Elyse North

I threw my dog a ball. Extravagant I know, but she looks gorgeous in an evening gown.

Regret to announce that we’ve reached Wrong Coat season. Every coat you wear from now til mid April will be The Wrong Coat for the weather

Pancake Day Schedule: - Wake up - See if Father Pancake has been - Open all your pancakes - Cook Pancake Lunch - Watch King’s Pancake Speech - Fall asleep for a bit - Watch a pancake film - Make sandwich from pancake leftovers - Bed

“I’m sorry I’m not an alchemist John”

@PopCrave @ellisspencer99 the world is healing

🚨Jessica Lange to return for ‘American Horror Story’ Season 13.

Made it to Friday but at what cost? Monday is literally in 20 minutes.

Happy Pancake Day

@rebsdnd @mary10_mc sorted x

For my 25th I wanna have a bday meal at Nandos like in 2015

Russian doll having an existential crisis

Sending support to all members of the lamp community currently thrust back into big light households.

Congrats on your engagement, I’m looking forward to new Wallace and Gromit next week

@haayerebijli @buchanan_spence @Langhemm

"i wish she would go back to colombia and take her lil brown friend with her" 🤣

@Nick_Pettigrew @mary10_mc @buchanan_spence

Gary Barlow’s son gives one of his Polo Mints to a horse.

Americans are too thick to vote anyway, they should put us back in charge. Send Gary Barlow's massive son over to rampage through a major city until they surrender

@bIiccy @mary10_mc

haven’t been roofied in awhile. Feeling Ugly

@koi_takleefff @tayellender ‘get the iPad out’

@caoimhinof @jhobson1512

These Great British Bake Off themes are getting to be ludicrous.

@Cyb4rAnGeL @mary10_mc

quitting my job to focus on Halloween

@Livbridge @mary10_mc

I live right by Heaton Park. If you're an Oasis fan and don't want to fork out £100s for a place to kip, you can camp in my garden. For free. The only condition is that you get a ticket for me too. I'll pay for it, and I'll even throw in brews, breakfast and a driveway.