Ellie MacFarlane

Thanks for showing me my big adventures Snapchat

Had to use my friend John’s bathroom

Normalize being extremely busy but accomplishing nothing

Jamie Lee Curtis reading Playgirl > Grimes reading Karl Marx

Lost my friend at the bar

@DaceyLopez @sapphicrogue Oh my god

@sapphicrogue @elliesusannah cat version of Sadie? Look at those feet 😂

Just witnessed someone spill their beer on a table and wipe it up with paper towels then wring the paper towels over the leftover glass of beer

being new at a job is so embarrassing for no reason

Can I hold your baby I promise I won’t throw it on the sidewalk

Me: Hey guys let’s go party on the broken glass floor since we all have shoes Guy: but I don’t have shoes Me: but the government gave us all shoes for free Guy: but I said no to the shoes Me: why Guy: because what if the cobblers did something to the laces

@DavidStandal The silence is so loud

Rare Leaked Footage 🚫🌡😤 WARNING ⚠️‼️ TOO HOT 4 TV 😫😩😭🤬 NSFW

@G0LDEN_HABIT My boyfriend is @FrazzleMyGimp that’s how

@AsianinFargo Wasn’t she like 14 9 years ago

Nick Jonas: hey Michael I’ve heard so much about you Joe Jonas: what’s up Michael Kevin jonas: hey there Mi- Make a wish kid: I thought I was pretty clear about no Kevin

Cinderella: do you think I’ll find love at the ball Godmother brushing her hair: you’re friends with rats

These kids today will never know what a luxury it was to have Sweeto Burrito downtown

Event planning? Yea I know a thing or two

We drove 9 hours to do a show for 12 people but Honestly I’d hate to do it with anyone else.

Windsor pickle backs? Oh yeah, I really love em...