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@fox_sheldon @wsvn @MySOdotCom @MiamiBeachNews @MiamiPD @CityofMiami @MiamiBeachPD keep up the good work and thank you for ridding residents from this scum.

18-year-old Ferrari driving “crypto millionaire” arrested in Miami Beach after police say he revved loud engine, refused to immediately exit car and didn’t have ID. Kid and parents say cops are unfairly targeting him due to internet fame. @wsvn #Exclusive story:

@CepnikMaciej Gracias. Check out the inside neck of your shirt collar by the end of the day if you are out and about in the street, especially now in the dry season.

@elyeims Next time I clean it yes

If you’re going to live in Mexico City more than a month. Invest in an air purifier.

@BowTiedPassport Interesting take. Mexico City posh social circles consider celebrating a 15 in a visible or flamboyant way very very Naco. They don’t do it since clearly signals that the young lady is NOT part of that “elite”.

@ioangrillo the Crystal Taj

Where does all that cash Americans spend buying crystal meth, cocaine, and fentanyl end up? A bit of it here, in the Jardines de Humaya cemetery in Sinaloa, where many narcos are buried, and they have monuments to their violent entrepreneurial lives...

@DesireeCachette @alinainmiami 46 USC Chapter 85 requires foreign-flagged vessels to employ a state-licensed pilot to navigate local waterways, ensuring safety and protecting public interests.These pilots have specialized local knowledge and take navigation control from foreign captains to prevent accidents 📷

@alinainmiami The yellow cutie is the escort boat that helps bigger boats get around the bay and ports. They usually have a “pilot” a special boat captain who drives the large ships in and out of ports

This beast just came in. Docked at the Aston Martin tower the beast in length is almost the size of the AstonMartin tower. And then there’s this yellow cutie haven’t seen it before.

@davidrkadler She is signaling the gringos to intervene while maintaining the telenovela appearance of sovereignty to her low IQ base. She's telling the gringos: "Hurry, this is getting out of hand" Just this week: Coatzacoalcos, Taxis, oil at $100 and a burning brand new refinery in flames.

Viva México 🇲🇽 🤩 President Claudia Sheinbaum announced today that Mexico seeks to resume fuel shipments to Cuba. A huge victory for the Cuban people, for the sovereignty of Mexico, and the integrity of the international trade system at large ♥️

@CepnikMaciej At this rate, with Mex having to import oil and gasoline from the gringos, and their third world refinery in Dos Bocas in flames and death, they’ll be selling you Bacardi for your car by the end of May.

I just heard on the radio in my Uber in CDMX that Claudia Sheinbaum is considering implementing a “Ley Seca” (no alcohol sales) during the FIFA World Cup. That sounds crazy… is that actually true?

@SaucegodHd @maniaUFO @grok how long has the Goodyear blimp flown in south Florida? Also, mention at least 3 important pop culture appearances of it in south Florida lore from the past.

@elyeims @maniaUFO Why the fuck would a good year blimp be flying around Miami during the night? If the blimp is for advertisement ask yourself who are they advertising too cats and other night seeing creatures that look up all night?

Bizarre looking Drone caught on video in Miami🧐🤔

@SandyofCthulhu You can still drive through Campeche , Quintana Roo and Yucatan and see small villages like that today. There's a concrete road, loads of speed bumps, a little church and a "miscelanea", but they're all still there. They even still speak Yucatec Maya.

The Spanish arrival absolutely means the destruction of the Mayans that destroyed his village, and a war on the foul gods who demanded murder. But Garra Jaguar lived in a village in the jungle. The Spanish conquest would have little or no effect on such a village for decades, if ever. Garra Jaguar could live out his life in peace. Over time, his descendents would convert (or be converted) to Christianity. Would there be oppression under the Spanish? Absolutely. But not as vile as under the cruel city-states that ruled before.

@johnkonrad @gCaptain @threadreaderapp unroll

@gCaptain And here’s the best book documenting how Europe leveraged America’s maritime apathy the last 50 years amzn.to/40F3YTu

Let's unpack this.. What if the White House has no intention of reopening the Strait of Hormuz? What if this war is really about ships & tariffs? I had a long discussion with senior DOE official yesterday on background. I can’t share any details but it’s clear everyone’s Strait of Hormuz calculus is wrong. We need to go back to the drawing boards. That's it. That's the tweet. Now a hypothetical 🧵 with my personal thoughts.

Mysterious 'three-sided pyramid' similar to those in Egypt spotted on Mars in NASA footage trib.al/wmdnCHc

@MarvinTheBanned @CepnikMaciej @CFEmx x.com/bereaguilarv/s…

@elyeims @CepnikMaciej @CFEmx I have never seen a single speed trap in Mexico, you are seriously fucked in the head and talking about the USSA. You know that, right, dipshit?

One reason foreigners are so impressed by Mexico City is that they show up expecting nothing. 🇲🇽 Their image of Mexico is shaped by news coverage, almost always centered on violence, and movies that never depict what everyday life in CDMX actually looks like. So when they arrive and find this massive, bustling city with an endless variety of things to do, it hits different.

@miamimanmemedia Palmetto, Belén, Sunset, Beach, Gulliver, Ransom dudes. Maybe some nepos from Broward? Pinecrest or Heritage bros?

Met 12 people at a #MiamiTech networking event last night. Everyone is a CEO. Nobody has employees. This city is incredible. I love this town!

@CarlosFdeCossio El proyecto de ustedes es tan exitoso, que se come mejor rabo encendido en Hialeah que en La Habana.

El inmenso volumen de dinero, la cantidad de nercenarios reclutados y los años de 13 gobiernos de EEUU dedicados a destruir y hacer fracasar a Cuba, con un cerco económico, son demostración de la fuerza y viabilidad de la Revolución cubana, no de su debilidad.

@BitcoinRafa @DEAHQ @TheJusticeDept Absolutely agree!!! : Make @AduanasMx accountable for protecting Mexican Citizens!!

@DEAHQ @TheJusticeDept Stop the illegal trafficking of weapons to Mexico. 80% of the cartels' weapons come from the United States.

#DEA Administrator Cole, during a visit with Omar García Harfuch, Secretary of Security and Citizen Protection of #Mexico, discusses cross-border collaboration in the fight against drug trafficking and safer communities on both sides of the border. #PublicSafety @TheJusticeDept

@GraellSergio @CepnikMaciej @CFEmx Luego te paso las llaves de mi coche para que lo laves. Saludos.

@elyeims @CepnikMaciej @CFEmx Facho estúpido

Culturally the Mexica had a very old, extremely sophisticated social hierarchy. Remember that their culture came from one that was as old as India (Olmecs). They had very clear understanding of violence social standing and authoritative power. When the Christian Spanish came it did not disappear completely, but blended. Hence why you see the “day of the dead” and the Virgin of Guadalupe shrine built on the site of the Tonantzin temple, which happened to be the location of the temple of the pre-columbian maternity and fertility deity.

@elyeims @CFEmx How did that mix up with the Spanish conquest you think?

@CepnikMaciej @CFEmx I agree, hermano. But there is a very strong, often unspoken cultural element to Mexico specifically, that is the very predatory and violent inheritance of the Mexica social hierarchy that is still very much present there. 400 years is not that long ago.

@elyeims @CFEmx To be fair, haciendas all over the world are robbing people out of their income and it ends up being wasted.