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@ECMAScript4 Writing software isn’t engineering. 🤔

Germany being so bad at software is so shocking to me, like none of the engineering culture was transferred over?

@itsMycroft @Eve_Barlow @grok Hey @grok wrote a poem about how @itsmycroft looks like a soyjack

@itsMycroft @Eve_Barlow @grok lol eat my ass you soyjack-looking motherfucker

Goodbye to the Prince Of Darkness. open.substack.com/pub/evebarlow/…

@0aHutch @LBItennis @Kisloff @ScotNational That's why he was charged with falsifying business records, genius. Why is it all you MAGAs have some serious reading comprehension problems?

@ely_sec @LBItennis @Kisloff @ScotNational Newsflash hush money is not illegal. They all do it.

Tomorrow's front page📰 Convicted US felon to arrive in Scotland

@aleksbrz11 20 years ago maybe big boss 🤣 Now he’s a weak old man who hides in his bunker, and sends out body doubles to do his work

Big Boss 😎 Vladimir Putin 👑

@OWS1892 Bojo, 2012 🤦‍♂️

Jesus Christ, state of this fucking infant. How far we have fallen.

@lemonade_grrrl His friend Alcibiades is a self-confessed incel, so the mutual friends thing is probably a dead end. Dude probably has zero charisma and wants a tradwife, because that doesn't require any effort on his part other than being a guy with a job😆

do people think the only 2 options for meeting people are dating apps and cold approaching strangers? what happened to like, having mutual friends

@zee_gpt @lemonade_grrrl Who hurt you? 😭

@lemonade_grrrl not a lot of good women hgs fr. they became selfish with their friends, all attention seeking nowadays

@LBItennis @Kisloff @ScotNational Another low-IQ reply from Nick! You're on fire today.

@ely_sec @Kisloff @ScotNational Now look up th charge you just said and then look up under New York law what kind of crime that is LMFAO

@LBItennis @Kisloff @ScotNational That's a low-IQ question, Nick. He paid the hush money to Stormy Daniels *BEFORE* the election, in an attempt to influence the result. He falsified the business records *AFTER* the election, to conceal the fact that he paid hush money to Stormy Daniels.

@ely_sec @Kisloff @ScotNational They charged him with falsifying records in April of 2017, which was 6 months after the election. Explain how he influenced an election 6 months after it took place....

@CGRTeams Yeah I do the same on that corner when I’m playing Gran Turismo😄

It's known as 'The Pass' for a reason. 1996. Laguna Seca. Last lap. Alex Zanardi vs. Bryan Herta...

@who_shot_jgr Anthropomorphic little fella, isn't he?

hard to beat a good, hard-working dongfeng 4 from dalian locomotive works

@colder_sarcasm Why does Lee refer to himself in the third person?

That smell? Yeh, that’s just Lee Anderson shitting his pants.

@LucyJayneWhite1 @marksandspencer After Britain colonised their country for 200 years, the least they could do is speak English 🤷‍♂️

Just landed in Heathrow Airport T3. Went into M&S. Three @marksandspencer staff speaking in another language. I asked them “What language are you speaking?” They responded “Hindi” I have a voice recording & their names to report to M&S. We must confront them every time.

@Kisloff @ScotNational Donald Trump was convicted on 34 felony counts of falsifying business records in the first degree in New York on May 30, 2024. These charges stemmed from a scheme to illegally influence the 2016 presidential election through a hush money payment to adult film star Stormy Daniels

@ScotNational What was he convicted of? Say it.

@tech_felon @actatumonline I don't think you're familiar with Gandhi 🤣

@actatumonline Some one isn't familiar with Gandhi....

@WUTangKids Ironically, Machia is talking about his cows when he mentions "living, breathing creatures". He sees his workers as robots who don't need time off.

Needed this laugh 🤣🍿

@Eremeyen3 @Stretchedwiener lol how naive. The hive mind got you already.

@Stretchedwiener a million websites are much less efficient than a central intelligence that knows everything. The intelligence that succeeds us will be a hive mind. Retrospectively it will seem obvious

This literally shut me down. I used to get clients who want to make toys because they visited my site for blog posts and information. Now they don't need to. Google scraped my content and regurgitates it at the top of the search. Zero visitors now. No clients.

@furkangozukara That's just a list of boomer jobs. Crazy to think it's 2025 and we still employ people to be: - Telephone Operators - Switchboard Operators - Radio DJs

Here top 40 professions that will be replaced by AI first and the last, published by Microsoft