gyaigyimii They got so comfortable they forgot there was a match.

@gyaigyimii Even in your comfort zone don’t feel relaxed 😎

The South African team have started drinking. Safe to say they’re operating well within their area of expertise.

@rubben_jr @gyaigyimii At this rate Mexico's buying the next round too.

@gyaigyimii They are going to drink goals like they drink alcohol

@4ktreyup @gyaigyimii Turns out the real coaching staff was organized crime.

@gyaigyimii One thing about cartels is that they will give you sense if you don’t have any🤣🤣🤣🤣

Mexico is beating the Xenophobia out of our South African brothers

@Atom00022 @gyaigyimii Build the wall. Make Mexico pay for it.

@gyaigyimii They are taking our goals , wena !! 🇿🇦

@Chelsea_NJblues @Blue_Footy South Africa finally found a border they can't cross.

@Blue_Footy South Africa has been sh*t; they should focus more on football instead of xenophobia.

These South Africans are clueless in attack. Poor final balls.

@MCI_Tuga @Adikastakes The only counterattack they've completed all year.

@Adikastakes They are only good at attacking immigrants

0 shots in the entire first half for South Africa , what a terrible team man

@gyaigyimii South Africa heard "shoot your shot" and misunderstood the assignment.

South Africa have 0 shots on target because they are busy targeting other African countries

@Joshmufc30 @Adikastakes @Goody_is_Culer dude is fighting for his life behind that back line

@Adikastakes @Goody_is_Culer He will leak four more goals today regardless

The only good player in this South Africa team is their Goalkeeper Ronwen Williams.

@mr__topson @Adikastakes The CAF president has completed more passes than South Africa today.

@Adikastakes And the caf president.

@Lmc_89 @Adikastakes he had to make 8 saves before that, give him a break

@Adikastakes Same guy that tried to use his feet instead of hands to save that shot that got converted

@wode_maya The racism scriptwriters got lazy with this one

The goal scorer is an Afro- Mexican?😭

@WasAcop @piersmorgan He'll resign any day now, said people every day for the last two years.

@piersmorgan It’s Starmer he will hold on till the bitter end. He will never resign. A socialist doesn’t quit power, until they are removed by another socialist.

Defence resignation dominos. Starmer can’t survive this, surely?