Elroy Eland

O Allāh, expand my rizq with what is pure, bless my health with strength, and ease my heart with calmness and clarity. Heal what is hidden within me and what weighs on my mind, and replace every worry with Your mercy. O Allāh, pour patience, safety, and relief upon our brothers and sisters in Palestine and Sudan. Grant them protection, victory, and a dawn after every hardship. Āmīn.

@CaptSpringbok 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

My wife’s reaction every time I tell her I’ve bought tickets for a rugby game in another country, and immediately proceed to tell her we need to watch our spending for the rest of the month! 😂😭

Extortion Gangs Active in Crossroads, Cape Town

How Car Brake Pads Are Made 👀

@Tina_Hokwana Over the edge literally.

Being arrested for the theft of precious stones worth R14 million rand and only getting a R22 000 cut would send me over the edge.

@AksumOf @Sentletse 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Sentletse As they say in the western cape: gevang!🤣😂

Sulieman Carrim claims to be sick but was seen in the Western Cape yesterday going for lunch. The Commission has requested CCTV footage. 😂

After the sad passing of Jayden Adams at the young age of 25 this is worth a post. Im asking Sans to watch and retweet. It was made by Norwich City football team to highlight mental health in men. Sadly lots of the time men suffer in silence. Please look for the signs and seek help.

Hijacking: Grassy Park, Cape Town.

@RoryPetzer 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

Can I make a kak joke and you won’t unfollow me? Springboks worked hard tonight to get off Scot free. #RSAvSCO

WATCH: Motorists are urged to exercise extreme caution after reports of rock throwing on the N12 eastbound between the Gillooly’s (George Bizos) Interchange and the Germiston off-ramp. The incident poses a serious danger to road users. If you’re travelling in the area, remain alert, reduce your speed and report any suspicious activity to the authorities.

Heartbreaking news. South Africa international and Mamelodi Sundowns midfielder Jayden Adams has sadly passed away at the age of 2,5, @SundayWorldZA confirm. 💔🇿🇦 Adams recently made his World Cup debut with South Africa and played a key role in Mamelodi Sundowns’ successful CAF Champions League campaign. Two weeks ago, Adams lost his grandmother Marianna Adams but demonstrated remarkable professionalism by featuring for Bafana Bafana in their World Cup match against Czechia. Our condolences and thoughts go out to his family, friends, teammates, and everyone at Mamelodi Sundowns. Rest in peace, Jayden. 🕊️

Who is Advocate Matthew Chaskalson, the son of Chief Justice Arthur Chaskalson.

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@pmcafrica 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

This is that “ if you dala i dala” friendship 🤣😭

@msiziworld 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

If there was no camera recording no one was gon believe this😂😂😭

[BREAKING] Ndodana Tshuma has been arrested by Interpol in Johannesburg, Gauteng. The British citizen of Zimbabwean heritage is wanted for the murder of his wife and two daughters in the UK. Tune in to #eNCA on #DStv403.

I’m speaking on behalf of every South African when I say Apology not accepted… He must be investigated his source of income and Fokof Umsunu wakhe … 🤧🤧

@KeMminaNoko @Abramjee 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Abramjee So Khan gonna have to shoot himself again? 🤣🤣🤣

JUST IN: Madlanga Commission Gets Extension: President Cyril Ramaphosa has extended the deadline for the final report of the Madlanga Commission of Inquiry into Criminality, Political Interference and Corruption in the Criminal Justice System. The Commission must now conclude evidence by 2 October 2026 and submit its final report by 16 November 2026, instead of the original 31 August 2026 deadline. The Presidency says the extension will allow the Commission to complete its work, hear evidence on all matters within its terms of reference, and avoid leaving key investigations unfinished. Ramaphosa also praised the Commission’s work and ongoing law enforcement action stemming from evidence presented during the hearings.

I love football. I love late drama. I love comebacks. I love knowing that anything is possible and feeling like we’re watching a steady stream of some of the greatest games ever. I do not love how we are expected to ignore the inconsistencies in officiating and the interventions from VAR, which have largely been heavily weighted towards certain teams and its players. If you’ve watched and followed everything in this World Cup and are still subscribed the idea that it’s all fair, delusionville must be a lovely place to reside.