Doug Anderson

@juliussharpe Reading this at 7am in Australia, my brain just went "1st joke of the day, 1st joke of the day" 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

@PumpkinKnight4 @shoveitjack @PumpkinKnight4 FTW!

@shoveitjack @MarkHamill @MarilouHamill Charging a price you don't agree with isn't grifting. Grifting would be, say, having a donations page with auto-recurring payments enabled without making the donor aware of it.

For Kamala: 🎂 From me & @MarilouHamill ❤️

@podhowtosurvive @DanielleBKoenig @JamieKaler Listened as usual on my morning dog walk and this one gave me a contact all the way in Australia, had the giggles the whole time. And Jamie was fantastic.

Today we get high with @JamieKaler! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/how…

@DanielleBKoenig My other take was that he's fairly slender for having a big fat twat face

@DanielleBKoenig He was in my hometown (Kenosha WI) this week at an Italian Deli and my take was "Obviously there to remind Italian Americans how great Mussolini was." (most of them are only slightly less racist than Jimmy's hometown)

@podhowtosurvive @DanielleBKoenig I absolutely loved Quail Talk and how Kristine continues to survive random sitcom scenarios invading her life 🤯🤦🏻‍♂️🤣

Today things get sexy as we learn How to Survive Sepsis! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/how…

@RealGilbertACP @Franksantopadre @RealGilbert @mantynen I listened this morning while walking the pooch and realized how old this ep was as you eventually had a chance to chat with John Shuck and Gabe Kaplan (highly recommend both of those eps to new listeners)

If you haven't realized yet just how AMAZING and COLOSSAL the "Battle of the Network Stars" was - check out how many #GGACP all-stars were featured on the show! Thanks to our own MICHELE MANTYNEN for the photo collage! @Franksantopadre @RealGilbert @mantynen ♥️

@jimmypardo I guess we'll just have to agree to agree.

President Biden didn’t just save us from DJT in 2020, he was a great President! Thank you!! Now, we vote blue and win again!

@clydetombaugh @jimmypardo

@jimmypardo I’ll drink to that! 👏👏👏

After a night of boozing like an asshole, 25 years ago today I decided to quit drinking. Life is better sober!!

@EugeneWJones1 @DanielleBKoenig @sandibachom @MariaBoss18 I lived in West Palm Beach for 20 plus years (even met the cunt) and heard more of these stories than I can count, and whenever I tell his supporters this I get blank stares or the more dismissive "hmph* with the head nod.

Nobody’s talking about the reason Trump is doing his rallies in these outside locations. I was at the Schnecksville Pennsylvania rally. It was a very similar situation as Butler. He doesn’t do indoor venues anymore because they cost money and these venues are free. He doesn’t even have Jumbotrons. His last four rallies were at a fire house, a farm, a beach and a park in the Bronx all free He owes millions to the indoor venues. He never paid including Minneapolis target center 2019 he owes $500,000.

@GregProops @jimmypardo I know Greg has been touring the world like mad, but would love to hear him back on Never Not Funny someday soon. Love you both (congrats on the anniversaries gentlemen, be well)

@MyNameIsGaron Sat down to watch TV with my wife and I said a new episode was up, and she emphatically said "nope! I'm out!"

@BrandyLJensen @anylaurie16 FTW!

each new day is a chance to encounter a tweet so bad you just kind of mutely blink at it

@podhowtosurvive @MyNameIsGaron Happy birthday from Australia, Garon! Hope you have a wonderful day.

Today celebrate @MyNameIsGaron’s birthday by listening to a brand new episode! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/how…

@NeverNotFunny I bought mine the second I heard it mentioned. I dare say I may be one of the first to purchase (its coming all the way to Australia)

You get your shirts yet??

@NeverNotFunny @imlaurahouse Always a joy!

It’s NNF time! This week we’re joined by our friend Laura House (@imlaurahouse)! Listen to this one everywhere! Want video? Join #NNFPlatinum and get TWO episodes a week with video, livestreams, game nights, bonuses, and much more! NeverNotFunny.com

@JennyJohnsonHi5 Mine the last few years has been "edge of tomorrow", so much fun.

What’s a go-to movie y’all like to watch when you’re sick? Hint: I’m sick and need a movie to watch. I’m inclined to go Avengers: Infinity War/Endgame, but I’d like to hear y’all’s thoughts first.

@anylaurie16 Brilliant! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

While most people just see an awful person trending ( JK Rowling ), the comedian sees an excuse to retweet a joke…

@clydetombaugh @allieandbean To paraphrase Biggie "everybody loves the big Pozz...uh"

Something happened with an old man on the London Tube today that I did not see coming.... from Monday's all-new episode of the @allieandbean podcast. patreon.com/allieandbean