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saturday morning, hungover: “i’m never drinking again. alcohol is so overrated.” 10 seconds later when ur friend asks what ur doing today:

situationship stabbed me but the police reported it as a domestic violence incident 👀 #ouushiii #whatarewe

@starveswirl I've never seen it, do they have like a mukbang segment inbetween pretending they are falling in love w the other plastic surgery people? Genuinely curious now

A coffee shop in a small liberal town in a deep red state is the wokest place in the universe

Mitch McConnell has FINALLY released that proof of life video and demonstration of his fitness to continue serving as a United States senator. Thanks Mitch, we appreciate you. Much love.

apparently yes!!!

Biden outliving everyone who spoke poorly about his health is divine retribution.

baby put on poop shaped sunglasses

assigned cop at birth

Replacing the rainbow with something even gayer.. the French

horror movie lovers be like i love that movie it made me feel fucking awful and horrible and really scared

My nipples got scrubbed smooth off in the shower just kidding

@jarvis_best I'm hard at working reading them for you @jarvis_best No aliens yet, but CLEAR declassified proof of an Unidentified Fecal Object on the Apollo 17 lunar mission!

what if the aliens just focused on one thing which was getting to another planet but they’re dumb in everything else

I’m not dying from some fucking hentai virus

Last night was a hippa violation

post malone sing like his prostate is being explored