Ejay

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Why the fuck is cycle pronounced differently in bicycle and motorcycle? I’m sick of this shit...

Lamar Odom was on crack and still making it to practice with Kobe Bryant. I need to lock in and stop making excuses for my life.

As an adult, receiving ANYTHING that I don't have to buy for myself as a gift, is a welcome and joyous experience

As a nigga currently going through a lot, i can always tell when i see another nigga going through a lot

When you eat her out for the first time and she tastes just a beautiful as she looks. 😮‍💨

Seeing coochíe helps men’s mental health

My tl lately

R.I.P to our friends who passed away at a young age we ain't forget bout y'all

lowkey im not made for a relationship bc how do i explain to them that sometimes i just don’t wanna talk for 2 days

Unfortunately, as you get older, you gradually become less interested in new music and keep going back to the old favorite songs you once loved.

I swear I’m moving to 🙊 I’m over Cali!

@97Vercetti -$200.79

me: “I should have about $200 left” bank balance: *$2.79* me:

Delete that paragraph king she don’t give a fuck

Carlos Boozer waiting for his sons

started liking someone again after a long time and I got reminded why I should have just mind my own business.

You just have to get stronger I’m sorry.

Cayden Boozer in the Duke locker room after the UCONN game

BREAKING: Cayden Boozer has been expelled from Duke, effective immediately.