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Alasaki
@elorexo
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๐๐ก๐ ๐๐ข๐ญ๐ฌ ๐๐ฎ๐ฌ๐๐ฎ๐ฆ Katฤฑlฤฑm Aฤustos 2018
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@TheCharlesIsidi @akpotukpa give it to the people that want it. you're not celestial.
Araromi-Iyin, Nigeria ๐ณ๐ฌ English
@akpotukpa I donโt want to spoil the discovery process for you by handing you every piece of information there is.
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I donโt think people know why New York has scaffolds everywhere. Itโs very funny history. Just Google it. ๐๐๐
Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani@NYCMayor
Our streets are getting a makeover! Say hello to New York's fashionable new sidewalk sheds, brought you by @NYC_Buildings.
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And I know the cause and the ones that deserve the title โBecauseโ. Sovereignty is not negotiable; anyone holding it is a terroristโnot nobles.
Alasaki@elorexo
The Nigerian wit and humour is powered by unknown repressions and their pidgin-written memes. This is why they only fight figurative things that are within their comfort zones.
Araromi-Iyin, Nigeria ๐ณ๐ฌ English
@lrf_thfc @AliceTalksFooty someone noticed how good this comment is
Araromi-Iyin, Nigeria ๐ณ๐ฌ English
@AliceTalksFooty Step One: Make a really, really poor decision.....
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Unrelated but whenever yall type this I always read it as Whore Members ๐๐
hotsexymamayepa๐@lotoscuffs_
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@Victor_blaq1 @Wizarab10 those ones Na still low level just that they hurt people DIRECTLY.
Araromi-Iyin, Nigeria ๐ณ๐ฌ English
When people hear the words "illegal money" what comes to their head is yahoo yahoo.
Those are the poorest. There are levels to illegal money
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@rglwsm Why are people always talking about sex?
There are so many other interesting things to discuss life isn't just about that.
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@0xvnmrk @FavourYusuf1 no figure of speech there
Ado Ekiti, Nigeria ๐ณ๐ฌ English
@elorexo @FavourYusuf1 The point is if you're old enough to drive a car then you can figure out how to live with a human. But I presume this has to be bait and you didn't actually miss the point or you're pulling a strawman on purpose
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If your brain is developed enough to be put inside a 4,000 pound box of steel moving at 80mph, capable of killing you and 20 other people on the road due to a small mistake,
Then you can figure out how to live with a man or woman.
This whole โbrainโ developing thing is just a coverup for our lack of values and discipline.
Thatโs it
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@tendollardanny Not true, I'd only do it if you did something worth it as retaliation or punishment.
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@ufranklincollin @FinPlanKaluAja1 You're Misguided. Owerri is a city. he most likely moved from Lag/abj where you pay for laundering inflated inorganic value.
but YOU'RE FREE to stay in any village you want to drive your costs even further lower.
Ado Ekiti, Nigeria ๐ณ๐ฌ English
@FinPlanKaluAja1 Na target be that...save your self from the noise of these so called cities
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@craftian_keskin can your photos come in 16:9 frame, I need some for wallpaper
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Norway vs England in today's World Cup match.
My eyes will be on Erling Haaland. Should I also do Harry Kane or Bellingham?
Keskin@craftian_keskin
Ha Ha Ha Haaland
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@SimpPolice911 All this grammar, I'd rather text like the weak man๐
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Texting a new girl.
Weak man: Hello it is James. Iโm the guy you gave your number to โ
Boring and weak.
Man with game:
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I told GPT to roast me..
chatgpt.com/share/6a4d1804โฆ
Araromi-Iyin, Nigeria ๐ณ๐ฌ English
this is why it seems like I 'argue' with women.
most of the time, una no dey talk true to them.
if you even held em to 1% of the standards you held men, you'd have something to mock them for.
but y'all don't even try to. you let it go as "she's a woman" but that broken feedback loop is what leads to their self justification every damn time
Uchยฃ ๐ ๐ธ๏ธ๐๐ฝโโ๏ธ@he1sphenomenal
@Asher_Posi most of them live in a mental echo chamber and the horny guys in their lives buttress their selfish neuroticism. if my tweets help 1/1900 develop a level of self awareness and recognize how they're selfish in their demands when it comes to relationships, I'll take it.
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